50+ Shark Jokes That Are Scarily Funny

Joan Agie
Dec 12, 2023 By Joan Agie
Originally Published on Sep 04, 2020
Edited by Jacob Fitzbright
Fact-checked by Isobel Murphy
The great white shark in the big blue.

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Sharks are some of the most ferocious predators on the planet . . . but they're also pretty funny!

Get set for a roaring tide of giggles as you navigate the humorous side of one of the ocean's mightiest inhabitants: the sharks! Existing in different forms, shapes, and intimidating sizes, it's hardly possible to talk about important ocean creatures without mentioning sharks.

But far from their menacing reputation, these marine marvels can also star in some of the most rib-tickling jokes and puns.

Prepare to sink your teeth into the funniest corner of the ocean, where even the fiercest predators spark a wave of giggles! This boatload of shark gags will have kids and adults alike rollicking with laughter.

From puns that will make you smirk to one-liners that will have you in stitches, these 'jaws-ome' shark jokes are guaranteed to make your day 'fin-tastic'. So dive in, it's time to surf this delightful wave of shark humor!

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Funny Shark Jokes

Caribbean reef shark swimming over the reef.

Get ready for a wave of laughter as we set sail into a sea of 'fin-credible' shark humor! Who would've thought these marine marvels could inspire such delightful giggles?

As we navigate through the funniest shark jokes around, you might be amazed by how much joy these jests can bring. Let's make a splash and dive into this ocean of hilarity that's sure to have you giggling with delight!

1. What do you get when you cross a shark with a snowman? Frostbite.

2. What did the shark say after eating a clownfish? "This tastes a little funny!"

3. What did the seal with a broken heart say to the shark? "Do not consume if seal is broken!"

4. What happened to the shark when it became famous? It became a starfish.

5. What are a shark’s two most favorite words? "Man overboard."

6. What's a shark's favorite type of sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish.

7. Why did the shark get sent to jail? It was involved in some fishy business.

8. Why do sharks live in salt water? Because pepper water makes them sneeze.

9. What was the marine biologist's kid's excuse for not having his homework? His shark ate it.

10. What do you get from an angry shark? As far away as possible.

11. What kind of shark wears big, baggy, gold trousers? MC Hammerhead.

12. Why don't sharks like fast food? Because they can't catch it.

13. What does a shark order at McDonald's? A quarter flounder with cheese.

14. What's a shark's favorite Bible story? The one about Noah's shark.

15. What sort of fish operates on a sick shark? A sturgeon.

16. Pretend you are on a boat surrounded by sharks. How do you survive? You stop pretending.

17. What’s a shark’s favorite card game? Go Fish.

18. What kind of sharks can you find at a building site? Hammerhead sharks.

19. What did the great white shark say to the cliff jumper? "Don't worry, I'll catch you!"

20. How do you make a shark laugh? By telling it a whale of a tale.

Best Shark Puns

Prepare for a sea of laughter as we reel in the best shark puns the ocean has to offer! Whether it's just for a giggle or to make your friends squirm with delight, these wordplays will surely get the laughter rolling.

Whether you're looking to liven up a chat or add some fun to your day, these shark puns are the perfect catch. Dive into this treasure trove of the most 'jaws-dropping' shark puns and let the fun begin!

21. Why did the great white shark cross the Great Barrier Reef? To get to the other tide.

22. What do a shark and a computer have in common? They both have mega-bites.

23. What's a shark's favorite TV show? 'Shark Trek'.

25. Why didn't the shark want to fight the octopus? Because the octopus was well-armed.

26. Where do sharks go on holiday? Finland.

27. What kind of shark likes to gamble? A card shark.

28. What was the shark's grade in the math test? A sea-minus.

30. What's a shark's least favorite candy? Jawbreakers.

31. How does a shark chef announce that the food is ready? "Hot off the gill!"

32. Where do country music-loving sharks go? Gnashville.

33. How does a shark greet a fish? It says, "Pleased to eat you!"

34. What do sharks say to themselves when they have a big decision to make? "Chews wisely!"

35. What did the shark say to the whale? "What are you blubbering about?"

36. What do you call two sharks who get married? Hooked for life.

37. What did the mother shark say to her child? "Don't use that sharkastic tone with me!"

38. Who's the most famous shark writer? William Sharkspeare.

39. What does a shark say when it sees something cool? "That's jaw-some!"

40. What did one shark say to the other? "There's some-fin special about you!"

41. What do you call an acrobat in shark-infested waters? A balanced diet.

42. Where do whales go when they're bankrupt? To the loan shark.

43. How did the hammerhead shark do in the test? Nailed it.

44. What happened to the shark that ate keys? It got lock-jaw.

45. Why can’t most sharks read? They are not part of a school.

One-Liner Shark Jokes

Get ready for a rapid-fire round of giggles with these quick-witted, one-liner shark jokes! Perfect for livening up any conversation, these zippy zingers are guaranteed to add a splash of humor and make everyone laugh. Dive in and let these 'fin-omenally' fast and funny shark jokes bring a wave of amusement to your day!

46. I'm beginning to think that naming my dog Shark was a big mistake. I've been banned from all the local beaches.

47. It's my life's dream to see a great white shark before I die. Just not right before I die.

48. On one hand, I should be more focused on my job as a shark feeder at SeaWorld. On the other h... AARGH!!!

49. Every year at Halloween, for the past six years, I've dressed up as a shark. The joke's wearing fin.

50. Did you know that geese kill more humans than sharks each year? To be fair, it’s really hard for geese to kill sharks.

51. I had a nightmare about being attacked by a shark. When I woke up, I realized it was just a bream.

52. If you thought it was expensive to go swimming with dolphins, you should try swimming with sharks, it cost me an arm and a leg!

As we reach the end of this jokes extravaganza, we hope you've had a whale of a time exploring this sea of shark-themed hilarity! From one-liners to silly puns, there's no denying the unexpected charm these fin-tastic jokes add to any conversation. The only downside?

You might laugh so much that your sides start to ache! But remember, sharing a good laugh fosters connection and joy. So why not use these shark jokes to bring some smiles and giggles to your family and friends today?

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Written by Joan Agie

Bachelor of Science specializing in Human Anatomy

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Joan AgieBachelor of Science specializing in Human Anatomy

With 3+ years of research and content writing experience across several niches, especially on education, technology, and business topics. Joan holds a Bachelor’s degree in Human Anatomy from the Federal University of Technology, Akure, Nigeria, and has worked as a researcher and writer for organizations across Nigeria, the US, the UK, and Germany. Joan enjoys meditation, watching movies, and learning new languages in her free time.

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Fact-checked by Isobel Murphy

Bachelor of Arts specializing in History

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Isobel MurphyBachelor of Arts specializing in History

With a love for exploring cities and finding outdoor spaces to enjoy, Isobel has spent her life exploring various cities in the UK, from her hometown of Surrey to Birmingham where she studied history for three years. She is passionate about sports and enjoys watching and playing, as well as baking and spending quality time with her loved ones.

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