75+ Tall Jokes And Hilarious Tall Jokes Comebacks

Lydia Samson
Jan 24, 2024 By Lydia Samson
Originally Published on Dec 22, 2020
Edited by Monisha Kochhar
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Just when you thought the sky was the limit, these jokes stretch a little higher, bringing you a bundle of laughs that will leave you towering with giggles! It's time to reach new heights of humor with some jokes about tall people, along with hilarious tall joke comebacks. Prepare yourself for some rib-tickling fun. It's not about poking fun at the tall folks. It's about finding joy in our differences, cracking a grin, and letting our laughter reach for the clouds.

While some folks find hilarity in chicken-crossing-the-road jokes or knock-knock humor, we believe there's a special kind of magic in tall jokes. They're a way of celebrating our friends who duck under doorways, who could be mistaken for a walking weather vane, or who never have to ask for help to reach the top shelf! And what's a joke without a sharp comeback? So, whether you're the long-legged joke teller or the recipient of the gentle jibes, you'll have some witty responses up your sleeve. Ready to add some high-rise humor to your day?

Funny Tall People Jokes And Comebacks

It's time to celebrate our tall friends with some giggle-worthy tall jokes. Maybe you're a tall person who loves a good zinger, or perhaps you're just looking for funny ways to appreciate the tall guys in your life. Either way, these jokes, and clever comebacks might be just what you need. So, buckle up, and prepare for a laughter-laden journey that'll take your fun to tower on new levels!

1. Tim said, "You are so tall that you could hit a tree while walking." I replied, "Hey, you need to speak loudly as I can't listen to you from up here."

2. Once someone told me, "You are so tall that I can't see your face." So I replied, "But I can see yours, and it's hard not to look down on you."

3. John told Tim, "You are so tall, you can touch the sky." Tim replied, "But, I'm not reaching for the stars."

4. John said, "You are so tall. How's the weather near your face?" I replied, "You will know when you grow up." 

5. A friend advised me not to take the bus as my head would touch the bus roof because I was so tall. I replied, "That's insensitive. I use the term vertically inclined."

6. I was standing in a queue when a guy took a shot at my height. I said, "Well, at least, us tall people can see till the end of the line."

7. A man once taunted a guy for being tall. He simply showed his driving license and said, "My license shows its six-foot-tall but don't worry, I am just five feet taller than you."

8. John said, "You are so tall that you can touch a flying airplane." I replied, "Wow, I'll alert the media houses at once."

9. We were playing beach soccer when a couple of tourists made fun of our height. I said, "Can you repeat that? I couldn't see you behind this tiny grain of sand."

10. Rick was constantly picked on by his friends for being very tall. One day he just exploded and shouted, "I know I am so tall that it makes all of you look like Lilliputs!"

11. Someone said, "You are so tall that if you break your leg, you will need to use ladders as crutches." I simply replied, "I have no time to put up with you guys. Life is short, just like you."

12. Never get angry if someone makes jokes about your height. Be ready with a comeback like, "My legs are longer than the patience I have for your jokes."

13. Once, my neighbor told me, "Move, you tree." I sternly replied, "Careful, I don't step on you."

14. Emily told me, "You are so tall that you can touch the clouds." I replied, "Yes, that means I can also pick the lightning and throw it at you."

15. Jonas told me, "You are so tall that you can touch the top of a building." I replied, "I am short of time right now. Go and bother someone else."

16. A man once said that I was a giant. I replied, "Hey, say it to my face if you can reach it."

17. Rahul was constantly asked if he played basketball, because of his height. He now answers back by saying, "Hey, do you play mini-golf?"

Best Tall Guy Jokes

Monument to Robert Wadlow (the tallest man ever) on Baumana street in the downtown.

These jokes are here to elevate your laughter with an assortment of tall jokes aimed at our lofty friends. Whether you're one of the tall guys, or just love having fun with your towering pals, these laugh-out-loud comebacks will have everyone reaching for the sky in joy. This jovial journey is chock-full of the best tall joke comebacks, perfect for keeping the laughs rolling. So, lace up those giggle boots and get ready for a whirlwind of high-rise hilarity!

18. Someone told me, "You are so tall. How did you get inside without hitting your head?" I replied, "The door."

19. My relative, said, "You can reach any fan if you raise your arms." I replied, "Of course, I always reach out to my fans."

20. Somebody asked, "Were you always this tall?" So I replied, "Yes, I was born this way."

21. Someone once asked me, "Doesn't it hurt your back while ducking under the door?" I replied, "Well, doesn't it hurt your legs to reach for the top shelf?"

22. My friend said, "You are so tall that even Shaq is a dwarf to you." So I replied, "If you have to lie, at least do it behind my back."

23. Once, a girl told my sister, "You are so tall, why do you still wear heels?" So my sister said, "Hey, you are so short, why do you still wear flats?"

24. What if someone made fun of your height? Just reply, "Hey, grab a ladder, climb up it, and speak to my face."

25. One of the students asked my friend, "How is the atmosphere up there?" My friend replied, "Can you repeat it? All I heard was a whining sound."

26. My relatives said, "You are so tall you don't need a ladder to climb?" I just replied, "You could have started with a simple, how are you, instead."

27. A man once told me, "You are so tall you can touch the stars." I replied, "Be careful unless you don't want me to throw a shooting star at you."

28. At college, a guy once joked that I was as tall as the Empire State Building. I said, "The tallest architectural masterpiece in the US?"

29. I was once asked how I became so tall, so I replied, "I ate giraffe seeds when I was a kid." 

30. If someone asks, "In how many years did you grow this tall?", just reply, "It's a long mathematical calculation. You need to calculate the coefficient of x number of years."

31. What should you say to the annoying relative who always asks you to pick things from the top shelf? Always reply, "Only if you pick the things from the bottom shelf."

Best Jokes About A Tall Person And Comebacks

Check out this rollercoaster of humor, soaring to the dizzying heights of tall jokes! Ever been the recipient of a tall joke and found yourself lost for a snappy retort? Fear not! This light-hearted guide is chock-full of the best tall joke comebacks to keep the laughter on an even keel. With these jocular jibes at your fingertips, you'll never be left speechless again.

32. I whispered back when someone made fun of my height. When he asked what I said, I replied, "Whatever I said went literally above your head".

33. While visiting an airport, my friend asked me to duck when a plane went above our heads.

34. "You are so tall that wherever you go, you can see your house", said my friend. I replied, "At least I don't lose my way home."

35. My friend said, "If you jump, you'll reach space!" I replied, "At least, I can go to space whenever I want."

36. Someone told me I was tall enough to play basketball. I replied, "You surely play minigolf!"

37. Once, a guy said, "You are so tall that your nightmares must be ceiling fans."

38. One day, a friend said, "You are so tall that you are like a giraffe." I replied, "Yes, animals look up to me!"

39. "You are so tall that you look like the Burj Khalifa.", said, my friend. I replied, "At least, I am world famous and have a 5-star rating."

40. My aunt once told my sister, "You are so tall that you look like a pine tree." She replied, "At least, I am useful to other people!"

41. A friend told me, "You are so tall that I can never stop seeing you." I replied, "Why would you want to?" 

42. James commented, "You are so tall that you walk three blocks with every step you take." I replied, "I can return home faster than a tube train."

43. John commented, "You are so tall that you could eat food out of a satellite dish." I replied, "Imagine how fast my internet would be!"

44. To be completely honest, why do tall people make best friends? They always look out for you!

45. Why do tall people never pack oxygen for a trip? They're always a little closer to the sky!

46. What does the tallest building say to the tall person? "It's nice to finally see eye to eye."

47. Why do tall people always get served first at the coffee house? They're easy to espresso spot!

48. Why do tall people have a higher shelf life? They can always reach the top shelf.

49. Why don't tall people drive smart cars? Their legs have a longer commute than they do!

50. Why did the tall intelligent person refuse to play basketball? He said, "I can reach the net with my intellect!"

51. Why does everyone want to date tall guys? They promise to sweep you off your feet

52. What's the best part about tall women painting? No ladders, no problem!

53. Why do tall people get annoyed when someone smacks their head? They say, "Hey, you're invading my air space!"

Hilarious Tall People Jokes

This section has you covered with hilarious tall people's jokes that are simply sky-high! Whether you're a tall person who loves a good laugh, or someone seeking fun ways to tease your towering friends, these jokes are right up your alley. From the comedic trials of a tall person getting angry, to the everyday adventures of our long-legged companions, these funny tall-people jokes are sure to tickle your funny bone.

54. Why did the terrible king look up to the tall person? Because even on his throne, he was still shorter!

55. Why was the tall person lightly concerned during a basketball game? Because he thought the sky fell every time he dunked!

56. Why did the stool turn angrily at the tall person? It thought it was being looked down upon!

57. Why is the short person always smiling around taller people? He/She needs to keep the spirits up at least!

58. Somewhere a tall person is crafting the perfect comeback for a tall joke. But don't worry, it'll probably go over your head!

59. A tall man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The short person replied, "I thought you guys could always see what's coming!"

60. Why did the bright redhead look up to her friend with blonde hair? Because she was taller, of course!

61. What's a tall person's favorite joke in a crowded room? "I can see the rest filled from here!"

62. Why do some people prefer to date tall guys? They're six feet above the rest!

63. Why did the tall person smack into the door? He was a foot too tall! But also blind.

64. Why do tall people enjoy basketball? They're always ahead in the game!

65. Why do people always look up to tall men? Well, they don't have a choice, do they?

66. How does a seven-foot-tall woman see the world? From a higher point of view!

67. Why did the cat avoid the tall person? It thought it was going to be swung into the sky!

68. Why do tall people love the Golden Gate Bridge? Because it makes them feel short!

69. What does a tall person say when a short person jokes about their height? "Hey, it's not my fault I was born closer to the stars!"

70. What's a tall person's favorite place? The shoe store! They can always see the newest styles on the top shelf.

71. Why do tall people always have brighter rooms? Because they can change the light bulb without a stool.

72. What happened when Al Gore's wife went into a store? She realized the ceiling was the only thing taller than her husband!

73. Why did my youngest son say, "Are parents supposed to be this tall, or am I just short?"

74. What does a tall elf say when he helps in Santa's workshop? "I can top off the Christmas tree without a ladder!"

75. What does a tall person say when someone accuses them of causing a traffic jam? "Hey, it's not the tall people's fault that we stand out"

76. Why is it never a tall person's fault when they bump their head? The world just isn't built to their standards!

77. What's a curly-tail pig's favorite joke about tall people? "They can't play hide and seek in the cornfield!"

78. Why do people always seek advice from the tall wizard? He always has a high opinion!

And there you have it, a roundup of the best tall jokes and comebacks that are bound to get everyone laughing. While these jokes provide a lighthearted way to enjoy our differences, they also remind us that height, like any other physical trait, simply adds to the rich tapestry of human diversity. So, whether you're towering above the crowd or looking up to the sky, remember that every height has its unique perspective and experience, all of which deserve to be celebrated. So go ahead, share these jokes with your tall friends and family, or even better, come up with your own. After all, laughter is a language everyone speaks and understands, no matter how tall or short!

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Written by Lydia Samson

Bachelor in Science specializing in Mass Communication

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Lydia SamsonBachelor in Science specializing in Mass Communication

A diligent and driven mass communications graduate from Caleb University, Lydia has experience in media and a passion for digital marketing and communications. She is an effective communicator and team-builder with strong analytical, management, and organizational skills. She is a self-starter with a positive, can-do attitude.

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