24 Best Meatwad Quotes For 'Aqua Teen Hunger Force' Fans

Oluwatosin Michael
Dec 12, 2023 By Oluwatosin Michael
Originally Published on Feb 23, 2021
Meatwad is a ball of meat in the show

Meatwad is a fictional character from the adult animated TV series 'Aqua Teen Hunger Force'.

He is an adorable ball of meat who can change into different shapes like an igloo or a hotdog. Meatwad is portrayed as a man with the brain of a child.

He appears alongside Frylock (a box of French fries) and Master Shake (a cup of milkshake) as one of the main characters in the TV series. Meatwad often gets manipulated by the other two characters because of his low intellect.

This dynamic between them makes for some hilarious situations. 'Aqua Teen Hunger Force' is a very popular American show from Adult Swim which aired for 11 seasons.

We've collected the best Meatwad quotes from the show that will make you laugh out loud. If you want to read more quotes from other animated TV shows, then check out these ['Futurama' quotes] and ['Bob's Burgers' quotes].

Best Meatwad Quotes

Here are the best 'ATHF' Meatwad quotes.

1. "Hey, which one of y'all left the door open? And tore it off the hinges, and threw it in the yard?"

- Meatwad.

2. "Meatwad: Yeah Jerry says you guys had a little run in, but he's a decent guy once you get to know him.

Master Shake: I know that guy was all over you with his ax!

Meatwad: Nah, that don't sound like Jerry. Now the Jerry I know took me to Merry Christmas."

- 'Aqua Teen Hunger Force'.

3. "Master Shake: My pizza's here! Pizza time!

Meatwad [to Frylock]: He's right. It all makes sense now...you're a damn witch.

Frylock: Oh yeah, well whatcha gonna do about it?"

- 'Aqua Teen Hunger Force'.

4. "What friend? I ain't got no friends! Oh Frylock. Yeah, he's my friend. Wait, is that deodorant?"

- Meatwad.

5. "Boy, sure is nice not havin' Shake around."

- Meatwad.

6. "Shut up, boy, I make it worse!"

- Meatwad.

7. "You ain't. You need to get a job makin horror movies."

- Meatwad.

8. "Master Shake said it would dissolve me and then I would get clogged in the filter and then beavers would come and eat me. But that hasn't happened yet!"

- Meatwad.

9. "You better run, boy! And bring back some chocolate syrup, too. Or your fate is sealed."

- Meatwad.

10. "Carl, in here, no one won't ever think to look in here. No one won't ever want to get near here."

- Meatwad, Season: 4 Episode: 4.

Funny Meatwad Quotes

Here are Meatwad's funniest quotes from 'Aqua Teen Hunger Force'.

11. "Howdy, villains, I'm Mr. Mister. Watch your back, crime."

- Meatwad.

12. "I'll become the igloo. He'll see me from across space and he'll say 'Hey, igloo! Eskimos must live here.'"

- Meatwad.

13. "And you need to listen to what I say 'cause I'm gonna eat your brains!"

- Meatwad.

14. "Whoa little piggy! Have some self control. You know nothin' grosses me out more than fat people…like you."

- Meatwad.

15. "Spirits that haunt this house. Tell me...what was we talkin' 'bout?"

- Meatwad.

16. "Now that I don't have a brain I don't even know what that means."

- Meatwad.

17. "Quiet. I need complete concentration or the child will die."

- Meatwad.

18. "Master Shake: Where do you two think you're going?

Frylock: Wherever the hell we want.

Master Shake: Not without me!

Meatwad: We're going to see Little Brittle at the old folks' home.

Master Shake: Go without me!"

- 'Aqua Teen Hunger Force'.

19. "Don't shake it up, let the snow settle! That way you can see the little San Fransisco in there!"

- Meatwad.

20. "Enchiladitos, they make you wanna eat 'em!"

- Meatwad.

21. "20 cents off the next order of wasabi fries!"

- Meatwad, Season: 4 Episode: 4.

22. "Hey you guys, did you say that it would be easy to get whatever I want, like a ten speed, because that's what I really want."

- Meatwad.

23. "Game Ghost: She's dead. We're all dead.

Meatwad: Well at least she had all her fingers and toes, you know what I mean?"

- 'Aqua Teen Hunger Force'.

24. "I don't have any real dolls, I prefer to use my infinite imagination... cause I ain't got no damn money."

- Meatwad.

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for Meatwad quotes then why not take a look at 'The Simpsons' quotes, or Eric Cartman quotes.

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Written by Oluwatosin Michael

Bachelor of Science specializing in Microbiology

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Oluwatosin MichaelBachelor of Science specializing in Microbiology

With a Bachelor's in Microbiology from the Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta, Ogun State, Oluwatosin has honed his skills as an SEO content writer, editor, and growth manager. He has written articles, conducted extensive research, and optimized content for search engines. His expertise extends to leading link-building efforts and revising onboarding strategies. 

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