35+ Anniversary Jokes And Puns For Cards And Speeches
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A light-hearted take on marriage can be a fun way of celebrating your anniversary.
Jokes about husbands and wives are always about the witty banter between couples. Anniversary jokes can be really adorable and remind a lovely couple of their happy moments together.
It is said that life's greatest adventure is marriage and with marriage comes responsibilities, and it is a serious business to handle too! But that does not mean that there is no fun part of this adventure.
Funny wedding anniversary jokes and anniversary one-liners brings out the fun ride and make couples laugh at their marriage jokes.
Here, we present to you the list of such funny anniversary jokes and puns for cards and speeches and much more, which will make everyone laugh out loud.
These are married jokes or anniversary jokes for parents which you can insert in a happy anniversary speech. These are an all-time favorite and would be great, no matter how many years old your marriage might be.
If you had a great time laughing at these jokes, then check out the grandma puns and knight puns for some more great laughs!
Funny Jokes For A Wedding Anniversary
Wedding anniversaries are always special for a couple, and we have some humor to make it even more special. Here, we present to you a list of funny wedding anniversary jokes that will make you crack up with laughter.
1. I asked my wife what gift she wanted for our anniversary. She said, anything. So, I got her a refrigerator because I wanted to see her face light up.
2. Why are husbands always excited about anniversary trips? Because these are trips of a wife-time.
3. Why did the old man gift a clock to his wife on their 50th wedding anniversary? There is no present like time.
4. Heard about the husband who gifted salt and pepper to his chef wife on their 25th wedding anniversary? She is a seasoned professional now.
5. How can a wife get her husband to do something? By proposing the new activity to him.
6. What advice does a married man always give? Do not give your wife a ring every time you need to call her—just text.
7. Why did the man give his wife a picture of him in pistachio? Because that was him in a nutshell.
8. Why did the husband buy a deck of cards for his wife on their wedding anniversary? Because she wanted something with a lot of diamonds.
9. What do you call people who get married online? Newly-web couple.
10. What did the man do when his wife said, "For our 25th wedding anniversary, I want a big ring"? He took her to a boxing match.
Hilarious Marriage Anniversary Puns
Anniversary funnies and puns are the funniest, and they will make us laugh till death do us apart! These puns are best suited to write on your anniversary card, and they will surely bring a smile to your partner's face. Here we present to you a list of funniest anniversary-centric puns.
11. A couple met online and got married; they just clicked.
12. The physicist gifted his wife joule-ry on their anniversary.
13. My wife got me flowers for our anniversary and surprised me. She really rose to the occasion.
14. I had to return the glasses, which were an anniversary present for my wife, as she still couldn't see things my way!
15. After telling my wife that our kids were spoiled, she said, "Nowadays, all the kids smell that way."
16. The jewelry box I gave to my geologist wife for our wedding anniversary held sedimental value.
17. A Japanese man respectfully asked his wife to cook a special anniversary meal according to their tradition, and sushi did!
18. The deer couple held an event to celebrate five years of deer-votion.
19. The old man gave such an emotional speech on the celebration of 30 years of togetherness with his wife that even the cake was in tiers!
20. Many years ago, two antennas got married. People say the marriage ceremony was fine, but the reception was fantastic.
21. A pencil was really excited the day before his marriage. He was finally going to meet his bride 2b.
Hilarious Jokes About Marriage Anniversary
Jokes about being married are hilarious and fun. We present to you a list of such funny marriage anniversary jokes for partners.
22. Why did the bee decide to get married? Because he found his honey.
23. Why was the moth attracted to the bride? Because she was glowing.
24. Why did the man change his mind about gifting diamonds to his wife and gifted nothing instead? Because his wife said nothing will please me more than diamonds.
25. What did the wife deer say to her husband when he forgot to bring her anniversary gift? You don't even caribout me.
26. What happened to the archeologist couple's marriage? The older they got, the more interesting it became!
27. What did the man say to his wrestler wife while gifting her a bouquet of her favorite flowers on their anniversary? I admire your rose-ilience.
28. Who would throw the best wedding reception for the guests? The cellphones.
29. Why did the optometrist couple decide to marry each other? Because their relationship turned out to be an eye-opener for them!
30. Where did the king of hearts marry the queen of hearts? On a cruise deck.
31. How did the spiny mammal couple celebrate their anniversary? They gave each other a hedge-hug.
32. What do you call when two spiders marry each other? Newly-webs!
33. Why did the Nasa couple's marriage work out so well? Because they gave each other much-needed space.
34. Why was the robot couple's marriage ceremony scheduled to happen in the fall? Because they were autumn-mated.
35. What was so special about the next weekend for the couple? It was Christmas, and they were getting merri-ed!
36. What gift the spider wife wanted from her husband after 50 years of togetherness? A new webbing ring.
37. Why couldn't the vampire see his wife on the day of the wedding? Because an open casket ceremony is much costlier.
Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of jokes that are family and kid-friendly, as well as lots of puns and riddles to enjoy together!
If you liked our suggestions for Anniversary Jokes and Puns for cards and speeches, then why not take a look at 70+ 'I Love You' Puns That Are Hilariously Adorable, or for something different, take a look at Mother's Day puns that will get the whole family laughing.
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With a Master of Arts in English, Rajnandini has pursued her passion for the arts and has become an experienced content writer. She has worked with companies such as Writer's Zone and has had her writing skills recognized by publications such as The Telegraph. Rajnandini is also trilingual and enjoys various hobbies such as music, movies, travel, philanthropy, writing her blog, and reading classic British literature.
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