100 Classic Corny Jokes For Kids
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A corny joke is usually one that has been said many times; a joke that elicits eyerolls and good-natured sighs. For those seeking a dose of humor, this compilation of classic corny jokes loved by many and packed with punchlines will make everyone snort with laughter.
They also provide an opportunity for Kids and Families to appreciate the simplicity and joy that these jokes bring.
Even if you're already familiar with these jests or you're just beginning to explore this form of humor, these jokes can serve as a refreshing diversion. These super funny, cheesy jokes will have you smiling from ear to ear when you hear them, you can be sure that they will always make you giggle.
Corny Space Jokes
Have you ever wondered what kind of jokes astronauts tell? From galaxies to the solar system, these jokes cover everything space-related. Ideal for curious kids and parents alike, prepare for a laughter-filled experience with these jokes about planets, astronauts, and more. It's space humor like you've never seen before!
1. Which kind of music do the planets love? Nep-tunes.
2. What is an astronaut's favorite chocolate bar? A Mars bar!
3. Which stars have you seen wearing sunglasses? Only the movie stars.
4. What do astronauts eat their lunch on? Flying saucers.
5. What is a planet's favorite book? A comet book!
6. What do aliens like to roast on the fire? A martian-mallow.
7. Did you hear the space jokes? They are out of this world!
8. How do you organize a space party?You plan-et.
Corny Animal Jokes
This section is full of hilariously corny animal jokes. It features animals like cows, bears, cats, pigs, and more, and it's packed with playful puns and whimsical wordplay. Ideal for animal enthusiasts of all ages, this collection will have you howling and roaring with laughter.
9. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
10. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.
11. What do you get from a pampered cow?Spoiled milk!
12. What do you call a bear who lost all of his teeth? A gummy bear!
13. Why did the golfer need two pairs of trousers? Because he got a hole-in-one.
14. What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
15. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?A dino-snore.
16. How bad were the fish’s grades?They were below sea level.
17. What do cats always eat for breakfast? Mice crispies!
18. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer.
19. Which animal has eight legs and can tell you the time? A clock-topus.
20. What do sea monsters eat?Fish and ships.
21. One of the cows didn’t produce milk today. It was an udder failure.
22. What do you call an alligator detective wearing a vest? An in-vesti-gator.
23. What would you call a snake working as a guide? A boa instructor.
24. What did the duck say when he ordered a drink? Put that on my bill!
25. Why can’t you trust duck doctors?They’re all quacks.
26. Which animal do you need to play cricket? A bat.
Corny Food Jokes
From breakfast to dessert and everything in between, this collection serves up a menu of humor that's all about food. If you've ever chuckled at a cheese pun or giggled at a grape joke, you're in for a treat.
These jokes, cooked up with different types of foods in mind, are sure to satisfy your appetite for laughter. They're relatable, playful, and great for sharing around the dinner table.
27. Why did the baby strawberry cry? Its parents were in a jam.
28. Why did the poor man stock up on yeast? Because It wants to make some dough.
29. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because It felt crummy.
30. Why wouldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino?It was on a roll.
31. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
32. What do you call an angry carrot?A steamed veggie.
33. What do you call a fake noodle? An im-pasta.
34. What did one tomato say to the other tomato during a race? "Ketch-up."
35. How do you make an egg roll?You push it!
Even More Corny Jokes
Are you ready for another round of hilarious jokes? Step right up to even more corny jokes, a delightful collection that's set to get you brimming with chuckles and grins! Crafted with all sorts of everyday topics in mind, they are perfect for lightening the mood at family gatherings or just enjoying a giggle with friends.
36. How did the barber win the race? He knew a short-cut.
37. Why did the picture get put in prison? It was framed!
38. Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure? He was a little shellfish.
39. Why shouldn't you use a broken pencil? Because it's pointless.
40. Who is the king of the classroom? The ruler.
41. What do you get when you mix a snowman and a vampire? Frost-bite.
42. Why did the stadium get so hot after the game? All the fans left.
43. Why did the scarecrow win an award?Because he was outstanding in his field.
44. How would a farmer count his cows? With a cow-culator!
45. Why does your teddy bear never want a snack? Because he is always stuffed!
46. What did one toilet say to the other toilet? "Are you okay? You look flushed!"
47. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
48. What did the traffic light say to the car? "Turn around, I am about to change!"
49. What did one hat say to the other? "You stay here. I’ll go on a-head."
Corny Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock, knock! Who's there?
It's a collection of corny knock-knock Jokes, ready to brighten your day! These cheerful and whimsical jokes are perfect for sharing with friends, family, or anyone in need of a smile.
Simple enough for little ones to join in on the fun, yet clever enough to entertain the whole room, knock-knock jokes are timeless classics that never go out of style.
50. Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
A cow says.
A cow says who?
No, a cow says MOO!
51. Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!
52. Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome!
53. Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you are doing, you need to pay attention!
54. Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it is raining!
55. Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you too!
56. Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us, so please open up.
57. Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing here?
Corny Puns and One-Liners
These chuckle-worthy gems are just the ticket for brightening up a dull day or adding some zest to a friendly gathering. You might be an expert in eye-rolling humor or simply curious about the lighter side of language, it doesn't matter because this collection of corny delights is bound to tickle your funny bone.
58. I'm so good at falling asleep... I can do it with my eyes shut.
59. What do you call a well-balanced horse? Stable.
60. Pirates are only good singers because they can hit the high C's.
61. The sheep booked a holiday, obviously he was going to the Baaaaa-hamas!
62. I would play cards with a jungle cat but she's too much of a cheetah.
63. My dog is a magician, he's a labracadabrador.
64. I have a horse that lives next door, he is my neigh-bor.
65. A cheese factory exploded in France. Da-brie was everywhere.
66. I met a pizza and while leaving it said, "It was slice to meet you."
67. Cinderella isn't very good at football because she keeps running from the ball.
68. The cow got dressed up for her favorite holiday, it was Moo Year's Eve!
69. Why did the boy throw his clock out of the window? Because he wanted time to fly.
Very Funny Corny Jokes
This set of jokes is packed with fun and frolic, and they're just the thing to liven up any gathering. You can share them around the campfire or share them during lunchtime for a midday smile. These knee-slappers are sure to hit the funny bone. So prepare yourself for some light-hearted levity and get ready to laugh out loud.
70. How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?He gave her a ring.
71. How do you make a water bed bouncier? Add spring water.
72. When is a door not a door?When it’s a-jar.
73. If something is orange and like a parrot, what is it? A carrot.
74. Why did the cow have to cross the road? She needed to get to the udder side.
75. What do lawyers wear to court? Law-suits.
76. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles.
77. What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
78. What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
79. What did one eye say to the other eye? "Just between you and me, something smells."
80. Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?Too many cheetahs.
81. Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
82. What is the only music rabbits will listen to? Hip-hop.
83. What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine? Give me my quarter-back.
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Are you in the mood for some grins and giggles? You're in luck! These handpicked treasures are the cream of the crop in chuckle-town, perfect for sharing with friends and family of all ages. If you're a seasoned jokester or a newbie looking for some playful fun, you'll find something here to tickle your funny bone.
84. Which instrument can you find in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.
85. Why did the restaurant hire a pig? He was good at bacon.
86. Why was the sand all wet? Because the sea weed.
87. Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tearable.
88. Why can a fish only live in salt water? Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
89. Why did the girl eat her homework? Because her teacher said it was a piece of cake.
90. What is the perfect fish to eat with ice cream? Jellyfish.
91. On what day of the week are most twins born? Twos-day.
92. How does a dog stop the movie? With the paws button.
93. What did the flower say to the baby flower? "Hi, bud."
94. What do you call the cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
95. What does a baby computer call its father? "Da-ta!"
96. Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.
97. What is the only way to get an astronaut's baby to sleep? You have to rock-et.
98. What time do ducks always wake up? The quack of dawn.
99. What is the only way to make friends with a squirrel? You've got to act nuts.
100. What did the strawberry say to the raspberry? "I love you berry, berry much!"
These lighthearted gems have brought smiles and chuckles, offering a fun way to connect with the little ones. Sure, there might be a few eye rolls, but that's part of the fun with corny jokes!
They're not just for reading; they're for sharing and creating joyful memories. Why not take a few favorites and share them with friends, family, or even in the classroom? Laughter is a universal language, and with these jokes in your pocket, you're all set to spread some joy.
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