Dog Jokes For Kids
There are more than 200 dog breeds worldwide. We're sure that you will find the perfect funny dog joke to tell your furry friend, you can just start by asking him or her a "what's up dog" joke.
Here is a list of funny dog jokes and chihuahua jokes inspired by every woman and man's loyal companion and best friend, the dog.
1. Are you wondering what dogs have for breakfast? They have pooch-ed eggs.
2. Are you wondering what Dracula's favorite dog breed is? Well, it has to be a bloodhound.
3. What is the similarity between a dog and a mobile phone? Both have collar IDs.
4. Why did everyone love the doggy storyteller? He knew how to paws for dramatic effect.
5. Which dog breed enjoys a good relaxing bubble bath? A shampoodle.
6. What kind of dog doesn't make any sound? A hush puppy.
7. What do people call a dog that performs magic? A labracadabrador.
8. What musical instrument did the dog musician love to play? A trom-bone.
9. What did the dog do once he realized he left his phone in a store's parking lot? Well, he went to the barking lot to grab his phone.
10. What does a puppy say before consuming his food? Bone appetite!
11. Are you wondering what the dog said to the tree? Bark.
12. What would you call a puppy surrounded by a sound system? A sub-woofer.
13. What would you call a dog who lives in New York? A Yorkie.
14. What kind of dog is an expert in telling the time? A watchdog.
15. What would you get when you cross a dog and a flower? A collie-flower.
16. What did the dog do when the doorbell rang? The dog pressed paws on the TV show he was watching.
17. What would you get if you crossed a poodle and a cocker spaniel with a rooster? Cockapoodledoo.
18. What would you call a left handed dog boxer? A south paw.
19. What do archeologist dogs do with all the bones they find? They barium.
20. What do you get when you cross a dog with a calculator? A friend you can count on.
21. What's the similarity between a dog and a marine biologist? One wags his tail, and the other tags whales.
22. What do you get by crossing a golden dog with a telephone? A golden receiver.
23. Why did the dog want to cross the road? To get to the barking lot.
24. Why did the dog refuse to accompany his owner to the market? Because it was a flea market.
25. Why did Santa name his dog Frost? Because Frost bites.
26. What would happen if someone crossed a dog with a film studio? You would find yourself in collie-wood.
27. Why did the dog resign from his job? The work was too ruff!
28. What did the dog say after accidentally sitting on a sheet of sandpaper? Ruff!
29. Why did people say that the dog wasn't a good dancer? He had two left feet.
30. If a dog lost his tail, where would he go to get a new one? A re-tail shop.
31. What would you call a dog named Minton who ate two shuttlecocks? Bad Minton.
32. Why will dogs never win a dance reality show? Because they have two left feet.
33. What term do you use to refer to a dog that researches old trees? Well, you can call him a barkologist.
34. How did the dog train his flea? From scratch.
35. Why did the family take their dog to the watchmaker? It had ticks!
36. What would you call a dog from Asgard that owns a mighty hammer? A labrathor.
37. Which dog breed knows how to use the phone? A dial-matian.
38. What do you call an obedient dog? A sit bull terrier.
39. What do you get when you cross a dog with a large boat? A Ship Tzu.
40. Which dog lives in a cave? A Bat Terrier.
41. Why are Dalmatians not considered good at playing hide and seek? Because they are always spotted.
42. How did the dog laugh after listening to the joke? Chi-ha-ha.
43. What's the similarity between a dog and a tree? Both have barks.
44. Who is a dog's favorite playwright? William Shakespaw.
45. What did the neighbor say to the dog owner? I love walking your dog; it's the leashed I can do.
46. What's a dog's favorite fashion magazine? Vanity Fur.
47. What's a dog's favorite movie? Jurassic Bark.
48. What's a dog's favorite breakfast dish? Woof-fle.
49. What was the dog doing all night? He was barking all night without any paws.
50. What did the dog say to his wife? Howl will I ever live without you.
51. What did the dog say to the other dog? Let's raise the woof.
52. What did the dog say to his son? I woof you.
53. What did the dog say when he picked up the phone? I will collie you later.
54. How did the dog apologize? Please fur-give me.
55. What did the dog say to calm his stressed friend? Try to remain paw-sitive.
56. What did the dog say when he was asked about his hobbies? He said I am very paw-sionate about going out on walks and playing fetch.
57. What did the dog say when he went to the dog park for the second time? This place looks fur-miliar.
58. What did the dog say to its owner? I am so fur-tunate to have you in my life.
59. What did the annoyed dog say to another dog? Will you please stop hounding me?
60. What did the small dog who was madly in love say to his beloved? You are the corg-key of my heart.
61 Why was the dog upset? He was going through a rough pooch.
62. What's a dog's favourite music album? The 'Bark Side Of The Dog'.
63. What did the dog owner say when his dog ran away after chasing the squirrels? Let's not stop retrieving and catch the canine.
64. What was the group of dogs doing on the construction site? They were roof-ing!
65. What subject did the dog select as his major in college? Bark-ology.