60+ Best Orange Jokes That Are Peely Great!
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Prepare to laugh your peels off with this citrus-ly hilarious collection of orange jokes! Dive into the world of fruity humor, packed full of everything from playful orange punchlines to cheeky orange juice quips.
As well as a few knock-knock jokes. Whether you're a fan of sweet citrus or just love a good joke, these orange puns will have you giggling all day.
Before you peel back the layers of laughter, here are some interesting facts about oranges: Oranges are a world-traveling fruit, believed to have started their journey in Asia, and there are over 400 different varieties! It's not just the delicious taste that makes oranges so great; they're also famously resistant to diseases.
Did you know that the color orange takes its name from the fruit and not the other way around? The color orange also carries royal significance, serving as the symbolic hue for the Dutch Royal family and consequently, the whole of the Netherlands.
So now that you're bursting with new orange knowledge, here comes a wave of orange jokes to brighten up your day. Enjoy!
Funny Orange Jokes
Ready to add a dash of zest to your day? Buckle up, because these hilarious orange jokes are sure to pack a punch!
These jokes are perfect for those moments when you need a little humor to chase away the midday blues. So, settle in and prepare to dive into a fruity world of fun, brimming with the color and zest of the citrus fruit. Sit back, relax, and let the laughter begin!
1. What happened when the orange broke out of prison? All hell broke juice!
2. How do oranges communicate with each other? They speak in Mandarin.
3. Why did the orange turn into orange juice? It couldn't handle the pressure.
4. How did the orange get into an easy group at the Olympics? Because it was well-seeded.
5. How do you know the orange lost the fight? Because it was beaten to a pulp.
6. Why did the orange get dressed to go to the gala party? Because it found it a-peel-ing.
7. What happens when you rub two oranges against each other? You get pulp friction.
8. Why did the orange get prescription glasses? Because it was lacking vitamin see.
9. Why was the orange sad? Because nobody could peel his pain.
10. What are oranges served in school? Three square peels a day.
11. What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting? They peeled the deal.
12. What would you get when you mix an orange-flavored soda and a twig? A fanta-stick combination!
13. Why do oranges have amazing eyesight? They keep their eyes peeled!
14. What happens when oranges get into a fight? Things get juicy!
15. Why did the orange get into a car crash? Because it wasn't keeping its eyes peeled on the road.
16. Why did Orange's song receive a negative review? Because the song wasn't orange-inal.
17. Why couldn't the orange believe that her friend had let her down? This was because citrus-ted him!
18. Why are oranges wholesome fruits? Because they have that peel good factor in them!
19. Why are oranges the smartest fruit? Because they can concentrate.
20. How did the orange come back after it was chucked in the garbage? Because it was a boom-orange.
21. What happens when two oranges collide? They get en-tang-led!
22. Why was the orange always on the edge? Because he had a seed of doubt planted in him.
23. Why did the orange want the entire world filled with orange juice? Because it was his Fanta-sea.
24. Why did the orange fail his exams? Because of a lack of concentration.
25. Which role in the Star Wars movie was the orange cast for? Emperor Pulpatine.
26. What do you call a punctual orange who is always on time everywhere? A clockwork orange.
27. What did the orange say to the lemon? "You are my zest friend."
28. What does an orange listen to? Music com-peel-ations.
29. What did the germaphobe orange hate the most? Being squeezed at.
30. Why was the orange selected as the valedictorian? Because he was the zest in class.
31. Why did the orange have a sad Halloween this year? Because he was all zest up and had nowhere to go.
32. What happened when the orange was peeled? It lost its rind!
33. What did the orange do for fun? Orange go-kart.
34. What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer? The zest is yet to come!
35. Why did the orange say no when her parents came to her with a marriage proposal? Because she was against orange-d marriages.
36. What did the orange say when he was complimented on his looks? "Surely, you must be telling this in zest"!
Awesome Orange Jokes
Who knew oranges could be this entertaining? Get set for a laughter-filled journey with a bunch of hilarious orange jokes.
If you've got an appetite for a tangy twist and a fondness for fun, these quips will undoubtedly hit your humor sweet spot and make your day a whole lot zestier. So, prepare to scroll, chuckle, and soak up the delightfully fresh, citrusy humor!
37. What is a Vampire's favorite fruit? Blood orange.
38. Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road? To do a random act of rindness.
39. What did the orange do for its friend's birthday party? It made all the orange-ments!
40. What would Santa's name be if he wore orange instead of red? Fanta Claus.
41. Why was the orange so impatient this whole time? Because it did not like to wait and C.
42. What did the orange vigilante say to the bad oranges? Juice-tice will prevail!
43. Why did the orange react so late to being on fire? It couldn't peel the burn!
44. What happened when Orange, Apple, and Banana went on a picnic? They had a fruit-ful day.
46. What did the old orange see before it died? The grim ripe-r.
47. Why did the orange dress up as a clown? Because it wanted to become a zester.
48. Why did the half ora nge miss his kid's birthday? Because he wasn't a-round.
49. Why couldn't the orange dance at the talent show when his partner didn't show up? Because it takes two to tang-o. ples to oranges!
50. Why did the orange get insurance? Zest in case.
51. What did the orange say to its Environmental Science teacher? "Climate change isn't peel!"
52. How did the orange father console the orange mother after their daughter orange couldn't crack the g-rind-ing entrance test? He said, "It is alright, citries her best!"
53. Why was the orange blushing? Because he walked in on the salad dressing!
54. What did the orange say on meeting his long lost brother? Orange you glad to see me?!
Orange Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock! Who's there? A bundle of orange knock-knock jokes! These lighthearted, fruit-themed delights are just the ticket for a quick pick-me-up. Whether you're hunting for a giggle-fest or a splash of zing in your day, read and immerse yourself in this collection of orange knock-knock humor, sure to inject a little sunshine into your day!
55. Knock, knock!
Who is out there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you the sweetest!
56. Knock, knock!
Who is outside?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies today?
57. Knock, knock!
Who is the one outside?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door?
58. Knock, knock.
Is anybody outside?
Orange juice.
Orange juice who?
Orange juice glad to see me?
59. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange County Police, you're under arrest!
60. Knock, knock.
Is there anyone outside?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange-ments have been made, sir, it's time to go!
61. Knock, knock.
Who is it out there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to leave, it's pretty late now?!
62. Knock, knock.
Is anybody out there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I came to pick you up from school?
63. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange go in the juicer.
64 Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad it's almost Christmas!
65. Knock, knock.
Is anybody out there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I'm not an apple!
You have read through 60+ of the juiciest, most zest-tastic orange jokes that are sure to have you giggling like a loopy lemon. These puns are not only an instant mood-lifter; they also make for great icebreakers or boredom busters.
These fruity jokes also add a splash of sunshine to your day, so feel free to share these zingers with others and spread the joy. After all, a day filled with giggles is a day well spent.
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https://www.mypunnybone.com/100-orange-puns-and-jokes-that-are-citrusly-funny/
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