70 Marvellous Music Jokes For Kids

Oluwatosin Michael
Feb 29, 2024 By Oluwatosin Michael
Originally Published on Sep 04, 2020
Edited by Jacob Fitzbright
Fact-checked by Isobel Murphy
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Age: 0-99
Read time: 7.6 Min

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Did you hear about the musical notes who threw a party? They really knew how to pull some strings! Welcome aboard this symphony of giggles and chuckles! We've gathered a delightful medley of music jokes, specially composed for your little ones. While being a lot of fun, these quips also serve as a whimsical way to sprinkle a bit of musical knowledge, adding a bit of education to the dose of humor, for your little ones.

From clever puns to amusing anecdotes, this playful ensemble of jokes is a hit parade of giggles and fun. It's more than just a laughing matter; these jokes are a gateway into the world of music, full of rhythm, melody, and creativity. Ready to dance to the beat of joy and discovery? Join us on this musical adventure and let your children's laughter be the sweetest melody of all!

Question And Answer Music Jokes

Get ready to jazz up your joke repertoire with a few crescendos of laughter. Here's a list of question-and-answer music jokes that are guaranteed to make your kids giggle and chuckle. Perfect for music enthusiasts of all ages, these jokes are not only a hoot but might even teach you a thing or two about musical terms. Ready to have a good chuckle and hit all the right notes? Let's dive into this playful concert of laughter, one question and answer at a time!

1. What type of music are balloons afraid of? Pop music.

2. Where did the music teacher leave his keys? In the piano!

3. What's the difference between a guitar and a piano? You can't tuna fish.

4. What did the robbers take from the music store? The lute.

5. What sort of music do frogs like? Hip-hop.

6. Why couldn't the athlete listen to his music? Because he broke the record!

7. What part of a snake is the most musical? The scales.

8. What's an avocado's favorite kind of music? Guac and roll.

9. What do you get if Bach falls off his horse but dares to get back on and keep riding? Bach in the saddle.

10. Why is a piano so hard to open? Because the keys are already inside!

11. What's an ancient Egyptian mummy's favorite kind of music? Rap.

12. Why couldn't the string quartet find their composer? He was Haydn.

13. Why don't skeletons play music in church? Because they don't have any organs.

14. What's the most musical type of food? Chicken drumsticks.

15. Why did the tortilla chip start dancing? Because they put on the salsa.

16. Why was the musician arrested? Because she got in treble.

17. What genre of music is the national anthem? Country music.

18. What's a golfer's favorite type of music? Swing.

19. How do you make a bandstand? Take away their chairs!

20. How do you fix a broken brass instrument? With a tuba glue.

21. What has forty feet and can sing? The school choir.

22. What's a pirate's favorite instrument? The guit-arrr.

23. Which one of Santa's helpers was the best singer? Elf-is Presley.

24. Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.

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25. What do a sword and a piano have in common? They can both B sharp.

26. Why did the opera singer bring a ladder to the concert? Because she wanted to reach the high notes.

27. What music does a planet listen to? Nep-tunes.

28. What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? The trombone.

29. What rock band has four members who don't sing or play any instruments? Mount Rushmore.

30. What key does a cow sing in? Beef flat.

31. What do you get when you put a radio in the fridge? Cool music.

32. Why does Jay-Z love Christmas so much? Because of all the wrapping.

33. What do you call a musical insect? A humbug.

34. How do you make Lady Gaga mad? Keep a poker face.

35. What kind of instrument do rats play? Mouse organs.

36.What do you get if you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician? A yam session.

37. Why do bagpipe players walk when they play? To get away from the noise!

38. What song do vampires hate? 'You Are My Sunshine'.

39. What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra? "Thank you for every ting."

40. Why are pirates such good singers? They can hit the high Cs.

41. What do a harmonica and a lawsuit have in common? Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

42. What's a cat's favorite subject at school? Mew-sic.

43. What makes music in your hair? A headband.

44. How many conductors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but it takes four movements.

45. What's the difference between a viola and onions? Nobody cries when you chop up a viola.

46. What sort of music does a mountain like? Rock.

47. What's the best Christmas present in the whole world? A broken drum; you can't beat it.

48. What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument? A moo-sician.

49. What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine? A flat minor.

50. Why did Beethoven get annoyed at his chickens? They kept saying "Bach, Bach, Bach"!

51. How can you tell if an amateur singer’s at your door? They can’t find the key and don’t know when to come in.

52. What do you call a musician with problems? A trebled man.

53. What do you call clean music? A soap opera.

54. What is the most musical part of your body?Your nose because you can blow and pick it.

Music Puns

What's a music lover's favorite type of humor? Music puns, of course! Join in on the fun with this collection of puns that's sure to resonate with everyone, no matter their musical taste. These puns are more than just a few clever phrases; they're a playful way to explore the wonderful world of music. Let's strike the right chord together, hit the right notes, and make some treble (trouble) in the funniest possible way!

55. I keep hearing music coming from my printer. I think the paper is jamming.

56. There are so many jokes about classical composers. I could write you a whole Liszt.

57. I heard you lost your classical music CD. But don't worry, I've got your Bach.

58. My friends and I are in a band called Duvet. We're a cover band.

59. I don't think wind turbines like classical music. They're big metal fans, though.

60. I'd never hit someone with a musical instrument. I don't like to have to resort to violins.

61. Arnold Schwarzenegger is starring in a movie about classical music composers. He'll be Bach.

62. My friend says he's going to start learning bass guitar. Something about this sounds fishy.

63. A musician told me he was going to hit me with the neck of his guitar. I replied, "Is that a fret?"

64. The pop music industry seems to be very eco-friendly; they keep recycling the same four chords.

65. My neighbors listen to great music; whether they like it or not.

Anecdotal Musical Jokes

Strap in, dear music enthusiasts, for a merry musical ride filled with chuckles! Anecdotal musical jokes will have you laughing all the way to the concert hall. These aren't just your everyday one-liners. We've got stories and whimsical tales filled with musical twists and tuneful turns. Ready to laugh, learn, and maybe even hum a tune? Let's hit the high notes of humor together!

66.Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except one. He's never going to give you Up.

67. Marine biologists have discovered a group of killer whales that keep on meeting up and playing music together. They called it an orca-stra!

68. When Mozart died, a very strange thing happened. People who would go to his grave swore they could hear his music, but it was playing backward. After a long time, they finally figured out what was going on. He was decomposing.

69. A music teacher accidentally left his classroom window open during a storm. Luckily the damage seemed to B minor.

70. Some friends and I are in a band called 999 Megabytes. We haven't got a gig yet.


There you have it; a grand orchestra of marvelous music jokes for kids that hit all the right notes! From simple puns to whimsical anecdotes, this collection is more than just a laugh; it's a lively way to ignite a love for music. The only downside? You might hear these jokes on repeat once your little ones get the hang of them! So, why not make a family night out of it and enjoy the symphony of laughter together? Remember, music and laughter are both universal languages, so strike a chord with these jokes and watch as the whole family dances to the rhythm of joy.

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Written by Oluwatosin Michael

Bachelor of Science specializing in Microbiology

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Oluwatosin MichaelBachelor of Science specializing in Microbiology

With a Bachelor's in Microbiology from the Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta, Ogun State, Oluwatosin has honed his skills as an SEO content writer, editor, and growth manager. He has written articles, conducted extensive research, and optimized content for search engines. His expertise extends to leading link-building efforts and revising onboarding strategies. 

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