90 Best Funny Quotes For Kids That Will Make Them Laugh

Supriya Jain
Dec 12, 2023 By Supriya Jain
Originally Published on Mar 09, 2021
Edited by Luca Demetriou
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Children are the most precious treasures, full of wonder and excitement.

They are naturally curious about everything. More experience results in more learning, and learning should always be fun and exciting for young budding minds.

Their interpretation of their surrounding contributes positively to the shaping of their minds. Hence it is necessary to communicate and open your kid up to the right things.

The families, teachers, or mentors should focus on the motivational and inspiring ways that stimulate the kids to think positively about their social surroundings. It is also essential to recognize that every child is different and unique in their own sense.

A child might differ from others in their character, strength, preference, and abilities. It’s their uniqueness that makes them special. Hence the parents need to recognize and acknowledge the distinctiveness and encourage their kids accordingly.

The teaching should also be done with tenderness and should be filled with pleasure and fun. Here are many interesting and funny quotes for kids, which along with the entertainment and amusement.

If you like this article, do check out our funny dad quotes and [funny parenting quotes].

Best Quotes To Make Kids Laugh

Kids alone can melt any heart with their cuteness, naive understanding, and honesty. Their young minds are like clays that can be molded into brilliance with the right guidance.

How the kids are brought up today impacts the shaping of their future. Hence, to reward your baby with many joyful moments, and you with gratifying content, here are some funny quotes for kids that are more than loveable for all adults that give you a purpose in life.

Group Of Kids Playing Together

1. “Never follow anyone else’s path. Unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path.”

- Ellen DeGeneres.

2. “My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.”

- Bobby Boucher.

3. “I remember it like it was yesterday. Of course, I don’t really remember yesterday all that well.”

- Dory, ‘Finding Dory.’

4. “So please, oh please, we beg, we pray. Go throw your TV set away! And in its place you can install, a lovely bookshelf on the wall.”

- Roald Dahl, ‘Charlie And The Chocolate Factory.’

5. “Be awesome! Be a book nut!”

- Dr. Seuss.

6. “The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.”

- Erma Bombeck.

7. “He who laughs...lasts.”

- Erma Bombeck.

8. “Have you any idea how many children it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen? Three. It takes one to say,  ‘What light?’ and two more to say,‘I didn’t turn it on’ .”

- Erma Bombeck.

9. “Preferably the laugh out loud one since as adults we generally don't laugh enough. I really thought you already knew.”

- Unknown.

10. “Mother’s words of wisdom: ‘Answer me! Don’t talk with food in your mouth!’.”

- Erma Bombeck.

11. “There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.”

- Erma Bombeck.

12. “When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it’s a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.”

- Erma Bombeck.

13. “Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.”

- Phyllis Diller.

14. “The more you give away the more happy you become. Why fit in when you were born to stand out?”

- Dr. Suess.

15. “Row, row, row your boat. Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream.”

- Alice Munro.

Hilarious Quotes For Kids At Home

Hence it is an important responsibility to nurture the blooming buds with utmost care. Any individual who has been around kids knows what an elevating source of joy these munchkins can be.

They are the natural, authentic souls with ecstatic presence and sincere transparency. Read on for some short funny quotes for kids in your house while you enjoy some coffee.

16. “No one is perfect – that’s why pencils have erasers.”

- Wolfgang Riebe.

17. “Do a little more than you’re paid to. Give a little more than you have to. Try a little harder than you want to. Aim a little higher than you think possible, and give a lot of thanks to God for health, family, and friends.”

- Art Linkletter.

18. “Life itself is the most wonderful fairy tale.”

- Hans Christen Andersen.

19. “Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.”

- Dalai Lama.

20. “The secret of getting ahead is getting started.”

- Mark Twain.

21. “We must be the change we want to see.”

- Mahatma Gandhi.

22. “All it takes is Faith and Trust.”

- Peter Pan.

23. “Even miracles take a little time.”

- Fairy Godmother, ‘Cinderella.’

24. “Who says that my dreams have to stay just my dreams?”

- Ariel, ‘The Little Mermaid.’

25. “A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.”

- Jerry Seinfeld.

26. “Our fate lies within us, you only have to be brave enough to see it.”

- Merida, ‘Brave.’

27. “If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all.”

- Thumper, ‘Bambi.’

28. “Like so many things, it’s not what’s outside but what’s inside that counts.”

- Merchant, ‘Aladdin.’

29. “Sometimes the right path is not the easiest one.”

- Grandmother Willow, ‘Pocahontas.’

30. “Together, even the smallest can achieve the greatest goal.”

- A Bug’s Life.

Funny Kids Quotes And Sayings For A Hearty Laugh At Home

Kids can be easily triggered with strong emotions and feelings, making them smile, chuckle, cry, or even gaze in bewilderment. There is something about the unfiltered nature of a kid’s mind that drives them to do and say heaps of astonishing things.

Read on for truly funny quotes for kids about school along with amazing funny kids quotes that you can laugh away at in your house with some coffee.

31. “Good words are worth much, and cost little.”

- George Herbert.

32. “True humility is not thinking less of yourself: it is thinking of yourself less.”

- C.S. Lewis.

33. “The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.”

- Dorothy Parker.

34. “Politeness is a sign of dignity, not subservience.”

- Theodore Roosevelt.

35. “It’s our emotions and imperfections that make us human.”

- Clyde De Souza.

36. “Tenderness and kindness are not signs of weakness and despair, but manifestations of strength and resolution.”

- Kahlil Gibran.

37. “My daughter Will be late for school ..because She Can zip her jacket by herself.”

- Unknown*.

38. “There is nothing intelligent about not standing up for yourself. You may not win every battle. However, everyone will at least know what you stood for – you.”

- Shannon L. Alder.

39. “Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.”

- Paul Boese.

40. “Remember you’re the one who can fill the world with sunshine.”

- Snow White, ‘Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs.’

41. “A true hero isn’t measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart.”

- Hercules, ‘Hercules.’

42. “You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.”

- Christopher Robin, ‘Winnie The Pooh.’

43. “A little consideration, a little thought for others, makes all the difference.”

- Eeyore, ‘Winnie The Pooh.’

44. “Today is a good day to try.”

- Quasimodo, ‘The Hunchback Of Notre Dame.’

45. “Now, think of the happiest things. It’s the same as having wings.”

- Peter Pan, ‘Peter Pan.’

Inspirational Quotes And Sayings For Kids In The House

Whether it be funny Christmas quotes for kids or funny birthday quotes for kids, one can draw inspiration from them at home or in any of life's best moments. Read on for some of  the funniest quotes for kids as well as some hilarious parenting quotes that will make anything, even the coffee, taste better for all adults.

46. “Venture outside your comfort zone. The rewards are worth it.”

- Rapunzel, ‘Tangled.’

47. “To laugh at yourself is to love yourself.”

- Mickey Mouse.

48. “Every adventure requires a first step.”

- Alice, ‘Alice In Wonderland.’

49. “Don’t let what you can’t do stop you from doing what you can do.”

- John Wooden.

50. “It’s not what happens to you, but how you react to it that matters.”

- Epictetus.

51. “When you know better you do better.”

- Maya Angelou.

52. “Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.”

- Theodore Roosevelt.

53. “You always pass failure on the way to success.”

- Mickey Rooney.

54. “Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal.”

- Pamela Vaull Starr.

55. “The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you’ll go.”

- Dr. Seuss.

56. “Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts.”

- Albert Einstein.

57. “Winning doesn’t always mean being first. Winning means you’re doing better than you’ve done before.”

- Bonnie Blair.

58. “Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.”

- Benjamin Franklin.

59. “Well done is better than well said.”

- Benjamin Franklin.

60. “When in doubt, don’t.”

- Benjamin Franklin.

Incredible Funny Parenting Quotes And Ideas

There is something about parenting quotes that that every parent all over the world enjoys, whether at home or at work. People draw inspiration from them.

These parenting quotes help the parent enjoy the true pleasure of parenting. Read on for some of the most incredible parenting quotes as well as funny kids quotes, and inspirational quotes for kids, that you can use as something to be remembered for a lifetime.

61. “Beware of little expenses. A small leak will sink a great ship.”

- Benjamin Franklin.

62. “Lost time is never found again.”

- Benjamin Franklin.

63. “Honesty is the best policy.”

- Benjamin Franklin.

64. “Energy and persistence conquer all things.”

- Benjamin Franklin.

65. “He who falls in love with himself will have no rivals.”

- Benjamin Franklin.

66. “Do not fear mistakes. You will know failure. Continue to reach out.

- Benjamin Franklin.

67. “An apple a day, Keeps the Doctor away.”

- Benjamin Franklin.

68. "You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance."

Franklin P. Jones.

69. “The biggest thing I remember is that there was just no transition. You hit the ground diapering.”

- Paul Reiser.

70. “I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves.”

- Anna Quindlen.

71. “There comes a day when you’re gonna look around and realize happiness is where you are.”

- Chief Tui, ‘Moana.’

72. “When life gets you down, do you wanna know what you’ve gotta do? Just keep swimming!”

- Dory.

73. “Change is good.”

- Rafiki, ‘The Lion King.’

74. “You control your destiny — you don’t need magic to do it. And there are no magical shortcuts to solving your problems.”

- Merida, ‘Brave.’

75. “If you don’t think, then you shouldn’t talk.”

- March Hare, ‘Alice In Wonderland.’

Fantastic Parenting Quotes For A Busy Parent

Quotes about parenting that are meant for every parent have been authored by famous authors like Ray Romano, Dorothy Parker, Phyllis Diller, Milton Berle, John Wilmot, Nia Vardalos and several others. The purpose of parenting quotes is to let a parent enjoy everything about this experience. Read on for some truly fantastic parenting quotes.  

76. “Sometimes we only see how people are different from us. But if you look hard enough, you can see how much we’re all alike.”

- Jasmine, ‘Aladdin.’

77. “It’s up to you how far you’ll go. If you don’t try, you’ll never know.”

- Merlin, ‘The Sword In The Stone.’

78. “Beauty is found within.”

- Narrator, ‘Beauty And The Beast.’

79. “The only way to get what you want in this world is through hard work.”

- Tiana, ‘The Princess And The Frog.’

80. “Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.”

- Albert Einstein.

81. “Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why we call it ‘The Present.”

- Eleanor Roosevelt.

82. “It always seems impossible until it’s done.”

- Nelson Mandela.

83. “Never let the fear of striking out stop you from playing the game.”

- Babe Ruth.

84. “The capacity to learn is a gift; the ability to learn is a skill; the willingness to learn is a choice.”

- Brian Herbert.

85. “Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see, and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious.”

- Stephen Hawking.

86. “Practice isn’t the thing you do once you’re good. It’s the thing you do that makes you good.”

- Malcolm Gladwell.

87. “The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you.”

- B.B. King.

88. “You don’t learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over.”

- Richard Branson.

89. “Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. We are the change that we seek.”

- Barack Obama.

90. “You can, you should, and if you’re brave enough to start, you will.”

- Stephen King.

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Written by Supriya Jain

Bachelor of Commerce, Master of Business Administration specializing in Marketing

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Supriya JainBachelor of Commerce, Master of Business Administration specializing in Marketing

As a skilled member of the Kidadl team, Shruti brings extensive experience and expertise in professional content writing. With a Bachelor's degree in Commerce from Punjab University and an MBA in Business Administration from IMT Nagpur, Shruti has worked in diverse roles such as sales intern, content writer, executive trainee, and business development consultant. Her exceptional writing skills cover a wide range of areas, including SOP, SEO, B2B/B2C, and academic content.

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