Oh, we do love cultivating a list of deliciously corny jokes, especially when they have a bit of snap; you really can't beet it.
No matter how much you've got on your plate, there's always room for a funny vegetable pun or a couple of hilarious vegetable jokes. Five a day just isn't enough when it comes to funny vegetable jokes, so we're dishing up an extra big serving of the best vegetable humour, it's veggie puns, pun, pun all the way!
We just love it when you lettuce entertain you. You've got great taste. And, whilst we love fruit jokes or puns too, you really can't beet home grown vegetable jokes and puns about vegetables.
Fun Vegetable Puns And One-Liners
1.Vegetable puns make me feel good from my head tomatoes.
2.I buy my girlfriend vegetables every valentine's day; she thinks I’m corny.
3.We lost our dog when we went to the market to buy vegetables; if you see him, lettuce know.
4. Just turned down a job at my local vegetable shop; the celery was unacceptable.
10 Of The Best Vegetable Puns And Jokes
5.What’s small, red and whispers? A hoarse radish.
6.Why are mushrooms always invited to parties? Because they are such fungis.
7.Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a vegetable patch? Potatoes have eyes, the beans-talk and the corn have ears.
8.What’s the fastest vegetable? A runner bean.
9.What do you call a table you can eat? A vegetable.
10.What do you call a vegetable heist? A farmed robbery.
11.What is green and goes to camp? A brussels scout.
12.What vegetable did Noah leave off the ark? The Leek.
13.What vegetable do chickens grow? Eggplants.
14.What kind of flower shouldn’t be put in a vase? Cauliflower.
Bachelor of Arts specializing in Media and Business (Journalism)
Sarah BlakeBachelor of Arts specializing in Media and Business (Journalism)
With over two decades of experience as a writer, Sarah calls Lancashire her home. She has a Bachelor's degree in Media and Business from the University of Manchester. She is passionate about fitness and wellness, and her love for gym workouts and yoga is unmatched. When not donning her Lycra, she loves spending time with her family and indulging in fun activities, except for anything that involves getting cold.
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