58 Best Bunny Jokes That Will Get You Hopping With Laughter

Joan Agie
Dec 12, 2023 By Joan Agie
Originally Published on Aug 18, 2020
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Bunnies: cute, cuddly, and so lovable! But did you know that they can also be a source of unbounded laughter?

With their fluffy tails and twitchy noses, these furballs are an absolute delight! And guess what matches their charm? Good bunny jokes can be the perfect light-hearted jests to add a bounce to your step and a grin on your face.

If laughter is the best medicine, then get ready for a prescription filled with bunny-flavored fun! Dive headfirst into this gigglesome collection of the very best bunny jokes designed to send you hopping around with glee. These jokes are as charming as our bunny friends themselves.

Handpicked from across the web, these funnies are set to get every family member, from kids to grown-ups, bouncing with laughter. Ready to explore this fun-filled warren? Let's get hoppin' and roll into the chuckles!

Two brown bunnies nestled together in a burrow.

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Question & Answer Rabbit Jokes

Hopping into the world of hilarity, how about a game of questions and answers? Well, it's not just any ordinary game, it's a round of bunny jokes trivia!

Bursting with giggles and fun, these bunny-centric jests will surely bring a smile to your face and add a skip to your step. So, dive into these adorable and whimsical bunny questions and answers that are just waiting to tickle your funny bone.

1. What is a rabbit’s favorite style of dance? Hip-hop.

2. Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.

3. Where do bunny brides and grooms go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.

4. Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.

5. How do rabbits travel long distances? By hareplane.

6. Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summer? They have hare conditioning.

7. What kind of books do rabbits like to read? Ones with hoppy endings.

8. How can you tell that a rabbit is getting old? Look for the grey hares.

9. How does the Easter bunny stay fit? Eggsercise and hareobics.

10. Why are rabbits so lucky? They have access to four of the rabbit's feet.

11. What is a rabbit's favorite game? Hopscotch!

12. What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? "Hoppy birthday!"

13. How do rabbits keep their fur neat? With a hare brush.

14. What do rabbits use after a shower? A hare dryer.

15. What would you call a Transformer bunny? Hop-timus Prime.

16. Why did the bunnies go on strike? Because they wanted better celery.

17. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a frog? A bunny ribbit.

18. How can you tell that a bunny is getting old? Look for the receding hare line.

19. Why are rabbits so tired in April? Because they just finished a march.

20. How do you know a rabbit is in a good mood? He’s hoppy.

21. Where did the bunny go to treat his fractured leg? To the hopspital.

22. What do you get if you cross a bunny with an insect? Bugs bunny.

23. What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backward? A receding hare line.

24. What happened to the Easter Bunny at school? He was eggspelled!

25. What did the bunny say to the carrot? "It’s been nice gnawing you!"

26. What do rabbits say before they eat? "Lettuce pray!"

27. What did the rabbit say to his wife? "No bunny compares to you!"

28. What do you call a rabbit that has fleas? Bugs Bunny.

29. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses.

30. Where do rabbits learn to fly? In the hare force!

31. What do you call a comedian rabbit? A funny bunny!

Little girl with her face painted like a tiger holding a white and black rabbit.

Bunny One-Liners

Get ready for a joyous leap into a world of whimsy with an abundance of bunny-themed one-liners! These quick and clever zingers will have you giggling and are great to use in your everyday chats.

Brighten up a school lunch, perk up a playdate, or add a dash of humor to a family dinner with these adorable and hilarious bunny one-liners. They're quick, they're fun, and they're ready to bring smiles all around!

32. Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!

33. I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny I used to know.

34. I think bunnies are ear-resistible.

35. I bought a rabbit because everyone needs a friend who is all ears!

36. You must be the Easter Bunny because you’ve got me all egg-cited!

37. What movie did the doctor show the rabbit and the chicken before experimenting on them? 'Hot Cross Bunny'.

Rabbit Puns

Ever wanted to add a sprinkle of bunny magic to your everyday chatter? If so, you're in for a treat! Here's a leap into a giggle-inducing collection of hilariously amusing rabbit puns. Perfect for brightening up any conversation, these puns are bound to have you grinning from ear to ear.

So, why not bring a splash of bunny fun into your day? Ready to explore the warren of wit and laughter? Get your bunny hop on and dive straight into the rabbit hole of puns.

38. Hoppy Easter.

39. What did the rabbit say to the customer who had a complaint about its carrots?" I’m all ears!"

40. There’s just no bunny like you.

41. Some bunny loves you very much.

42. Don’t worry, be hoppy!

43. Hey there, hop stuff!

44. I’d hop to the moon and back for you.

Rabbit sitting in a field amongst the flowers with its ears pricked up.

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Knock Knock Bunny Jokes

Knock, knock! Who's there? Why, it's a whole collection of bunny-themed knock-knock jokes, ready to bring a dose of laughter and delight to your day.

These knock, knock classics with a bunny twist are sure to have everyone's funny bone tickled, from little ones to grown-ups alike. Perfect for adding some cheer to school pick-ups, playdates, or just a sunny afternoon at home. These adorable jokes will surely add some bounce to your day!

45. Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Rabbit.

Rabbit who?

Rabbit up nice, it’s a present!

46. Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Wendy.

Wendy who?

Wendy Easter Bunny coming?

47. Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Bing.

Bing who?

Bing me some candy please Mr. Easter Bunny.

48. Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Half a rabbit.

Half a rabbit who?

Half a rabbit now, and the other half when you've finished laughing at these jokes.

There you have it, a whole burrow of bunny jokes to keep you and your family giggling and hopping with joy! Whether it's the quick-witted one-liners, the giggle-inducing questions, and answers, the charming puns, or the classic knock-knock jests, these bunny-themed rib ticklers are a fantastic way to add a dash of fun to any moment.

Sure, you might have to endure a few eye rolls, but the sound of hearty laughter makes it all worth it.

Remember, a day without laughter is a day wasted, so enjoy the jokes and let your laughter echo. You can also make new jokes by yourself, when you read and learn more about how they are written and why they work.

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Sources

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_Cross_Bunny

https://www.ducksters.com/jokes/rabbit.php

https://www.beano.com/posts/rabbit-jokes

https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/holidays/easter-ideas/g31153658/easter-jokes/

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Written by Joan Agie

Bachelor of Science specializing in Human Anatomy

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Joan AgieBachelor of Science specializing in Human Anatomy

With 3+ years of research and content writing experience across several niches, especially on education, technology, and business topics. Joan holds a Bachelor’s degree in Human Anatomy from the Federal University of Technology, Akure, Nigeria, and has worked as a researcher and writer for organizations across Nigeria, the US, the UK, and Germany. Joan enjoys meditation, watching movies, and learning new languages in her free time.

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