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40+ Hot Dog Jokes That You'll Really Relish

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Herein awaits you a rollercoaster of hot dog humor that you should make sure to have before you have anything else.

So, fasten your seatbelts, folks! And come along in this hilarious hot dog journey.

Are you a foody? Do you not just eat but live and breathe food? Are you in love with hot dogs? Then this is the exact space you were searching for all this time. Join us in this delicious hot dog journey that will make you drool and will make you hungry yet happy at the same time.

One might argue that there can be nothing more delicious than a smoking hot dog. But, an extra dollop of funny hot dog sayings along with funny Weiner jokes makes the meal even more delicious. Season the funny hot dogs with our spicy hot dog one-liners and corn dog jokes and relish them lavishly.

A good hot dog can be had anytime. Be it on a family outing to an amusement park or an ordinary day from the hot dog vendor at the corner of the street. It all tastes equally delicious but a little more when had in the company of other good souls. A fair amount of laughter shared while sharing a meal definitely adds to its taste. It makes the entire process of eating, a cherish-able experience. While we know all about your food cravings (especially the sudden desire to gobble up an entire hot dog by merely peeking a glance at this article headline), we also know how much you value sharing good laughter with your near and dear ones. Hence, we have created a space for you to bond over food and make good laughter memories that you will cherish for the rest of your life. Take inspiration from these jokes to get funny hot dog cart names and funny hot dog stand names!

While you prepare your hot dog bun, we have prepared the best of the best hot dogs jokes for you to have along with it. Happy reading, folks!

If you are interested in more such jokes and puns, take a look at Hot dog puns and Bacon jokes.

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Funny Hot Dog Jokes

Top it up with mustard or mayo or ketchup, there's something about hot dogs that somehow make them deliciously edible. It's the same with our punny hot dog funnies that make them deliciously hilarious no matter what, even without any extra condiments. So, top your hot dogs up with funny Weiner dog jokes and other hot dog funnies, for we all know that the Weiner takes all! You could also use these jokes as funny weiner dogs one-liners!

1. How did the hot dog ask the ketchup out on a date? He mustard up the courage!

2. What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? He asked the vendor to make him one with everything.

3. What do you call a hot dog with its insides removed? A hollow wienie.

4. Why do all hot dogs look alike? Because they are in bread.

5. How did the hot dog get a job in spite of having a criminal record? That's because it was a misde-wiener.

6. Why did the hot dog refuse to go to the German club? Because it was too krauted!

7. What makes the German hot dogs controversial? They make the best and they make the wurst ones.

8. What nickname did the hot dog give to his wife? Honey bun.

9. What do you get when you cross a chicken, a cow, and a pig together? A hot dog.

10. What happens if you turn a flying mammal into a hot dog? They go from bat to wurst.

11. What happened when the hot dog made a movie? It became an Oscar wiener.

12. What do you give a dog with a fever? Mustard - it's the best thing for a hot dog.

13. What did the mother hot dog say to cheer on her son while he was in a race? Ketch-up!

14. What do you call a dog with a fever? A dog with a fever is called a hot dog.

15. Why did the pizza marry the hot dog? Because they had a very frank relationship.

Hot Dog Jokes And Puns

The key to a perfect hot dog bun is the perfect balance of mustard and ketchup. Similarly, the key to a perfect hot dog joke is the perfect ratio of joke and pun with a dash of mustard and ketchup humor on top. So, have a good laugh at our hilarious jokes as you savor each bite of your favorite hot dogs!

16. What did the hot dog say after winning the race? Wiener takes all!

17. What made the hot dog furious? He was getting roasted.

18. What do you call a frankfurter that is frozen? A chili dog.

19. After mocking the ketchup, what did the hot dog say? No bun intended.

20. Hot dogs and I have a very frank relationship!

21. Why does ketchup on hot dogs spoil early? Because the sauce-ages.

22. What type of dogs are the most loyal? Hot dogs for they feed the hand that bites them.

23. Why did the hot dog fail in his exams? Because he gave the wurst answers.

24. What did the hotdog say when he was constipated? Must-turd!

25. Why did the hot dog end up in a shoe? Because it was a foot long.

26. Why was the dog scared of the grill? Because he didn't want to turn into a hot dog.

27. Why did the vegan hot dog cross the road? To prove that he wasn't chicken.

28. What is the best way to enjoy a hot dog? By relishing it.

29. Why was the dog resting under the umbrella shade? Because he didn't want to turn into a hot dog.

30. Why did the hot dog hire a tutor? Because he wanted to be on the honor roll.

Hot Dog Jokes For Kids

Preparing a hot dog meal for your kids? Looking for some extra condiments to make the meal a little more special? Let our hot dog jokes be the condiments. And if you're a young bun looking forward to a drool-worthy hot dog bun then, enjoy reading this space aloud as you savor your hot dog meal! Have a good peal of laughter, kids! Happy reading!

31. What happened when ketchup squirted in Nora's eyes while having a hot god? She got Heinz-sight!

32. What do you call a dog on the beach in summer? A hot dog.

33. Why did the hot dog refuse to act in the movie? Because none of the rolls were good enough.

34. What do you call a hot dog wizard? Sau-sage!

35. What do you call the opposite of a hot dog? A pupsicle.

36. How did the ghost eat the hotdog? By goblin it.

37. What do you call it when a dog falls into a fire pit? A hot dog.

38. Why did the hot dog vendor get fired? Because she put her hair in a bun.

39. What did the girl say to her friend while having a hot dog? Relish today and Ketch-up tomorrow!

40. What did the hot dog say after winning the race? Yay! I'm the wiener!

Hot Dog Lovers' Favorite Knock Knock Jokes


Here we have for you a collection of hot dog lovers' favorite knock-knock jokes. Relish them as you grab a bite of your favorite hot dog and share them with your friends and family. Your favorite knock-knock jokes crossed with drool-worthy hot dogs are a sure win. Have a good appetizing read.

41. Knock knock!

Who is out there?


Ben who?

Ben looking for smoking hot dogs. Can you let me know where to find it?

42. Knock knock!

Who is out there?


Lettuce who?

Lettuce go out and have some delicious hot dogs.

43. Knock knock!

Who is out there?


Noise who?

Noise to finally be able to enjoy a big bite of this hot dog.

44. Knock knock!

Who is out there?


Noah who?

Noah good place where I can find some delicious hot dogs?

45. Knock knock!

Who is out there?


Annie who?

Annie way you can stop gobbling the hot dog and start enjoying it slowly?

46. Knock knock!

Who is out there?


Police who?

Police give me some more ketchup with this hot dog.

47. Knock knock!

Who is out there?


Armageddon who?

Armageddon quite hungry. Let's grab some hot dogs.

48. Knock knock!

Who is out there?


Olive who?

Olive smoking hot dog buns with extra ketchup on top of it.

49. Knock knock!

Who is out there?


Witches who?

Witches the best hot dog station in town?

50. Knock knock!

Who is out there?


Butter who?

Butter finish off your hot dog bun fast or else I will have your share.

Funny Hot Dog One Liners

51. Hot dogs really should be renamed to hot wolves… They always come in packs.

52. Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?… Only if they have a very frank relationship! 

53. One hot dog says to another, “You been to that German night club yet?” “Nah, it was too krauted.”

54. Did you hear the story about a guy who could eat a footlong hot dog in two bites? Sounds a little “hard to swallow” right?

55. I went to the local hot dog guy and said, “Can I get a jumbo sausage?” He said, “Sure. It shouldn’t be long. ” Me: In that case, can I get two?

56. What was the taxidermist doing at the hot dog stand?… Stuffing his face!

57. What do you call a hot dog race?… Wiener takes all. 

58. How does a ghost eat a hotdog?… By goblin it.

59. What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it?… A “hollow-weenie!”

60. What’s the difference between a Yankee Stadium hot dog and a Fenway Park hot dog?… You can buy a Fenway Frank hot dog in October.

61. What do you call a hot dog wizard?… A sau-sage. 

62. I was disappointed that my friend chose to bring hot dogs to my fancy pot-luck dinner party… But, I suppose it could have been wurst.

63. What did the people call the bad hot dog stand?… The WURST!

64. What do you call a saw that cuts hotdogs?… Sawsage.

65. Have you ever been to a hot dog factory?… No, I haven’t sau-sage (saw such) a place.

66. What does a hotdog call his wife?… Honey bun. 

67. Why did the hot dog hire a tutor?… He wanted to be on the honor roll. 

68. I won my 17th straight Halloween costume contest as a hotdog… I’m on a roll. 

69. “This hot dog is fantastic,” the customer said frankly.

70. I just had a very serious discussion about hot dogs... It was a frank discussion.

71. My girlfriend asked me if hot dogs were good for her diet. I replied, “They’re not the wurst” 

72. I stepped into my shower today only to find hot dogs coming out of the shower head. My plumber calls it a “meatier shower.”

73. What do you call someone who electrocutes hot dogs? Frank Zappa.

74. “Franks a lot!” for checking out the “hot” dog jokes!

75. What is the best way to enjoy a hot dog? Relish it.

76. “Let me be frank, I love summertime.”

77. I took a road trip with my German buddy and when I accidentally dropped my hot dog out the window he swung the car around to go back and get it… That’s when the whole trip really took a turn for the wurst. 

78. When can a pizza marry a hot dog? After a very frank relationship.

79. How did the hot dog get the job despite having a criminal record? It was a misde-wiener. 

80. What do you call a candid hot dog? Frank-furter.

81. Where do you smart hot dogs go? On the honor roll. 

82. “Dear, hot dogs. You’re so barbe-cute.”

83.  “Out of every hot dog in the world, I pickle you.”

84. What do you say to a yummy weiner? “What’s up, dog?”

85. What do they serve for lunch at the comedian workshop? Hot dog puns.

86. Dad jokes are like hot dogs, “Frankly”, I can’t get enough. 

87. A yam and a hot dog are having a heart-to-heart..Yam: Can I be candied with you? Hot dog: In that case, let me be frank. 

88. Why did the daschund stay in the shade? It did not want to be a hot dog. 

89. What does a hot dog go camping in? A Wiener-Bago! 

90. What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog! 

91. The most loyal, kind and noble of all dog breeds is the hot dog…He’s the only one who feeds the hand that bites him. 

92. What do you call a cold dog? A Chili Dog. 

93. What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua? A hot, diggety dog. 

94. What do you get when your dog jumps into the fire pit?… A hot dog. 

95. What do you call a hot dog with a sweater? A chili dog.

96. When do franks tell insults… at a wienie roast.

Hot Dog Condiment Jokes

97. Some people hate hotdogs. I relish them

98. What did the constipated hot dog say? Muuussttuurrrdd!!

99. Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with mustard! 

100. Why did the disgruntled hot dog vendor quit his job? He just didn’t relish it.

101. How are you enjoying life while eating a hot dog? I am relishing the moment!

<p>With a Master of Arts in English, Rajnandini has pursued her passion for the arts and has become an experienced content writer. She has worked with companies such as Writer's Zone and has had her writing skills recognized by publications such as The Telegraph. Rajnandini is also trilingual and enjoys various hobbies such as music, movies, travel, philanthropy, writing her blog, and reading classic British literature.&nbsp;</p>

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