Top 50 Mole Jokes That Are Super Mole-some
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Prepare to laugh through these hilarious mole jokes and puns that are un-earth-ly! Moles, the small, adorable mammals known for their love of life underground, make for a surprisingly mole-some source of punny humor.
They burrow their way into hearts, and you'll just love the hilarious mole-arity they dig up! Whether it's a play on their tunneling lifestyle, their unique looks, or the quirky characteristics they're known for, there's a mole joke here for everyone to enjoy.
So, get ready to tunnel through top picks of the best mole-related jokes and puns that will brighten your day. These funnies are perfect for keeping the laughter rolling, whether you're a fan of the little burrowers or not. Share them with friends or use them as an icebreaker, and these cheeky puns and hilarious one-liners will surely entertain.
Funny Mole Puns And One-Liners
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Get ready to dig deep into this list of funny mole puns and one-liners! Just like a bunch of moles, these puns love to appear out of nowhere, and their comedic impact is always a pleasant surprise.
Whether you're a chemistry enthusiast making mole jokes about Avogadro's number or a nature lover chuckling at the puns about the animal, there's plenty here that will have you laughing out loud.
1. I don’t think people should tell mole jokes. They are mole-itically incorrect.
2. I know a spy mole who became a double agent. He was a mole.
3. I went to a really posh underground party but didn’t enjoy it. It was a bit too showy and mole-aborate for me.
4. A mole has just won the lottery. She’s now a multi mole-ionaire.
5. I’ve got a special mole friend who really is one of a kind. They broke the moled when they made him.
6. My garden has been totally destroyed by moles. It looks like a de-mole-ition site.
7. Moles over-dramatise everything. They make mountains out of mole hills.
8. I had to go and get a mole removed from my shoulder today. I’ve no idea how he got up there.
The Best What Do You Get If You Cross A Mole Jokes For Kids
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Everyone loves a good joke and these 'what do you get if you cross a mole' jokes are no exception. They'll have children - and adults - chuckling. Who knew that puns featuring these burrowing creatures could be so funny? They're ideal for adding to your joke repertoire and are guaranteed to lighten up any moment.
9. What do you get if you cross a mole with a sheet of music? A mole-ody.
10. What do you get if you cross a mole with a gadget used to change the TV channel? A re-mole control.
11. What do you get if you cross a mole with a highly explosive substance? A ther-mole reaction.
12. What do you get if you cross a mole with a decoration that hangs from the ceiling? A mole-bile.
13. What do you get if you cross a mole with a small, flying insect? A mole-squito.
14. What do you get if you cross a mole with face cream? Oil of Mole-ay.
15. What do you get if you cross a mole with a painkiller? Paraceta-mole.
16. What do you get if you cross a mole with an avocado? Guacamole.
17. What do you get if you cross a mole with an iPhone? A mole-bile telephone.
18. What do you get if you cross a mole with a popular board game? Mole-opoly.
19. What do you get if you cross a mole with a famous fizzy drink? Coca-mole-a.
20. What do you get if you cross a mole with a retail store? A shopping mole.
21. What do you get if you cross a mole with a machine used to flatten roads? A steam-mole-r.
22. What do you get if you cross a mole with a humped animal? A ca-mole.
23. What do you get if you cross a mole with a detective? Sherlock Moles!
Even More Mole Jokes
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Are you ready to dig into some more hilarious mole jokes? If so, then you’re in the right place. You can burrow down deep to find even more funny mole jokes that will make you, and your kids, burst into laughter. These mole jokes cover everything from mole-day celebrations to witty one-liners about these underground critters.
24. Where do famous moles live? Beverly Holes.
25. What did the generous mole say when uninvited friends crashed her party? "The mole the merrier!"
26. What kind of test do moles like best? Ones with mole-tiple choice answers.
27. What do you call a miserable mole? Dis-mole.
28. What do you call a person who collects mole memorabilia? A mole-ector.
29. How do moles get in touch with their friends? By e-mole.
30. How do you stop a mole from digging? Take his shovel away.
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31. Why was the mole’s rental fee so expensive? Because he burrowed and never returned.
32. Why do moles eat so much? Because they are mole-nourished.
33. What are moles made of? Mole-cules.
34. What TV show do moles like best? 'Molerose place'.
35. What type of music do moles love? 'Mole-town'.
36. Why did the mole say when she joined NASA? "I want to explore the molar system."
37. Why did the baby mole bring a flashlight to the burrow? Because it wanted to play hide and squeak!
38. How does Papa Mole like to relax? With a good mole-vie.
39. Why did Mama Mole take her kids to the art museum? She wanted them to appreciate the beauty of the Mole-a Lisa.
Just For Chemistry Students: Mole Day And Avogadro's Number Jokes
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Mole Day is not only a great time for chemistry students to show appreciation for Avogadro's number but also an opportunity to share a laugh or two. This list of Mole Day jokes inspired by Avogadro's number is sure to put a smile on any science lover's face.
So, whether you're a chemistry student, a teacher, or just a fan of science humor, you'll find these mole-themed jokes absolutely hilarious.
40. What did Avogadro teach his students in math class? Mole-tiplication.
41. Who was Avogadro’s favorite composer? Moles-art.
42. What did one mole say to the other mole? "We have great chemistry together."
43. What is Avogadro's favorite type of music? Rock 'n' mole.
44. What does Avogadro put in his hot chocolate? Marsh-mole-ows.
45. What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer? Water-mole-ns.
46. What is Avogadro's favorite day? Mole day.
47. What do call Avogadro's number of donkeys? Molasses.
48. What is Avogadro's favorite arcade game? Whack-a-mole.
49. What is Avogadro's favorite food? Guacamole.
50. What has 6.022 x 10^23 molecules and is perfect for breakfast? Avogadro toast.
There you have it; a mole-mentous collection of mole jokes. With a mix of fun puns and hilarious one-liners, hope these jokes made you grin like a happy mole.
Remember, sharing is caring, so don't be shy to dig these jokes out when you're having a fun time with family and friends.
After all, laughter, like a mole, dives deep under the surface to bring out happiness. Whether it's a family gathering or a casual hangout, these mole jokes are a surefire way to lighten the mood and bring everyone together with a mole-ment of laughter.
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