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Have you heard of the old app, Vine?

If yes, then you are in for a treat as we take you down memory lane, revisiting the best and funniest quotes from the history of Vine. From the iconic 'Staaaahp! I coulda dropped mah croissant!' to the ever funny 'Love ya chicken strips, you are the best strips ever!', we simply can't get enough of these Vine quotes.

Vines are purely for entertainment and aimed to make everyone on the internet smile or laugh. Vine quotes are some famous quotes from the most popular Vine videos that broke the internet. Vine quotes can come from so many different famous Vine moments that people went crazy about, as they made them LOL (that stands for Laugh Out Loud, for all you non-internet experts out there!).

There are so many different popular and iconic vine moments, such as when in 2015, Norwegian mechanic Kevin Synnes made the iconic meme clip featuring Spongebob Squarepants and Adele's 'Rolling In The Deep', now that's a combination we never thought we'd see! Other iconic Vine moments and quotes include the lines 'Hi! Welcome to Chili's', 'Oh my god they were roommates', and 'What are thoooose?'. Do you remember these iconic Vine quotes and moments?

Whilst the best Vines ever are a matter of opinion, we have a few favorites. The hilarious line: 'Staaaahp! I coulda dropped mah croissant!' just can't be beaten if you ask us. We also love the famous 'Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Tortilla' Vine. Both of these Vines have us laughing all day long, what about you?

Vine quotes are a great way to make others laugh by just reading them. The best Vine quotes can make you laugh anytime, any place. So it's a great idea to change your entire mood and put a smile on your face with a Vine quote if you are ever feeling like a laugh. These Vine quotes represent and remind us of some of the most hilarious moments from those iconic short videos. You must know how hilarious it is to quote famous Vine lines, but you may not know all the Vine quotes, which is why we have bought together with this list of some of the most famous Vine quotes ever, that are sure to bring a smile to your face.

Before we dive into our list of the best Vine quotes, we need to make sure all readers know everything you need to know about the iconic Vine platform. Vine was a social media platform in America where people could create short comedy videos, each video was limited to a length of just six seconds. With a huge focus on comedy, the app also featured other genres like music, cool tricks, sports, and different trends too. From 2013 to 2017 the social media platform Vine was as good as owned the internet! The popularity of Vine transformed the way that users created and consumed digital content, and Vine was also used by many celebrities to promote their brands. It was truly iconic!

The Vine mobile app sadly lost its popularity after Instagram launched its own video feature, which allowed users to create and share a 15-second video, a big difference compared to the six-second video limit on Vine.

Despite Vine no longer being in use, the best Vine quotes live on! Vine quotes come from famous Vine moments that people are crazy about, and the moments that made them LOL. We hope that these Vine quotes can put a smile on your face too!

Before we dig into the Vine quotes, it is worth noting that, since the platform has now closed, we have been unable to find the names of the creators of some of these quotes. We love all of these Vine quotes so much and would love to know where they came from, so if you know please do get in touch!

Classic Vine Quotes

These are, without a doubt, some of the most famous Vine quotes of the decade. Refresh your teenage memories with these classic vines quotes,

These are some of the most famous, dumb, strange, and hilarious Vine quotes to make you go crazy.

1. 'Road work ahead? Uh yeah, I sure hope it does.'

- Drew Gooden.

2. 'Oh, hi. Thanks for checking in. I’m still the couch potato I was.'

- Unknown*.

3. 'Happy Crimus.....It's crismun....Merry crisis. Merry Chrysler.'

- Christine Sydelko.

4. 'I spilled lipstick in your Valentino bag. You spilled — whaghwhha — lipstick in my Valentino White bag?'

- Unknown*.

5. 'Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Tortilla.'

- Just Jake.

6. 'This is your space, this is your area, she can't do that to you.'

- @Khammercial.

7. 'Zack, stop! You’re gonna get in trouble.'

- Unknown*.

8. 'When will you learn that your actions have consequences?'

- SammyClassicSonicFan.

9'How much did you pay for that taco? Aight, yo, you know this boy got his free taco.'

- Unknown*.

10. 'Get to Del Taco. They got a new thing called freesha… free… freeshavaca-do.'

- Kylo Ren.

11. 'Can I please get a waffle? Grab some and have fun!'

- Unknown*.

12. 'Yo, how much money do you have? 65 cents. Aye, you know what that means?'

- Nathan Enick.

13. 'Staaaahp! I coulda dropped mah croissant!'

- Carl Weezer.

14. 'Hey, my name is Trey. I have a basketball game tomorrow.'

- @Guccipoptart.

15. 'All I wanna tell you is the school is not important… Be whatever you wanna be. If you wanna be a dog… woof! You know?'

- Queen Blackwell.

16. 'And they were roommates. Mah God, they were roommates.'

- Matt Sukkar.

17. 'How’d you get these bumps? Ya got eggzma? I got what? You got eggzma?'

- Unknown*.

18. 'Hey, did you happen to go to class last week? I have never missed a class.'

- Unknown*.

19. 'Look at all those chickens, they make me miss my friends!'

- Unknown*.

20. 'What are thoseeeeee? They are my crocs!'

- Unknown*.

21. 'Nice Ron I sneezed, oh, what, am I not allowed to sneeze?'

- Unknown*.

22. 'Love ya chicken strips, you are the best strips ever!'

- Unknown*.

23. 'Jared, can you read number 23 for the class? No, I cannot… What up? I’m Jared, I’m 19 and I never learned how to read.'

- Unknown*.

24. 'Today’s forecast, we can clearly see that somebody got me all annoyed!'

- Unknown*.

Hillarious Vine Quotes

Some hilarious Vine quotes that can light up your day. Read along for a good time full of laughter with these funny quotes.

Here you will find some hilarious Vine quotes that can change your entire mood and will light up your day in a jiffy.

25. 'It's an avocado, thanks! Not a sour lemon my friend'

- @JeffSimmons.

26. 'I am 19 and I never said I’m weird, I’m just limited edition.'

- Unknown*.

27. 'Wait oh yes, wait a minute Mr. Postman. HaaaAHH'

- Unknown*.

28. 'Next Please. Hello. Sir, this is a mug shot.'

- Unknown*.

29. 'What the hell is even that?'

- @McJuggerNuggets.

30. 'What’s 9 plus 10? 21.'

- @Bruh.

31. '[Blowing candle on a table, cameraman blows it away] ADAM!'

- Unknown*.

32. 'So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?'

- Unknown*.

33. 'A mug shot? I don’t even drink coffee.'

- Unknown*.

34. 'Nate, how are those chicken strips? Yay ya, chicken strips!'

- Unknown*.

35. 'Chris! Is that a brownie? No, this is a crayon, I’m calling the police [puts 911 into microwave] 911 what’s your emergency?'

- @Weaklingchris.

36. 'Hi, welcome to Chili's.'

- Unknown*.

37. 'Go ahead and introduce yourselves. My name is Michael with a B and I’ve been afraid of insects my entire-Stop, stop, stop. Where? Hmm? Where’s the B? There’s a bee? '

- Unknown*.

38. 'Later, Mom. What’s up? I and my boys are going to see Uncle Cracker… Give me my hat back Jordan!'

- Unknown*.

39. 'I’m washing myself and my clothes. So that I can save some electricity.'

- @Sexylexy.

40. 'Chipotle is my life.'

- @yungsofi.

41. 'I will have some cheese nuggets.'

- Nathan Enick.

Iconic Vine Quotes

Here are some of the most popular Vine quotes to make your day amazing with lots of laughter. Also, take a look at these iconic quotes from popular shows that will tickle your funny bones for sure.

42. 'It's Wednesday, my dudes. The weekend is here.'

- @JimmyHere.

43. 'Do you want to go see Uncle Cracker or no?'

- Unknown*.

44. 'That was legit, I couldn't have talked more sense!'

- Unknown*.

45. 'I brought you Frankincense. Thank you. I brought you Myrrh. Thank you. Mur-dur! Huh... Judas... no!'

- Unknown*.

46. 'I am shooketh. I like to do the shaky dance.'

- @Csydelko.

47. 'Country boy, I love you ahhhwweelhwh…let's do the country dance.'

- Unknown*.

48. 'I can't imagine being Mayo.'

- @yungsofi.

49. 'It’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen in my life, water, inside a watermelon.'

- Unknown*.

50. 'I never went to oovoo javer, I just went a bit gibber jabber.'

- Unknown*.

51. 'A potato flew around my room before you came.'

- @Lilsydfromthetrap.

52. 'I smell like beef.'

- Katie Ryan.

53. 'Welcome to Bible Study. We’re all children of Jesus… Kumbaya my lord.'

- Unknown*.

54. 'Shoutout to all the pear. I meant all your peers.'

- Unknown*.

55. 'I have osteoporosis. And I don't know what that means.'

- Unknown*.

56. 'I smell like a dead rat. I think my nose ain't working.'

- Katie Ryan.

57. 'Say, Colorado. I’m a giraffe!'

- Unknown*.

58. 'Oh hi, thanks for checking in I’m still living in peace.'

- Unknown*.

59. '[Pours water onto the girl’s face] Hello? Are you awake?'

- Unknown*.

60. 'Oh, I like ya accent where you from? I'm Liberian. Oh, my bad [whispering] I like your accent.'

- Unknown*.

61. 'I didn’t get no sleep cause of y’all, y’all not gone get no sleep cause of me!'

- Unknown*.

62. 'Honey, you’ve got a big storm coming. No, it isn't you.'

- Unknown*.

63. 'Escalera oooooooaaaa! I love the stairs!'

- Unknown*.

64. 'Why you always lying? Either on the bed or the sofa.'

- @Downgoes.fraser.

65. 'This is the dollar store, how good can it be?'

- Unknown*.

66. 'We serve the hottest ones.'

- Unknown*.

67. 'I’m sorry I didn’t see you there. I was too busy blocking out the haters.'

- @BrandonBowen.

68. 'Sleep? I don’t know about sleep… it’s summertime. You ain’t go to bed? Oh, she caught me.'

- Unknown*.

69. 'Do you guys even listen to Drake?'

- @JusReign.

70. 'I can’t sleep, because of that video.'

- Unknown*.

Funny Vine Quotes

These are some iconic funny vine quotes that you will always remember and might make you go crazy with laughter.

71. 'You know what, I'm about to say it.'

- Unknown*.

72. 'Your name?'

- @OSASCOMEDYSKITZ.

73. '[Running]… Daddy? Do I look like-?'

- Unknown*.

74. 'What are those? They look like my shoes drenched in rain!'

- Unknown*.

75. 'Girl, you’re smarter than I was at 11!'

- Unknown*.

76. 'That was legitness.'

- @PaulKim.

77. 'What is up, Kyle? No, what did you say? What, dude? Step up, Kyle!'

- Unknown*.

78. 'I’m just cooking pizza and not baking one.'

- Unknown*.

79. 'Two shots of vodka can be good for your health if you don't drink it.'

- Unknown*.

80. 'I like turtles. They live so long.'

- Unknown*.

81. 'Are they helie balloons?'

- Unknown*.

82. 'Hurricane coming? I heard sugarcane coming.'

- Unknown*.

83. 'I can't swim!'

- Unknown*.

84.'Oh, you mean your knees are aching!'

- Unknown*.

85. 'Deez nuts, ha got em! I am allergic to them!'

- Unknown*.

86. 'Why are you running, why are you running? I am jogging!'

- Unknown*.

87. 'Wait a minute, who are you? Are you an alien?'

- Unknown*.

88. 'Happy birthday Raven!'

- Unknown*.

89. 'Is this allowed? Is that allowed?!'

- Unknown*.

90. 'I am gonna get in trouble if I keep talking.'

- Unknown*.

91. 'I have my feet dipped in hot tub five feet, and I am loving it.'

- Unknown*.

Best Vine Quotes

These are, without a doubt, some of the most famous Vine quotes of the decade.

92. 'I’m a bad girl, you can’t kill me.'

- Unknown*.

93. 'I wanna be a cowboy baby.'

- 1 Eyed Wonder.

94. 'Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? '

- Unknown*.

95. 'Adam. Please get a waffle for me.'

- Unknown*.

96. 'I'm telling you, man, you gotta stop letting people walk all over you... OKAY.'

- @GabrielleGodfrey.

97. 'What's better than this? Guys being dudes.'

- Unknown*.

98. 'Staahp! Or you gonna get in trouble.'

- Unknown*.

99. 'Two guys, chillin' in a hot tub, 5 feet apart...'

- Unknown*.

100. 'I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets.'

- Nathan Enick.

101. 'Ha ha ha, I do that.'

- @LeftAtLondon.

102. 'Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?'

- @MightyDuck.

103. 'Are you mad, dude?'

- Unknown*.

104. 'Iridocyclitis.'

- Unknown*.

105. 'Come get y’all juice.'

- @Kennedytayl0r.

106. 'Shut up! Chicken strips!'

- Unknown*.

107. 'I'm gonna munch, I'm gonna crunch.'

- @LeftAtLondon.

108. 'Jeeeeez.'

- Unknown*.

109.' You’re not my dad, ugly looking noodlehead.'

- Unknown*.

110. 'Hi, my name is James. I wanna be a cowboy.'

- Unknown*.

111. 'There's only one race... the human race—What about Nascar?!'

- @LeftAtLondon.

112. 'I’m not running away from hard work, then get a waffle for me.'

- Unknown*.

113. 'Do it for the vine.'

- @Dom.

114. 'All women... are queens.'

- @CamdenPowell.

115. 'Well, well, well… look what finally decided to show up... a cowboy baby.'

- Unknown*.

116. 'Only thing I can say is work ahead uh yeah.'

- Unknown*.

117. 'I’m in desperate need of a 6-month vacation chilling in a hot tub twice a year.'

- Unknown*.

118. 'Eyebrows on fleek.'

- Peaches Monroee.

119. 'Work, really? Again? Dude that hurt like... Aaahhh!'

- Unknown*.

120. 'Um... If you're homeless, just buy a house.'

- Unknown*.

121. 'That horse is beautiful... I wanna be a cowboy.'

- Unknown*.

122. 'I might be crazy but you are stupid and medicine doesn’t fix that...'

- Unknown*.

123. 'Oh ya, chicken strips!...'

- Unknown*.

124. 'I am too lazy to be lazy...'

- Unknown*.

125. 'Hah—Not funny! Ha Ha—Not funnnyyy!'

- Unknown*.

126. 'Sabra gives you all your daily nutrients, like 0 grams of trans fat and 0MG cholesterol!'

- Unknown*.

127. 'I’m in my mum’s car. Broom broom!'

- @Tishcrazy.

128. 'Oh Hi! I know I am still a piece of garbage... Thanks for checking.'

- Bill Wurtz.

129. 'All I wanna tell you is that... Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.'

- Unknown*.

130. 'It's an avocado, thanks!'

- Unknown*.

 

*Do you know where this quote originated? Please email us to let us know at [email protected]

Written By
Divya Raghav

Divya Raghav dons many hats, that of a writer, a community manager, and a strategist. She was born and raised in Bangalore. After completing her Bachelor’s in Commerce from Christ University, she is pursuing her MBA at Narsee Monjee Institute of Management Studies, Bangalore. With diverse experience in finance, administration, and operations, Divya is a diligent worker known for her attention to detail. She loves to bake, dance, and write content and is an avid animal lover.

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