101 Best Taco Quotes That All Foodies Will Love

Martha Martins
Dec 12, 2023 By Martha Martins
Originally Published on Feb 25, 2021
Let’s taco about some of the best taco quotes from across the internet for your social media!
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Ever since we’ve discovered this food of the gods, we’ve hardly ever wanted to eat anything else. Our best slogan is, 'a balanced diet is a taco in each hand'!

Ain’t no Tuesday like a Taco Tuesday, right? Despite its popularity, a lot of people still haven’t mastered the art of eating a taco. Allow us to help you. You must always, always use your hands. Hold your taco at the center using your thumb and peace fingers, and dig in! Remember, you bite a taco from the sides. Not the middle, not the top. Try it the next time you eat a taco, you can thank us later. And hey, if you’re feeling fancy, you can always put your pinky up!

An important rule when eating Mexican is to remember that you’ll have salsa, tortillas and lime with everything. And when we say everything, we mean everything! And tacos, we feel, is as Mexican as you’ll get. Salsa? Check. Tortillas? Check. Lime? Check. Guac? Check. Even your snack favorites like nachos come with a topping of salsa, beans and guacamole. So when you say, “man, I wish I was full of tacos!”, you’re basically saying you wished you were full of these things.

There is something about Mexican food that pulls everyone together. We love Mexican food so much, we can eat it every day and still it won’t be enough! Our Instagram is full of it! And of course, the war between  a taco or a burrito is one that will never end. And while we have nothing against burrito, we admit we love tacos a little too much. Our favorite thing to do all day is to think about how much we love tacos, where do we want to eat tacos next, soft shell or hard shell, and of course, guac or no guac? Let’s not waste any more time dreaming about tacos, let’s taco-about how much we love tacos.

It’s no surprise that if you could, you would surround yourself with tacos and nothing else, too. And let’s be honest, life will be perfect just like that! So, here we have a list of awesome taco quotes for your Instagram captions and social media. And if you like these, check out our list of ice cream quotes and [pizza quotes] as well.

Famous Taco Quotes

Our favorite taco quotes by some of the most awesome people we know!

Tacos are a type of traditional Mexican street food that gained popularity throughout the world because of their versatility. They might not be the easiest (or the cleanest, for that matter) to eat, but they’re a crowd favorite nonetheless. No one who has ever eaten a taco has been able to stop after one. There’s no doubt life would be perfect if it were full of tacos instead of emotions. And we don’t want to hang out with anyone who doesn’t believe in that just as much as we, and these awesome people, do! We do not want to live with that kind of negativity around us. Here’s a list of spec-taco-ular taco quotes by famous taco lovers.

1. “Thank you, hard taco shells, for surviving the long journey from factory, to supermarket, to my plate and then breaking the moment I put something inside you. Thank you.”

– Jimmy Fallon.

2. “Little known fact, gentlemen. Tacos are the food of genius.”

– Heather Brewer.

3. “Everything goes better with tacos.”

– Rachel Caine.

4. “When it’s done properly, taco should be a verb.”

– Jonathan Gold.

5. “ I could write prophetically about how perfect the taco is.”

- Ken Baumann.

6. “Don’t judge your taco by its price.”

- Hunter S. Thompson.

7. “I don’t eat fast food often, but I love tacos.”

- Ken Baumann.

8. “Little known fact, gentlemen. Tacos are the food of genius.”

- Heather Brewer.

9. “If this country wants to elect someone with no political experience who is racially insensitive and golfs... In my first 100 days, I will make Taco Tuesday the law.”

- George Lopez.

10. “Someone recently played me 'Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell'... That should be my theme song.”

- Dhani Harrison.

11. “This is a combo between Taco and Burrito, nacho!”

- Lisi Harrison.

12. “I didn’t get this physique by not eating tacos.”

- Jon Tester.

13. “You might say he was one taco short of a combination platter.”

- Robin Williams.

14. “Don't judge your taco by its price.”

- Hunter S. Thompson.

15. “My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.”

- Janet Evanovich.

16. “Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made taco and a cold bottle of beer.”

- Tom Robbins.

17. “I love the little tacos. I love them goooood!”

- Invader.

18. “The milk of kindness flows through my body, I shall follow Jesus to the Taco Bell and give thanks.”

- Aretha Franklin.

19. “To this day, I love eating steak tacos before going to the red carpets.”

- Lupita Nyong'o.

20. “Find the person that cherishes you as much as you love tacos.”

- Carlos Wallace.

21. "It sucks. Let's go get tacos and sit on the beach.”

- Nina LaCour.

22. “I wonder if anybody [thought]...first I’m going to stop by that taco place I like so much.”

- Dov Davidoff.

23. “Just so you know, I'm strictly a taco girl..."

- Emma Nichols.

24. “What was that saying? When life gives you lemons, go to a taco stand.”

- Mariana Zapata.

25. “A taco is an economic good because we will go to a restaurant and buy one.”

- Bill Robinson.

26. “American cheese is the perfect soft taco.”

- Wylie Dufresne.

27. “No one had ever called me unnatural before, except for the time I put ketchup on a taco. But seriously, we'd been out of salsa, so what else was I supposed to do?”

- Richelle Mead.

28. “Great art is horseshit, buy tacos.”

- Charles Bukowski.

29. “If not for me...clinging to a taco, it would have been terribly romantic.”

- Richelle Mead.

30. “Popeyes and Taco Bell. I try to be healthy, but they're just so good.”

- Kate Spade.

Funny Taco Quotes And Memes

The best every day taco tuesday quotes and memes about the Mexican staple you\u2019ll definitely love!

Okay, we’re just going to come out and say it. We love tacos. We absolutely, totally love tacos. So much so that we dream about eating tacos while we are eating tacos. There’s no denying our favorite Mexican food is tacos. We can have tacos for every meal, all day long. Like they say, “surround yourself with tacos, not negativity.” A day filled with love and tacos is the best day ever.  In fact, tacos have become so popular that 4 October is celebrated as the official National Taco Day in the United States every year! Speaking of which, here is a list of some of our favorite taco quotes that every taco lover will connect with, it has something for everyone. Let your every day be full of tacos instead of negativity! As these are quotes from memes, we do not know who wrote each quote here, but we love them all and would love to know the authors. If you know please do get in touch!

31. “Live everyday like it’s Taco Tuesday.”

- Unknown.*

32. “A balanced diet is a taco in each hand.”

- Unknown.*

33. “I wish I was full of tacos instead of emotions.”

- Unknown.*

34. “Ways to my heart: Buy me tacos, make me tacos, be tacos.”

- Unknown.*

35. “Yesterday, I really wanted tacos. Today, I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams.”

- Unknown.*

36. “You cannot make everybody happy, you are not a taco.”

- Unknown.*

37. “Surround yourself with tacos, not negativity.”

- Unknown.*

38. “If we date, we’re not going wine tasting, we’re going taco tasting.”

- Unknown.*

39. “How to turn me on with just one word…tacos.”

- Unknown.*

40. “I wonder if there's a taco out there thinking of me too.”

- Unknown.*

41. “All I want to hear are three little words... I brought tacos.”

- Unknown.*

42. “Inhale tacos. Exhale negativity.”

- Unknown.*

43. “Life isn't always tacos. But it should be.”

- Unknown.*

44. “It's beginning to look a lot like tacos.”

- Unknown.*

45. “I oppose taco Tuesdays only because it sends the message that other days aren't for tacos.”

- Unknown.*

46. “Let's give 'em something to taco about.”

- Unknown.*

47. “All I’m saying is that you’ve never seen me crying and eating tacos at the same time.”

- Unknown.*

48. “Ain’t no party like a taco party.”

- Unknown.*

49. “Feed me tacos and tell me I’m pretty.”

- Unknown.*

50. “I may look like I’m paying attention, but I’m really just thinking about tacos.”

- Unknown.*

51. “Tacos are my love language.”

- Unknown.*

52. “Swimsuit season is just around the corner, but so is the taco truck."

- Unknown.*

53. “Tacos are like a hug in a tortilla.”

- Unknown.*

54. “Life without tacos is no life at all.”

- Unknown.*

55. “I don’t like tacos” said no Juan ever.”

- Unknown.*

56. “I work out so I can eat tacos.”

- Unknown.*

57. “I’d rather eat tacos than be skinny.”

- Unknown.*

58. “I’m sorry for what I said before I had tacos.”

- Unknown.*

59. “Don’t trust people who don’t like tacos.”

- Unknown.*

60. “My head says gym but my heart says tacos.”

- Unknown.*

61. “The early bird gets the worm. I’ll sleep in and have tacos.”

- Unknown.*

62. “When the going gets tough, the tough get tacos.”

- Unknown.*

63. “If you don’t like tacos, I’m nacho type.”

- Unknown.*

64. “Don’t tell me to stop eating so many tacos. I don’t need that kind of negativity in my life.”

- Unknown*.

65. “Don’t buy that girl a drink, buy her a taco. Girls deserve tacos.”

- Unknown.*

66. “Boyfriends are cool and all, but have you tried tacos?”

- Unknown.*

67. “Some days I eat salad and go to the gym. Some I chase 10 tacos with a dozen shots of tequila. It’s called balance.”

- Unknown.*

68. “I want someone to look at me the way I look at tacos.”

- Unknown*.

69. “The difference between tacos and your opinion is that I asked for tacos.”

- Unknown.*

70. “Tuesday’s forecast: Long with a 100% chance of tacos!”

- Unknown.*

71. “Hey baby, taco walk on the wild side.”

- Unknown.*

72. “My hobbies include eating tacos and complaining that I’m getting fat.”

- Unknown.*

73. “A day without tacos won’t kill you...but why risk it?”

- Unknown.*

74. “All I care about is tacos…and like 3 people.”

- Unknown.*

75. “I know it’s early, but I’m already thinking about tacos.”

- Unknown.*

76. “You can’t be sad with a taco in your hand.”

- Unknown.*

77. “Thank god I don’t have to hunt for my food. I don’t even know where tacos live.”

- Unknown.*

78. “I want to start juicing but I’m hesitant because I don’t know how to juice tacos.”

- Unknown.*

79. “Taco cat spelled backwards is taco cat.”

- Unknown.*

80. “People in sleeping bags…are the soft tacos of the bear world.”

- Unknown.*

81. “Del Taco: So much food, no much money.”

- Unknown.*

82. ”Tacos are those who sing Bob Dylan to the sound of a hundred angels sitting in the rainbow and playing banjo, as if that sound were edible.”

- Unknown.*

83. “Life is not life without tacos.”

- Unknown.*

84. “Tacos with a side of tacos please!”

- Unknown.*

85. “If you had to choose between eating tacos every day or being skinny for life, would you choose hard or soft tacos?”

- Unknown.*

86. “My tacos arrived with a fork on the plate. I can only guess it’s there to stab taco thieves.”

- Unknown.*

87. “Yeah, I’m into fitness… fitness whole taco in my mouth.”

- Unknown.*

88. “I eat tacos over a tortilla so when the stuff falls out Boom! Another taco.”

- Unknown.*

89. “If you have tacos… I will find them, and I will eat them.”

- Unknown.*

90. “Relationships come and go. But tacos are forever.”

- Unknown.*

91. “I want to be…where the tacos are.”

- Unknown.*

92. “Tacos before bros…unless bro has tacos.”

- Unknown.*

93. “I enjoy romantic walks to the taco truck.”

- Unknown.*

94. “Body type: works out but definitely says yes to tacos.”

- Unknown.*

95. “Nothing haunts us like the tacos we didn’t eat.”

- Unknown.*

96. “Looks aren’t everything. It’s what inside the taco that counts.”

- Unknown.*

97. “Come, let us enjoy a taco and talk about happy things.”

- Unknown.*

98. “I got my mind on my tacos and my tacos on my mind.”

- Unknown.*

99. “Man, those were some good tacos!”

- Unknown.*

100. “Save the earth. It’s the only planet with tacos.”

- Unknown.*

101. “My Disney princess name is Taco Belle.”

- Unknown.*

*Do you know where this quote originated? Please email us to let us know at hello@kidadl.com.

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for 101 best taco quotes that all foodies will love, then why not take a look at transformation Tuesday quotes and [funny workout quotes].

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Written by Martha Martins

Bachelor of Arts specializing in Linguistics

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Martha MartinsBachelor of Arts specializing in Linguistics

Martha is a full-time creative writer, content strategist, and aspiring screenwriter who communicates complex thoughts and ideas effectively. She has completed her Bachelor's in Linguistics from Nasarawa State University. As an enthusiast of public relations and communication, Martha is well-prepared to substantially impact your organization as your next content writer and strategist. Her dedication to her craft and commitment to delivering high-quality work enables her to create compelling content that resonates with audiences.

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