5) Are bees able to fly in the rain? Not without their yellow jackets.
6) What's worse than it raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis.
7) What do you call it when it's raining ducks and geese? Fowl weather.
8) What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
9) Why do you need to be careful when it's raining cats and dogs outside? Because you might step in a poodle!
10) Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
11) Why do you see cows lying down in the rain? To keep each udder dry.
12) What does Santa often say to Mrs. Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
More Rain Jokes For A Rainy Day
13) What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
14) What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's a company, three's a cloud.
15) A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
16) What did an evaporating raindrop say? Oh no, I'm going to pieces.
17) What do you call the Queen's favorite type of precipitation? Reign.
18) What is a type of bow that can't be tied? A rain-bow.
19) When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
Funny One-Liners About Rain
21) The weather was forecast to rain for three months, but I drought it.
22) I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
23) A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
24) Yesterday's weather forecast predicted freezing rain, but it turned out to be quite an ice day.
25) A king sat down to speak to his son and said, you were born to reign.
26) Old people, they're always moaning about their aches and rains (pains).
27) One evening a Viking called Rudolf the Red stood looking out the window and said, "It's going to rain." His wife asked him "how do you know that?". He replied, "Rudolf the red knows rain dear".
Diploma of Higher Education specializing in Leisure Management
Lauren JohnDiploma of Higher Education specializing in Leisure Management
With roots in Essex and Welsh heritage, Lauren is an avid crafter and nature enthusiast. She has a Diploma in Higher Education with a specialization in Leisure Management from Writtle University College. In her spare time, she can be found inventing new games and outdoor activities to enjoy with her football-loving nephew.
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