40 Best Ned Flanders Quotes From 'The Simpsons'
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'The Simpsons' first released in 1989 is the longest-running animated television show.
The story of a dysfunctional family and their neighborhood is shown. Created by Matt Groening, it is a satirical-comedy that portrays the mundane life of Americans.
Ned Flanders is a neighbor of the Simpson family who is extremely religious. He is known to be a good and helpful man who can be influenced quite easily.
Though he is very firm about his religion and practices it strictly, he is often surprised by contradicting ideas about it. "Hi-Diddily-Ho!"
along with "Neighborino" is a common catchphrase by Ned Flanders. Bart Simpson, Homer Simpson, Lisa Simpson and Marge Simpson are central characters and other than them, there are many funny characters like Mr. Burns, Maude Flanders and people like to watch all of them goof up and then find solutions to it.
Quotes by Ned Flanders are often funny so the viewers like his character a lot. A number of funny Ned Flanders quotes, Ned Flanders diddly quotes and various other quotes from Ned Flanders and quotes about Ned Flanders listed below.
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Funny Ned Flanders Quotes
Ned Flanders brings quite a comic element to the storyline. People have regarded this show as a place for reality as the show portrays the ugliness of real life through satire yet it comes out in the funniest way possible.
'The Simpsons' quotes by Ned Flanders are entertaining and interesting too, here are a number of funny quotes by him.
1. "Hi diddly ho neighborinos!"
- Ned Flanders, 'The Simpsons', Season Five, Episode 11.
2. "Spend less time on your back and more time on your knees."
- Ned Flanders, 'The Simpsons', Season 23, Episode Three.
3. "Homer Simpson, I show you pity, and how do you repay me? With a kick in the kididdlehopper!"
- Ned Flanders, 'The Simpsons', Season 20, Episode 12.
4. "He's a hero all right, a hero sandwich full of bologna!"
- Ned Flanders, 'The Simpsons', Season 26, Episode 21.
5. "Now I know you've had a few too many waters, but that is no reason for the sailor talk."
- Ned Flanders, 'The Simpsons', Season 26, Episode 19.
6. "That sounds salty, but you seem sweet. I'm going to call you kettle corn."
- Ned Flanders, 'The Simpsons', Season 25, Episode Four.
7. "Homer, did you just buckle your belt through my loop?"
- Ned Flanders, 'The Simpsons', Season 23 Episode 21.
8. "I'm not thinking straight, why did I have that wine cooler last month?"
- Ned Flanders, 'The Simpsons', Season 21, Episode Five.
9. "That's right, I'm down to my wife blesser."
- Ned Flanders, 'The Simpsons', Season 22, Episode 22.
10. "Hold your horses, son. Hey, Simpson!"
- Ned Flanders, 'The Simpsons', Season One, Episode One.
11. "Dear Neighbor, you are my brother. I love you, and yet I feel a great sadness in my bosom."
- Ned Flanders, 'The Simpsons', Season Two, Episode Six.
12. "I'm not a bad man. I don't drink or dance or swear."
- Ned Flanders, 'The Simpsons', Season Eight, Episode Eight.
13. "Can I make my famous mimosa? A little sparkling water in a glass full of regular water? "
- Ned Flanders, 'The Simpsons', Season 26, Episode 21.
14."I guess now we know why they call them rapids and not 'slow-pids', huh?"
- Ned Flanders, 'The Simpsons', Season Five, Episode Eight.
15. " I'm afraid my Maudie is putting plastic on the clouds now."
- Ned Flanders, 'The Simpsons', Season 22, Episode 22.
16. "Watch Fox and be damned for all eternity. "
- Ned Flanders, 'The Simpsons', Season Four, Episode 21.
17. "Homer, I'd love to chitty-chat, but tonight's the night I do my charity work."
- Ned Flanders, 'The Simpsons', Season Five, Episode 16.
18. "Kids, did anybody pray for giant shoes!?"
- Ned Flanders, 'The Simpsons', Season Five, Episode 09.
19. " Seagulls always stay near land! They only go out to sea to die! "
- Ned Flanders, 'The Simpsons', Season Five, Episode Eight.
20. "It’s a lot less racy than its name would lead you to believe."
- Ned Flanders, 'The Simpsons', Season 22, Episode 22.
Best 'Simpsons' Ned Flanders Quotes
One of the most entertaining characters who brings a new perspective to every trivial matter going on in the series, becomes a door to know the writer's mind and the diversity of Springfield, which is a reflection of many American middle-class neighborhoods. Here are a number of quotes spoken by Ned Flanders.
21. "Yeah, when they made him, they did not skimp on the puppy dog tails."
- Ned Flanders, 'The Simpsons', Season 22, Episode 22.
22. "Call me Delta Airlines, because I can’t handle all your extra baggage."
- Ned Flanders, 'The Simpsons', Season 22, Episode 22.
23. "It's good for keepin' down the urges!"
- Ned Flanders, 'The Simpsons', Season Eight, Episode Six.
24. " Did a volcano erupt in candy land, because I just caught me a flying red hot."
- Ned Flanders, 'The Simpsons', Season 22, Episode 22.
25. "Oh my, what a little mess we've got here. Well, which ones are yours and which ones are mine?"
- Ned Flanders,'The Simpsons', Season One, Episode One.
26. "No, it's angel's food with chocolate on top."
- Ned Flanders, 'The Simpsons', Season 20, Episode 17.
27. " Then I remember what it was like to have a sweet woman of my own, lying in a twin bed across the hall from mine."
- Ned Flanders, 'The Simpsons', Season 22, Episode 22.
28. "Cause I just caught me a flyin’ red hot! Bart Simpson?"
- Ned Flanders, 'The Simpsons', Season 22, Episode 22.
29. "Homer, you've met my parents. "
- Ned Flanders, 'The Simpsons', Season 18, Episode 17.
30. "Homer, I can't believe you're partaking with my parents."
- Ned Flanders, 'The Simpsons', Season 24, Episode 15.
31. "I've done everything the bible says. Even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff."
- Ned Flanders, 'The Simpsons', Season Eight, Episode Eight.
32. "That got my blood pumping in a way I thought only quiet reflection could! Fizzy water for everyone!”
- Ned Flanders, 'The Simpsons', Season 26, Episode 16.
33. "Sorry to bother you, Reverend Lovejoy, but I'm kind of in a tizzy."
- Ned Flanders, 'The Simpsons', Season Three, Episode 16.
Ned Flanders Quotes About God
Being an ardent follower of Christianity, the name Ned Flanders brought in the colour of diversity regarding ideology, his innocence and a desire to follow rules which makes him unique and lovable. Here are a number of quotes where Ned Flanders mentions lord God and talks about faith.
34. "Just tell them that God wants them to ignore everything in their bodies."
- Ned Flanders, 'The Simpsons', Season 25, Episode 13.
35. "Sometimes God bless her, she underlines passages in my bible because she can’t find hers!"
- Ned Flanders, 'The Simpsons', Season Two, Episode 20.
36. " Homer, God didn’t set your house on fire. "
- Ned Flanders, 'The Simpsons', Season Four, Episode Three.
37. "Oh I'd put rocks in your pocket and walk you out to sea for before I'd let that happen."
- Ned Flanders, 'The Simpsons', Season 21, Episode Five.
38. "Now let us download the holy tweet of the Lord."
- Ned Flanders, 'The Simpsons', Season 21, Episode 16.
39. "Dear Lord, thank you for Ziggy comics."
- Ned Flanders, 'The Simpsons', Season Four, Episode 11.
40. "Reverend, would you like to try some of my devil's food cake?"
- Ned Flanders,'The Simpsons', Season 20, Episode 17.
Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for Ned Flanders quotes, then why not take a look at Homer Simpson quotes, or Mr Burns quotes.
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