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The Best 51 Cute Puns That Are Super Cheesy

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Searching for good puns can be very difficult, but a great pun is worth the search.

We've done the hard work to make searching for puns simple and easy with this list. A funny or cute pun can be a great line to add to greetings cards, texts and tweets.  

To help you find the perfect pun, we have collected some about animals, food, sports, science and valentines day so you can impress the whole family with a great pun.

For funny puns that will make anyone giggle, we've got some sweet puns for you!

The Cutest Animal Puns

We all know someone that would love an animal pun, here are a few to make them smile.

1.What did the pig say to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart.

2.Why don't spiders leave the house? They do everything on the web.

3.What do you call an alligator with a sleeveless top on? An investigator.

4.Why are bears never on their own? They can't bear to be apart.

5.Where do dogs go when their tails fall off? The re-tail store.

6.What do you call a magical dog? A Labracadabrador.

7.What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear.

8.Why are cats always so happy? They're pawsitive.

9.What do you call a mature fish? Sofishtiacted.

10.What do you call an indecisive bee? Maybe.

11.Which bird is the stickiest? A vel-crow

12.What is the Orca’s favorite television show? Whale of Fortune.

13.What do you call an animal that is half snake half pie? A pie-thon.

14.What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court!

15.What do you call a horse that lives next door? A neigh-bor.

16.Why are dogs bad at dancing? They have two left feet.

17.What is a cat's favorite color? Purrple.

18.Where do cows go on a date? The moovies.

Cute Puns About Food

There are endless funny puns about food, a pun from this list will get anyone chuckling.

19.What did one slice of bread say to another at their wedding? Let's grow mold together.

20.What kind of food is someone who steals? A strobbery.

21.The best tea-chers are ones who can mul-tea-task.

22.How do we know people love Mexican food? They always taco 'bout it.

23.Why do fish only swim in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze.

24.What do you call a cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.

25.You've stolen a pizza my heart.

26.Honeydew you know how much I love you?

27.If the sink is broken, called the plum-er.

28.Banana puns make me peel ill.

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The Cutest Sporty Puns

If you want a funny pun to share with a sporty friend, any of these would be a great choice.

29.Why did the bike fall over? It was two tired.

30.Never marry a tennis player, love means nothing to them.

31.Why are gymnasts great friends? Because they can bend over backwards.

32.I don't mean to be cheesy, but my team is really grate.

33.Which baseball player holds the water? The pitcher.

34.Why didn't the dog play football? Because it was a boxer.

35.Cinderella is bad at playing football because she's always running away from the ball.

Cute And Quirky Science Puns

For a pun about science that can get anyone interested in atoms, we have a great list for you.

36.If Silver Surfer and Iron Man became friends, they would be alloys.

37.Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything.

38.There are no decent Chemistry jokes anymore because all the good ones argon.

39.Why are chemists good at solving problems? They have all the solutions.

40.I'm a big fan of renewable energy.

41.Where does a hippopotamus go to university? The hippocampus.

42.A physicist's favorite food is fission chips.

Cute Valentine's Day Puns

If you are looking for an adorable pun to show someone just how much you care about them, this list is a lovely option for some of the sweetest puns.

43.What did the sheep say to the other sheep? I love ewe.

44.What did one lightbulb say to another? I love you watts and watts.

45.Which candy is never on time? ChocoLATE.

46.What did Frankenstein say to his bride on valentines day? Will you be my valenstein?

47.What did the blueberries say to each other on valentines day? I love you berry much.

48.What did the slime say to another slime? Will you be my valen-slime?

49.How did the phones propose to one another? They gave each other a ring.

50.What did one ghost say to another on valentines day? You're bootiful.

51.What did one volcano say to another? I lava you.

Written By
Katie Unnithan

Born in San Francisco, raised in Cheshire and currently studying in Birmingham. Katie loves spending time with her 10-year-old sister, exploring new places in the UK and training with her university athletics club. She is passionate about social justice and climate change. She wants to prevent inequalities that limit young people's success, so every young person can have fair access to opportunities on the path to the future they want.

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