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A brother will always be better than a thousand friends, life’s journey gives you many friends, but there is no one other friend like a brother.

If we have a brother, then it is like having a best friend baked right into the cookie of life. A brother is the one with whom you share your childhood memories and talk about those memories when you grow up.

A brother is someone who helps you and also encourages you to do better in life. A brother is always a best friend. Having a brother is a phenomenal privilege and honor that we are grateful for. You can express your love for your brother by dedicating him some of the best quotes, writing something for him, thanking him for always being there, gifting him his favorite thing. And there are many other ways to make your brother feel special and thank him for what he has done for you and what he is doing for you. Gifting your brother something will make him happy and also make him understand his importance in your life. Whether you have one brother or six brothers, you'll be best friends with the little boy that is your brother. Here are some of the most funny brother quotes, funny sibling quotes, plus funny little brother quotes, that the boy will love to read. We have quotes from Marc Brown, Bob Hope, Leonardo DiCaprio, Byron Pulsifer, James Patterson, Martin Luther King Jr, Israel Zangwill and plenty more.

If you like this article, check out these funny sister quotes and funny sibling quotes.

Best Funny Brother Quotes

It is rightly said, there is one other best friend, which is a brother. Having a brother in your life is truly a blessing. Here are some of the most funny brother quotes along with funny brother quotes from a sister. Here are things you can say to your brother, these quotes will make your brother feel special, they make the perfect caption for picture!

Four siblings having fun together

1. “Oh, brothers! I don’t care for brothers. My older brother won’t die, and my younger brothers seem never to do anything else.”

- Oscar Wilde.

2. “Because brothers don’t let each other wander in the dark alone.”

- Jolene Perry.

3. “Sometimes being a brother is even better than being a superhero.”

- Marc Brown.

4. “The younger brother must help to pay for the pleasures of the elder.”

- Jane Austen.

5. “When brothers agree, no fortress is so strong as their common life.”

- Antisthenes.

6. “A friend is a brother who was once a bother.”

– Unknown*.

7. “After a girl is grown, her little brothers — now her protectors — seem like big brothers.”

- Terri Guillemets.

8. “I don't believe an accident of birth makes people sisters or brothers. It makes them siblings, gives them mutuality of parentage. Sisterhood and brotherhood is a condition people have to work at.

- Maya Angelou.

9. “Being his real brother I could feel I live in his shadows, but I never have and I do not now. I live in his glow.”

- Michael Morpurgo.

10. “Our brothers and sisters are there with us from the dawn of our personal stories to the inevitable dusk.”

- Susan Scarf Merrell.

11. “There is a destiny which makes us brothers; none goes his way alone. All that we send into the lives of others comes back into our own.”

- Edwin Markham.

12. “Brothers don’t necessarily have to say anything to each other – they can sit in a room and be together and just be completely comfortable with each other…”

- Leonardo DiCaprio.

13. “I had a brother who was my savior, made my childhood bearable.”

- Maurice Sendak.

14. “A brother is a friend given by nature.”

- Ernest Legouve.

15. “Half the time when brothers wrestle, it’s just an excuse to hug each other.”

- James Petterson.

16. “Brothers aren’t simply close; brothers are knit together.”

- Robert Rivers.

17. “There is no love like the love for a brother. There is no love like the love of a brother.”

- Astrid Alauda.

18. “A sibling is the lens through which you see your childhood.”

- Ann Hood.

19. “My elder brother won’t die, and my younger brothers seem never to do anything else.”

- Oscar Wilde.

20. “Until blacks and whites see each other as brother and sister, we will not have parity. It's very clear.”

- Maya Angelou.

Loving Quotes For Brothers  

If any situation arises, it is your brother who will run to your help. Having a brother in your life is one of the best feelings in the world, and he is the one on whom you can rely on in any situation in life and who will always be there for you. Read on for some of the most funny brother quotes followed by funny birthday quotes for brothers from social media posts.

21. “Your brother is always the first male friend you will have in your life.”

- Ritu Ghatourey.

22. “We came into the world like brother and brother, And now let’s go hand in hand, not one before another.”

- William Shakespeare.

23. “I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.”

- Bob Hope.

24. “Once a brother, always a brother, no matter the distance, no matter the difference and no matter the issue.”

- Byron Pulsifer.

25. “The mystical bond of brotherhood makes all men brothers.”

- Thomas Carlyle.

26. “I may not be my brother’s keeper, but I am my brother’s brother.”

- Jeffrey Holland.

27. “Nothing can stop me from loving my brother.”

- Brandy Norwood.

28. “My brother is one of my true heroes. Steady and sober where I am impulsive and emotional.”

- Mark McKinnon.

29. “The happiest days of my youth were when my brother and I would run through the woods and feel quite safe.”

- Rachel Weisz.

30. “It takes two men to make one brother.”

- Israel Zangwill.

31. “Do you know what friendship is...it is to be brother and sister; two souls which touch without mingling, two fingers on one hand.”

- Victor Hugo.

32. “Siblings are the people we practice on, the people who teach us about fairness and cooperation and kindness and caring quite often the hard way.”

- Pamela Dugdale.

33. “The bond that binds us is beyond choice. We are brothers. We are brothers in what we share.”

- Ursula K.Le Guin.

34. “I think people that have a brother or sister don’t realize how lucky they are. Sure, they fight a lot, but to know that there’s always somebody there, somebody that’s family.”

- Trey Parker.

35. “My brother is worth a thousand of your friends.”

- Cersei Lannister.

36. “What brothers say to tease their sisters has nothing to do with what they really think of them.”

- Esther Freisner.

37. “We didn’t even realize we were making memories, we just knew we were having fun.”

- Winnie The Pooh.

38. “A sibling may be the keeper of one’s identity, the only person with the keys to one’s unfettered, more fundamental self.”

- Marian Sandmaier.

39. “The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession.”

- Mark Twain.

40. “Having sisters is like living in Cinderella’s house. I’m pretty, overworked and underappreciated, and they’re evil.”

- Unknown*.

Brothers Quotes For A Little Brother

Whenever you feel low, happy, depressed, or there is any other sense of feeling going on in your head, it is your brother who you can share it with. Here are some of the funny brother quotes for you and your brother along with funny brother in law quotes and quotes about brothers. These are great for expressing your love to your brother, plus other things you can say about your brother.

41. “We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools.”

- Martin Luther King Jr.

42. “Nothing can stop me from loving my brother.”

- Brandy Norwood.

43. “Brother and sister, together as friends, ready to face whatever life sends. Joy and laughter or tears and strife, holding hands tightly as we dance through life.”

- Suzie Huitt.

44. “The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession.”

- Mark Twain.

45. “My brother is my only best friend. No one can replace him.”

- Anna Quindlen.

46. “Sisters and brothers just happen, we don’t get to choose them, but they become one of our most cherished relationships.”

- Wes Adamson.

47. “Brothers and sisters separated by distance joined by love.”

- Chuck Danes.

48. “The best thing about having four big brothers is you always have someone to do something for you.”

- Chloe Moretz.

49. “Brothers are like fat thighs...they stick together.”

– Unknown*.

50. “The younger brother must help to pay for the pleasures of the elder.”

- Jane Austen.

51. “The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out his nose.”

- Garrison.

52. “I think I’m funny because my family, my siblings were funny.”

- Martin Short.

53. “Everyone knows that if you’ve got a brother, you’re going to fight.”

- Liam Gallagher.

54. “My elder brother won’t die, and my younger brothers seem never to do anything else.”

- Oscar Wilde.

55. “Brothers are children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.”

- Sam Levenson.

56. “Brothers that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something.”

- Lemony Snicket.

57. “What strange creatures brothers are!”

- Jane Austen.

58. “Our kids have learned from the experience of brothers and sisters that they can’t always be first.”

- Melissa Dayton.

59. “If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.”

- Sam Levenson.

60. “Ignore reality, there’s nothing you can do about it.”

- Natalie Imbruglia.

Insanely Funny Brother Quotes

A brother is a person who is always there for you when you need them. He is someone who picks you up when you fall. Here are some amazingly funny brother quotes along with funny new brother quotes.

61. “The best thing about having four big brothers is you always have someone to do something for you.”

- Chloe Grace Moretz.

62. “All men were made by the Great Spirit Chief. They are all brothers.”

- Chief Joseph.

63. “You’re a great brother. You give us a heart attack worrying about your heart attack, which you didn’t even have the decency to have!”

- Groucho Marx.

64. “It snowed last year too: I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.”

- Dylan Thomas.

65. “I want to be the white man’s brother, not his brother-in-law.”

- Martin Luther King Jr.

66. “I never had little brothers, so I was totally not used to hearing a lot of cussing at a young age! I learned what ‘pull my finger’ meant the hard way.”

- Danica McKellar.

67. “The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother – and they’ll settle for a puppy every time.”

- Winston Pendleton.

68. “When you deal with your brother, be pleasant, but get a witness.”

- Hesiod.

69. "Half the time when brothers wrestle, it's just an excuse to hug each other."

James Patterson.

70. “I grew up with a younger brother, so I can get pretty rowdy.”

- Sarah Wynter.

71. “The beauty of genuine brotherhood and peace is more precious than diamonds or silver or gold.”

- Martin Luther King Jr.

72. “There is no time like the old time, when you and I were young!”

- Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

73. “Stop for a moment and realize how lucky you are to have one.”

- Maxime Lagace.

74. “The crest and crowning of all good, life’s final star, is brotherhood.”

- Edwin Markham.

75. “You are not my friend, you are my brother, my friend.”

- Jarosław Jarzębowski.

76. “Every person whether he is Hindu, Muslim or Buddhist, he is my brother, my sister.”

- Mother Teresa.

77. “Most families had four, five brothers. But because it was just me and Darryl, we had to be twice as strong.”

- Barry White.

78. “A brother may not be a friend, but a friend will always be a brother.”

- Benjamin Franklin.

79. “All men are brothers.”

- Lailah Gifty Akita.

80. “The world is now too small for anything but brotherhood.”

- A. Powell Davies.

Heartwarming Big Brother Quotes

Brothers always play different roles in our lives to ensure that they protect us in any situation. Sometimes, a brother might be better than being a superhero. Read on for some uniquely funny brother quotes for your little brother.

81. “Either men will learn to live like brothers, or they will die like beasts.”

- Max Lerner.

82. “Brotherhood is the very price and condition of man’s survival.”

- Carlos P. Romulo.

83. “The men who learn endurance, are they who call the whole world, brother.”

- Charles Dickens.

84. “Without my big brother I probably literally wouldn’t be here.”

- Mikey Way.

85. “They say that no matter how old you become, when you are with your siblings, you revert back to childhood.”

- Karen White.

86. “We are brothers and sisters. We are one sacred family.”

-  Lailah Gifty Akita.

87. “There is a little boy inside the man who is my brother… Oh, how I hated that little boy. And how I love him too.”

- Anna Quindlen.

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Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for funny brother quotes, then why not take a look at funny mom quotes, or funny family quotes.

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