65+ Best Camping Jokes That Are Really In Tents
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Camping is an activity that involves staying away from home overnight in a tent or a camping vehicle.
People usually go away from the city to the mountains, lakes, or beaches, to get close to nature when they go out camping. What sets camping apart from usual picnic stuff is the overnight stay.
While people mainly go camping to get a breath of fresh air away from city life, camping also provides a great opportunity to exercise and improve one's health.
There are various activities a person does when they go camping, like, hiking, kayaking, fishing, and building a campfire. People who go camping end up having the most beautiful time around night time.
So we've compiled some funny camping jokes, kids camping jokes, jokes about summer camp, a tent joke, and other jokes to help you up your camping humor before you go for your next camping trip.
If you would like to read more puns and jokes about outdoor activities, check out 40 Camping Puns That Will Reduce Tent-sion or 35 + Hiking Puns And Jokes.
Funny Camping Jokes For Kids And Parents
Here we have some funny camping jokes for kids at camp, camper jokes, camp jokes, and s'more jokes for the entire family to enjoy.
1. What would you call a bunch of grizzlies that go camping and crack up around a campfire? It'd be called a bear-el of laughter.
2. What would you call the camper that drove through frozen rain? Van Hailin'.
3. What did one camper say to his friend after telling a chilling story? "I can come up with s'more stories if you'd like."
4. Did you hear about the happy camper in the neighborhood? Not really, but I heard there's a Jolly Rancher.
5. What kind of bagels do all the campers eat? A Winnebago.
6. What warning did the insurance companies give to the campers? They warned them, "If your tent gets stolen at night, we can't cover you."
7. What other names can you call the sleeping bags you take with you for a camping trip? The sleeping bags can also be called nap sacks.
8. Why are the people that go camping on the 1st of April always tired? It's because they all have recently finished a 31 day March.
9. Where do all the campers keep their money? In a riverbank.
10. What would you call a camper that has no body or nose? Nobody knows.
11. What's a camping destination where all the birds always sing joyfully? It's the Canary Islands.
12. Why did the robot decide to go camping? Because it needed to recharge its batteries.
13. Why does Humpty Dumpty always like camping in autumn? It's because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
14. Where do sheep go for a camping trip? They go to Baa-hamas.
15. What did the lake say when it saw the sailboat at the campsite? Nothing, it just waved.
16. If RVers don't have any lawn decorations, then what do they have? Mobile Gnomes.
17. Why are the RVs so very obedient? It's because they go where they're towed to.
18. Why don't elephants carry any suitcases in their RVs when they go camping? That's because they already have trunks.
19. How would you describe a happy camper? Content.
Jokes About Campfires And Camping
In this list, you'll get to read some funny campfire jokes, caravan jokes, and caravanning jokes, and an in-tents joke or two that wheel make you burst out in laughter.
20. Why is flaked tuna a good product for both dolphins and campers? Because it's very useful for all in-tents and porpoises.
21. Why can't you run through the campsites? You can only 'ran' because it's past tents.
22. Why did the warden of the camp quit his job out of the blue one day? Because it got too in-tents for him.
23. Why can it not be ever relaxing when two rivals go camping at the same place? Because it can get two tents.
24. How would you be able to recognize a dogwood tree when you go camping? By their bark.
25. Why are all the hiking shops so diverse? It's because they all employ people from different walks of life.
26. What should you do if you start getting cold while camping? It would be best if you stood in the corner of the tent for a little while. They're usually around 90 degrees.
27. How did the campers realize that their seaside camping trip was getting boring? When one night, the tide went out and didn't come back.
28. Have you heard about the couple of honey-making insects who fell in love when they were on a camping trip? They say that was tent two bee.
29. What did the llama say when his cousin asked him if he wanted to go camping? He was thrilled, so he ran off, shouting, "Alpaca tent!"
30. Did you hear about Elwood that got fired from his job of keeping people warm at campsites? They told him, "You're fired wood."
31. Have you heard about the man who went to buy some camouflage tents the other day? He couldn't find any.
32. What happened when the number seven decided to spend the rest of his life camping? He went and packed his things. He was then sept for life.
33. What happened when one day, a man who went camping slept like a log? He woke up on the campfire.
34. Did you hear about the guy who wasn't sure about camping? His friend roped him into it eventually.
35. What do pine trees always wear when they go camping near a lake? They wear swimming trunks.
36. Why were the camp counselors wearing sunglasses? That's because their campers were way too bright for them.
37. Do you know the joke about the skunk who went camping? Yes, it was stinky.
38. Where do all the sharks go camping? They go to Finland.
Kids Jokes About Camp And Camping Trips
Here you'll get funny camping jokes like summer camp jokes for kids, cabin jokes, and tent jokes, which are not in-tents.
39. Why couldn't the bike ever go camping? Because it was two tired.
40. Where does Dale Ernhart Jr. like to go camping? Mada-nascar.
41. What did the older brother say to his younger brother, who kept dropping and losing all the marshmallows into the campfire? He said, "Stick with it!"
42. Which day of the week is the best for going camping at the beach? It's Sun-day.
43. Where do all the cows go camping? They go to upstate Moo York.
44. What vegetable loves going to summer camps? It's the Brussels Scouts.
45. What happened when the camper paddling on a river in winter lit a fire because he felt cold? He discovered that he can't have his kayak and heat it too.
46. What outdoor sport is the spider's favorite when they go camping? It's fly fishing.
47. What did the campers say when the guides asked them how they enjoyed the campfire? They all gave it glowing reviews.
48. Why did the little girl jump out of her tent? That's because her big sister told her that she liked her sleeping bug.
49. What does Barry Allen never forget to take when he goes on camping trips? The flashlight.
50. Where do ants always like to go camping? In Frants.
51. What kind of warm drink helps every camper relax when they're out camping in the woods? Camp-omile tea.
52. Why didn't the athlete go away with his friends to the campground when he was invited for the weekend? Probably because he thought that they said they all were going cramp-ing.
53. Have you heard about the camper that broke his left arm on his last camping trip? Well, he's all right now.
54. Why was the bread always ready to go camping? Because it only ever wanted to loaf around.
55. How do computer programmers make a little extra money in the time of summer? They take on some part-time jobs helping the campers get rid of the bugs.
56. Why did the camp counselor tell the campers not to make any fuss about finding a leak in her tent? Because he thought if everyone heard, they'd start wanting one too.
57. What did the camper say before leaving for his camping trip? He said, "I could go camping for-rest of my life".
Camping Knock Knock Jokes
Lastly, this is a list of short camping jokes, and outdoor jokes turned into knock-knock camping jokes.
58. Knock! Knock!
Who is there?
Arthur!
Arthur who?
Arthur any spiders at the campsite?
59. Knock! Knock!
Who is there?
Colleen!
Colleen who?
Colleen up the mess at the campsite before you leave.
60. Knock! Knock!
Who is there?
Annie!
Annie who?
Annie more marshmallows to eat on the campfire?
61. Knock! Knock!
Who is there?
Ken!
Ken who?
Ken you also hear something growling?
62. Knock! Knock!
Who is there?
Kent!
Kent who?
Kent you please paddle any faster?
63. Knock! Knock!
Who is there?
RV!
RV who?
RV there yet or not?
64. Knock! Knock!
Who is there?
Carrie!
Carrie who?
Carrie on with your camping.
65. Knock! Knock!
Who is there?
Comin!
Comin who?
Comin side the tent, cause it's freezing outside.
66. Knock! Knock!
Who is there?
Matt!
Matt who?
Matt-resses at this camp are hard as rocks.
67. Knock! Knock!
Who is there?
Armageddon!
Armageddon who?
Armageddon a little bored. So let's go camping.
Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of great family-friendly jokes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for 55+ Best Camping Jokes then why not take a look at 184 Nature Puns That Will Have You Weeping With Laughter, or 35 Travel Puns That Are Ferry Funny.
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