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These wizard jokes will have you laughing like Bellatrix by the end of this list.
Harry Potter is a classic story that many children enjoy. What could be better than watching the movies and reading the books? Telling magic puns about them of course! Here are 30 of the best Harry Potter jokes for kids that will tickle you more than the rictusempra charm!
For those who can't get enough of Harry Potter, here's 10 funny Hogwarts jokes that work like magic.
1) Q: What do you call two Quiddich players that share a dorm?
A: Broom-mates.
2) Q: Why was Harry Potter sent to Dumbledore's office?
A: He was cursing in class.
3) Q:Why doesn't Voldemort wear glasses?
A: Nobody nose.
4) Q:Why is Mad Eye Moody such a bad teacher?
A: He can't get his pupils under control.
5) What's a wizard's favourite kind of cereal?
A: Huffle Puffs.
6) Q:How many Slytherins does it take to stir a cauldron?
A: Just one, they'll put their wand in and the world revolves around them.
7) Q:Why does Professor Snape stand in the middle of the road?
A: So you'll never know what side he's on!
8) Q: How would you get a magical creature in your house?
A: Through the Gryffin-door!
9) Q: Do you know anyone who could teach me to play Quiddich?
A: I'm sure Oliver Wood.
10) Q: How do the Malfoy's enter the room?
A: They Slytherin!
Who's there? It's five more hilarious Harry Potter jokes.
11) Knock knock.
Who's there?
You know.
You know who?
Exactly! Avada kedavra!
12) Knock knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up it's getting cold out here!
13) Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dumbledore.
Dumbledore who?
This dumb o'l door won't open, please let me in!
14) Knock knock.
Who's there?
He who must not be named.
He who must not be named who?
I can't say who, that's the whole point!
15) Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
*Hedwig flies away*
These riddikulus Harry Potter puns are something you can Slytherin to any conversation.
16) If you don't like this Harry Potter joke, there's something Ron with you!
17) On a scale of one to ten, how obsessed am I with Harry Potter? 9 and 3/4!
18) What language does the postman use when delivering to Hogwarts? Parceltongue!
19) What does Harry Potter have that Voldemort doesn't? A nose!
20) Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his best friend and his potion pot? They're both cauldron!
21) How much does it cost Harry Potter and his friends to watch their favourite sport? A quid each!
22) Why did Snape cross the road twice? He's a double crosser!
23) Why does Voldemort prefer Twitter over Facebook? He doesn't have any friends, only followers!
24) How does Voldemort know Nagini likes him? She gives him hugs and hisses!
25) What do you call an electrocuted Dark Lord? Volt-demort!
To finish off the list, here are five more Harry Potter jokes that will make you laugh harder than a giggle potion!
26) Snape: The Dark Lord Voldemort is coming!
Dumbledore: Oh no are you serious?!
Snape: No, I'm Severus.
27) The innkeeper says "sorry, we don't serve time travellers here." Hermione walks into the Three Broomsticks with a time turner.
28) Two Hungarian Horntails walk into The Three Broomsticks. One of them says "Wow it sure is hot in here." The second one shoots back, "Shut your mouth!"
29) A wizard walks into the Three Broomsticks and orders a forgetfulness potion. He turns to the wizard beside him and says, "So, do I come here often?"
30) Professor Quirrell walks into the Three Broomsticks and shows the Dark Lord's face to the innkeeper. The Dark Lord orders a butterbeer and the innkeeper says, "I can't serve you, you're out of your mind!"
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At Kidadl we pride ourselves on offering families original ideas to make the most of time spent together at home or out and about, wherever you are in the world. We strive to recommend the very best things that are suggested by our community and are things we would do ourselves - our aim is to be the trusted friend to parents.
We try our very best, but cannot guarantee perfection. We will always aim to give you accurate information at the date of publication - however, information does change, so it’s important you do your own research, double-check and make the decision that is right for your family.
Kidadl provides inspiration to entertain and educate your children. We recognise that not all activities and ideas are appropriate and suitable for all children and families or in all circumstances. Our recommended activities are based on age but these are a guide. We recommend that these ideas are used as inspiration, that ideas are undertaken with appropriate adult supervision, and that each adult uses their own discretion and knowledge of their children to consider the safety and suitability.
Kidadl cannot accept liability for the execution of these ideas, and parental supervision is advised at all times, as safety is paramount. Anyone using the information provided by Kidadl does so at their own risk and we can not accept liability if things go wrong.
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