We've rounded up the most hilarious shoe jokes and puns to make the whole family laugh.
Get memorising these shoe jokes and puns to entertain your friends and family, and you'll soon boot out any competition. And how about making up one or two shoe jokes or some footwear puns of your own? All you need is a little sole. (We made that one up ourselves!)
Like a good riddle? So do most people, so why not try this shoe joke out – just don't stumble on the answer.
Two mothers and two daughters go to the shoe store. Between them, they bought three pairs of shoes and they each got a pair. How can this happen? There is a mother, a daughter and a grandmother. The mother is both a daughter and a mother.
Shoe Knock, Knock Jokes
Be the life and sole of any party by telling people one of these jokes.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wouldn't shoe like to know.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tyre.
Tyre who?
Tyre shoe or else you'll trip.
Shoe Story Jokes
People won't walk away when you're telling one of these hilarious shoe jokes that will make their day.
A racehorse walks into a bar with his staff, but the bartender said, "You can't come in here with those trainers."
A man gets a job interview to be a blacksmith and the first question he's asked is if he's ever shoed a horse. "No," said the man, "but I did tell a donkey to go away once."
A man goes to the 50th Anniversary Dinner of Shoe Makers. It was just a bunch of old cobblers.
A man goes to a petrol station to fill up his car. The first pump doesn't work, the second pump doesn't work and the third pump doesn't work, so he goes inside and asks the woman attendant if she has her pumps on. "No," she says, "I'm wearing my Ugg boots today."
Did you know Gandhi didn't wear shoes and often fasted? Walking barefoot all the time hardened his feet, but hunger weakened his body and made his breath smell terrible. You could say he was a super callused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis.
Son: "Daddy, can you put my shoes on?" Father: "I can try, but I don't think they'll fit me."
Joan AgieBachelor of Science specializing in Human Anatomy
With 3+ years of research and content writing experience across several niches, especially on education, technology, and business topics. Joan holds a Bachelor’s degree in Human Anatomy from the Federal University of Technology, Akure, Nigeria, and has worked as a researcher and writer for organizations across Nigeria, the US, the UK, and Germany. Joan enjoys meditation, watching movies, and learning new languages in her free time.
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