30+ Halloween Knock Knock Jokes That Are Fang-Tastic

Rajnandini Roychoudhury
Feb 29, 2024 By Rajnandini Roychoudhury
Originally Published on Dec 14, 2020
Edited by Monisha Kochhar
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Halloween is incomplete without knocks on your door, candies, and kids shouting, "Trick or treat?"

It is the festival that has kids of all ages come knocking at your door to collect candy. Unlike thousands of years ago when this tradition had people bolt their doors on this day, in the modern era, you cannot really keep your door locked for a long time on Halloween.

Hence, funny knock knock jokes for kids related to Halloween make a great activity for the kids if you are also throwing a party at home. Both children and adults can equally enjoy such silly Halloween kids' jokes and have a heart laugh at these hilarious knock knock jokes. Knock-knock jokes have existed for ages and are a fun way to have kids engaged in something witty and funny. It gives kids a great insight into humor and can even inspire them to spread positivity and create funny Halloween memes when they grow up and get kids trick-or-treating on their doors. Humor and jokes also work great for parties and family occasions such as Halloween. You can arrange a game with prizes and make kids crack jokes that will have everyone bursting into peals of laughter. If a child comes to your door trick-or-treating, you can even make them laugh with a few corny knock-knock jokes before offering them candies and making it a funny Halloween day for them.

If you are looking for kids' knock-knock jokes to spend a fun Halloween with them, this list of Halloween knock-knock jokes is a real treat for the soul.

If you like more puns, you can look into our other articles: Bone Jokes and Halloween jokes.
 

Best Halloween Knock Knock Jokes

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Here is a list of best knock knock jokes for kids related to Halloween. If you want to go for a trick or treat, choose witch one is the best Halloween knock-knock joke for you:

1. Knock, Knock.

Who is outside?

Abbott.

Abbott who?

Abbott time someone said that!

2. Knock, Knock.

Who knocks?

Butter.

Butter who?

Butter unlock this door; I have Halloween jokes to share!

3. Knock, Knock.

Who is out there?

Voodoo.

Voodoo who?

Voodoo you think I am?

4. Knock, Knock.

Who's outside?

Al.

Al who?

Al exchange your Nerds for MnMs.

5. Knock, Knock.

Who is out there?

Doughnut.

Doughnut who?

Doughnut be alarmed. Just wanted to wish you Happy Halloween!

6. Knock, Knock.

Who is out there?

Diane.

Diane who?

I’m Diane to eat my Halloween treats and candy!

7. Knock, Knock.

Who is out there?

Bee!

Bee who?

Beeware, of the full moon on Hallow's Eve!

8. Knock, Knock.

Who is out there?

Howie.

Howie who?

Howie supposed to hide the body of this dead zombie?

9. Knock Knock.

Who is out there?

Hans.

Hans who?

Hans off my Halloween treats!

10. Knock, knock!

Who is out there?

Aida.

Aida who?

Aida big bag full of Halloween candy.

Corny Halloween Knock Knock Jokes

Here is a list of some funny knock knock jokes for Halloween that are corny. These jokes are perfect for a funny Halloween knock on anyone's door:

11. Knock, Knock.

Who is out there?

Canoe.

Canoe who?

Canoe please give me more candy?

12. Knock, Knock.

Who is out there?

Imogen.

Imogen who?

Imogen Halloween without trick or treating!

13. Knock, Knock.

Who is out there?

Anakin.

Anakin who?

Anakin you get me some more candy, please?

14. Knock, Knock.

Who is out there?

Which.

Which who?

Which witch can repair my wand?

15. Knock, Knock.

Who is out there?

Wooden shoe.

Wooden shoe who?

Wooden shoe like to open the door and give us candy?

16. Knock Knock

Who is out there?

Fangs.

Fangs who?

Fangs for all the Halloween candy!

17. Knock, Knock.

Who is out there?

How.

How who?

How are you going to give me candy if you keep your door closed?

18. Knock, Knock.

Who is out there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce make this Halloween awesome!

19. Knock Knock

Who is out there?

Frank.

Frank who?

Frankenstein, rawwrrrr!

20. Knock, Knock.

Who is out there?

Ivan.

Ivan who?

Ivan to eat your brains!

Halloween Knock Knock Jokes For Toddlers & Younger Kids

Here is a list of some good knock knock jokes and Halloween jokes for kids that trick or treaters will enjoy.

21. Knock, Knock.

Who is out there?

Gladys.

Gladys who.

Gladys finally Halloween.

22. Knock, Knock.

Who is out there?

Wanda.

Wanda who?

Wanda go to a Halloween party with me?

23. Knock, Knock.

Who is out there?

Tyson.

Tyson who?

Tyson crosses in front of your house to keep vampires from coming in.

24. Knock, knock!

Who is out there?

Harry.

Harry who?

Harry! There is a monster out to eat you.

25. Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Dishes!

Dishes who?

Dishes not a great Halloween Knock Knock joke!

26. Knock, knock!

Who is out there?

Hugo.

Hugo who?

Hugo put your costume on! We are going to the Halloween party.

27. Knock, Knock.

Who is out there?

Happy.

Happy who?

Happy Halloween!

28. Knock, Knock.

Who is out there?

Ben.

Ben who?

Ben anxious for Halloween all year.

29. Knock, Knock

Who is out there?

Turin.

Turin who?

Turin to a zombie for this Halloween!

30. Knock, Knock.

Who is out there?

Gargoyle.

Gargoyle Who?

If you Gargoyle every day with warm water and salt, your sore-throat will get cured!

Trick Or Treat Halloween Jokes

Here's a list of the funniest knock knock jokes that are as sweet as candy and great for Halloween!

31. Knock, Knock.

Who is out there?

Ice Cream!

Ice cream who?

Ice cream, because it is finally Halloween!

32. Knock, Knock.

Who is out there?

Olive!

Olive who?

Olive it when it's Halloween!

33. Knock, Knock.

Who is out there?

Ben!

Ben who?

Ben waiting to eat my Halloween treats all day!

34. Knock, Knock.

Who is out there?

Witch!

Witch who?

Witch one of you will give me a Halloween treat?

35. Knock, Knock.

Who is out there?

Boo!

Boo who?

Why are you crying? It is Halloween!

36. Knock, Knock.

Who is out there?

Phillip!

Phillip who?

Phillip my bag with more candy!

37. Knock, Knock.

Who is out there?

Orange!

Orange who?

Orange you glad that it is finally Halloween!

38. Knock, Knock.

Who is out there?

Goat!

Goat who?

Goat to the door and open it! Someone's knocking.

39. Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Doctor.

Doctor Who?

Yes! That's me. Happy Halloween!

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of great family-friendly jokes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for Halloween knock-knock jokes, then why not take a look at Vampire jokes or Fall puns.

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Written by Rajnandini Roychoudhury

Bachelor of Arts specializing in English, Master of Arts specializing in English

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Rajnandini RoychoudhuryBachelor of Arts specializing in English, Master of Arts specializing in English

With a Master of Arts in English, Rajnandini has pursued her passion for the arts and has become an experienced content writer. She has worked with companies such as Writer's Zone and has had her writing skills recognized by publications such as The Telegraph. Rajnandini is also trilingual and enjoys various hobbies such as music, movies, travel, philanthropy, writing her blog, and reading classic British literature. 

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