25 Best Mike Wazowski Quotes From The 'Monsters Inc' Movies
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Michael Wazowski, aka Mike, is a funny spherical green-skinned monster with one large eye, two small horns, and jagged teeth.
Voiced by Billy Crystal in the 2001 Disney Pixar animation 'Monsters Inc,' Mike Wazowski is Sulley's assistant and best friend. The 2013 prequel, 'Monsters University' tells the story of Mike and Sulley in their college days.
These movies are directed by Pete Docter and co-directed by Lee Unkrich and David Silverman.
Mike and Sulley (John Goodman), a blue furry monster like a sweet, gentle teddy bear, are the main protagonists. Mike's girlfriend, Celia Mae calls him 'Googley Bear,' and Mike calls her 'Schmoopsie-poo.'
Roz (Bob Peterson), a slug-like monster, is the administrator. The two main antagonists are Henry J Waternoose, who initially was a father figure to Sulley and Monsters Inc's notorious ex-CEO.
Randall Boggs is eviler than Henry J Waternoose because he has a grudge against Mike and Sulley and wants to harm them. Boo is a little girl who finds life exciting in the monster world.
Here we have listed iconic Mike Wazowski quotes. If you are interested in similar quotes, visit ['Monsters Inc' quotes] and 'Toy Story' quotes.
Famous Mike Wazowski Quotes
Mike's dream is to become the greatest scarer. Here are some of the famous Mike Wazowski Character quotes from the movie.
1." Sulley, you're not supposed to name it. Once you name it, you start getting attached to it. Now put that thing back where it came from or so help me."
-Mike, 'Monsters Inc'.
2." Oh, hey. We're rehearsing a - a scene for the upcoming company play called uh, 'Put That Thing Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me'. It's a musical."
-Mike, 'Monsters Inc'.
3." Put that thing back where it came from or so help me... so help me, so help me and cut. We're still working on it, it's a work in progress but, hey, we need ushers."
-Mike, 'Monsters Inc'.
4. "Hey, good morning, Monstropolis.
It's now five after the hour of 6:00am in the big monster city. Temperature's a balmy 65 degrees - which is good news for you reptiles - and it looks like it's gonna be a perfect day to maybe, hey, just lie in bed, sleep in, or simply... Work out that flab that's hanging over the bed.
Get up, Sulley."
-Mike, 'Monsters Inc'.
5." You played dodgeball? I loved dodgeball! Of course, I was the ball."
-Mike, 'Monsters Inc'.
6." I don’t like big moving things that are moving towards me."
-Mike, 'Monsters Inc'.
7." Roz, my tender, oozing blossom, you’re looking fabulous today. Is that a new haircut? Tell me it’s a new haircut. It’s got to be a new haircut. New makeup?
You had a lift? You had a tuck? You had something? Something has been inserted in you that makes you look. Listen, I need a favor. Randall was working late last night out on the scare floor. I really need the key to the door he was using."
-Mike, 'Monsters Inc'.
8." What can I say? The camera loves me!"
-Mike, 'Monsters Inc'.
9." There’s more to life than scaring.”
- Mike, 'Monsters Inc'.
Funny 'Monsters Inc' Quotes
Here are some of the top funny Mike Wazowski quotes from the memorable characters of the movie.
10." Yeti: I’m a nice guy. Snow cone?
Sulley: Mike, this isn't Boo's door."
- 'Monsters Inc'.
11." Mike: Yes, well, I'll try to be more careful next time.
Roz: I’m watching you, Wazowski. Always watching. Always.
Mike: Ooh, she’s nuts!"
- 'Monsters Inc'.
12." Mike: Good morning, Roz, my succulent little garden snail. And who will we be scaring today?
Roz: Well, isn’t that nice? But guess what? You didn’t turn in your paperwork last night."
- 'Monsters Inc'.
13."Sulley: I'm being attacked!
Mike: No, I'm not attacking you. I'm trying to be honest, just hear me out. You and I are a team. Nothing is more important than our friendship."
- 'Monsters Inc'.
14." Yeti: Abominable. Can you believe that? Do I look abominable to you? Why can’t they call me the Adorable Snowman, or the Agreeable Snowman, for crying out loud? I’m a nice guy.
Sulley: Are there kids in that village?"
- 'Monsters Inc'.
15. "Sulley: Hey, Mike, this might sound crazy but I don't think that kid's dangerous.
Mike: Really? Well, in that case, let's keep it. I always wanted a pet that could kill me."
16. " Shh. Do you hear that? It's the wind of change. "
-Randall, 'Monsters Inc'.
17. "Sulley: I don’t believe I ordered a wake-up call, Mikey.
"Hey, may the best monster win."
“Give it a rest, will ya, butterball?”
- 'Monsters Inc'.
18. "If I don’t see a door in my station in five seconds I will personally put you through the shredder!"
-Randall Boggs.
19. "Celia: Mm-hmm. I'm thinking about getting it cut.
Mike: No-no, I like it this length. I like everything about you. Just the other day someone asked me who I thought the most beautiful monster was in all of Monstropolis. You know what I said?"
- 'Monsters Inc'.
20." Mike: I'm telling you, big daddy, you're gonna be seeing this face on TV a lot more often.
Sulley: Yeah, like on "Monstropolis' Most Wanted"?
Mike: Ha, ha, ha. You've been jealous of my good looks since the fourth grade, pal."
- 'Monsters Inc'.
21." Mike Wazowski: He didn't... I... no paperwork?
Roz: The office is now closed."
- 'Monsters Inc'.
22." Mike: Boo? What's Boo?
Sulley: That's... what I decided to call her. Is there a problem?"
- 'Monsters Inc'.
'Monsters University' Quotes
The childhood dream of Mike Wazowski has always been to become a scarer. Below are a few Mike Wazowski quotes from 'Monsters University'.
23." How do I become a scarer?"
-Young Mike.
24." Stop being a Sullivan and start being you!"
-Young Mike.
25." Squishy: Guess that leaves me. My name's Scott Squibbles. My friends call me Squishy. I'm undeclared, unattached, and unwelcomed pretty much everywhere, but here.
Mike: Well now that we've all been introduced. As captain of our team...
Sulley: So basically you guys have no scaring experience?
Squishy: Not a lot. But now we've got you!"
- 'Monsters University'.
Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for Mike Wazowski quotes, then why not take a look at 'Big Hero 6' quotes or 'The Incredibles' quotes.
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