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'Bob's Burgers' is a popular sitcom that ran for 11 seasons.

'Bob's Burgers', as the name suggests, is about Bob Belcher and his family and his burger restaurant which he has inherited from his family. If you think you would enjoy these quotes - why not take a step further and check out Tina Belcher quotes and Linda Belcher quotes as well?

Best 'Bob's Burgers' Quotes

Love for a family will never fade - even if there are fights

If you are looking for smart, good, and probably the funniest quotes around, look no further than the sitcom 'Bob's Burgers'. The show revolves around years of relations between the people of the Belcher family and how they tackle the big and little problems in their life with their kids and people at work. This kids' show truly set a mark as a good show - with some of the best, funniest quotes around. Whether you are looking for Louise 'Bob's Burgers' quotes or just the best quotes in general - read on!

1. "The real tragedy is that I don't have time to get nachos before we start."

– Linda Belcher.

2. "I know all sequels are good, but this is amazing."

-Louise Belcher.

3. "Wow, the red pairs nicely with the white."

– Bob Belcher.

4. "All the losers get stickers! Stickers of shame!"

-Linda Belcher.

5. "Say goodbye to the trucks, kids, because tomorrow we are taking back the street.”

-Bob Belcher.

6. "One man's trash is another man's Christmas gift for Dad!"

-Gene Belcher.

7. "Hell hath no fury like I DO, LOOOOOOGAN!"

– Louise Belcher.

8. "Well, I'm glad you kids are excited because I'm going to kill myself."

– Bob Belcher.

9. "Tina's killing it up there. And by 'it', I mean 'my interest'."

-Gene Belcher.

10. "No matter what I say, stop me when I've had sixteen."

-Linda Belcher.

11. "I don't appreciate your lack of sarcasm."

- Louise Belcher.

12. "Ooh, the south terminal. I bet they have sweet tea and lightning bugs."

-Gene Belcher.

13. "Bob Belcher: Twenty percent off an oil change -- we're probably supposed to be getting those.

Teddy: When was the last time you got one?

Bob: Last year, or, um, maybe the year before. I mean, definitely since Louise was born."

-'Bob's Burgers'.

14. “When I shut my eyes and cover my ears, I feel like I could spend the rest of my life with her”

- Gene Belcher.

15. "Why don't you try speaking in words instead of your DIRTY LIES!"

– Louise Belcher.

16. “Kids are horrible. Why do we keep making them?"

-Bob Belcher.

17. "Was it obvious I don't care?"

– Gene Belcher.

18. "Louise, you do not want that flu bug. I had it and it gave me weird fever dreams. I dreamt I was in a book club with my cousin Vanessa, but she was a werewolf."

— Linda Belcher.

19. “Quiet dignity? Have you met us?”

- Louise Belcher.

20. “My life is more difficult than anyone else’s on the planet, and YES, I’m including starving children so DON’T ASK.”

- Gene Belcher.

21. “Hi, my name’s Louise. I would like to donate a piece of my personal chalk, in case you need to outline a body.”  

-Louise Belcher.

22. "We could put on some Boyz II Men and I could slow dance."

– Jimmy Pesto, Jr.

23. "You're my family and I love you, but you're terrible. You're all terrible."

- Bob Belcher.

24. "We're Belchers! From the womb to the tomb!"

– Gene Belcher.

25. "Gene: Can you really put a price on love?

Louise: Yes, and it’s 20 dollars.”

-'Bob's Burgers'.

26. "If she was spice, she’d be flour”

- Louise.

27. "If we see any mermaids I’m gonna ask them where their merginas are."

-Critter.

28. "Bubba Gump, give us strength!"

-Gene Belcher.

29. “Let me see your 'everything is okay' face”

- Bob Belcher.

30. "I should write a parenting book. Call it, ‘Hey You, I Saw That! Put It Back!’"

— Linda Belcher.

31. "Oooooooh, mashed potatoes."

– Linda Belcher.

32. "Well, I decided to go join the birds. I eat lots of bread already and I’m tired of fighting. Goodbye!"

-Gene Belcher.

Tina 'Bob's Burgers' Quotes

Food has brought together families like nothing else

Little Tina is the hilarious daughter of Bob Belcher. A kids' favorite on the show - she is the best at whatever she does - be it something related to the family burger business, or at her work. She is related by blood to Gene and Louise Belcher - her siblings. With her little quips and quotes, Tina 'Bob's Burgers' quotes are bound to leave you laughing.

33. "I already picked a corner for the bathroom. That one, where I went."

- Tina Belcher.

34. "Dear Lord Santa, this year, please bless me with a calendar of Australian firefighters holding puppies in casual settings."

-Tina Belcher.

35. “Here’s a bunch of numbers. It may look random but it’s my phone number.”

- Tina Belcher.

36. "I'm a smart, strong, sensual woman."

– Tina Belcher.

37. "Bob: The recipe called for apple, but I used pears.

Tina: So bold."

-'Bob's Burgers'.

38. “I’m sick of acting like a dumb helpless girl just so a hot boy who dances his feelings will notice me”

-Tina Belcher.

39. "A no is a yes turned upside down."

-Tina Belcher.

40. "Dad, if you believe you're beautiful you will be. I did."

– Tina Belcher.

41. "It's a man cave. And Tina's going spelunking."

— Tina Belcher.

42. "I don’t need a boy to pay attention to me. I’ll pay attention to myself."

-Tina Belcher.

43. “If you need me I’ll be down here on the floor, dying.”

- Tina Belcher.

44. "Jenny: I'm here because Troop 119 has a mole!

Tina: I thought Katie just had a beauty mark."

-'Bob's Burgers'.

45. “I’ve logged over 3,000 fantasy hours on my relationship with Jimmy Jr., you don’t just throw that away!”

- Tina Belcher.

46. “We can make this work. We can work out a dating wheel, just like a chore wheel. Let’s put the try in triangle.”

-Tina Belcher.

47. "Time for the charm bomb to explode."

– Tina Belcher.

48. "Oh 'slow' you didn't!"

-Tina Belcher

49. "Frowny face? All I've been is super nice to you and this is the thanks I get? I loved you, I loved you like a horse, which is my favorite animal. You know what, let's just stop before we both say something we'll regret like that horses are better than cows. I regret that, but it's true."

- Tina Belcher.

50. "Oh, it’s okay. I guess I wasn’t meant to have a good life”

- Tina Belcher.

51. "‘Danger’ is my middle name. But I spell it R-U-T-H."

-Tina Belcher.

52. "Rudy: Tina, can I just say you inspire me.

Tina: I know."

-'Bob's Burgers'.

53. "She'll wear down your self esteem over a period of years"

-Tina Belcher.

54. "Do you think horses get songs stuck in their heads?"

- Tina Belcher.

55. "I love espresso, coffee, caffeinated teas, and then Jimmy Jr. In that order."

- Tina Belcher.

56. “Uhhhhhhhhhh”

– Tina Belcher.

57. "Brr. It sure is cold in here. I wish some strong, chivalrous man would lend me his jacket."

-Tina Belcher.

Hilarious 'Bob's Burgers' Quotes

Whenever we think of 'Bob's Burgers', we have related it to laughter. Some of the funniest quotes in sitcom history have originated from this show. So whether you are looking for a few chuckles at work - or a straight-up laugher session with your family - we recommend you tune into Bob and his burgers. But until then, read these quotes and laugh on!

58. "You should know when you hold hands with me, you're holding hands with everything I've ever eaten."

-Gene Belcher.

59. "Hey, Jennifer Slowpez! Get out of the way!"

- Linda Belcher.

60. "I wanna be the bad boy of ice pushing, like Elvis Stojco!"

-Gene Belcher.

61. "Remember, Tina—a nerd in the hand is worth…not really that much. Never mind."

- Louise Belcher.

62. "And I am Kate Bush."

-Louise Belcher.

63. "Bob Belcher: Gene, what are you wearing?

Gene Belcher: Trash fashion. I call it, 'trash-ion.'"

-'Bob's Burgers'.

64. "Bob, Gene, look at yourselves; you're father and son! You're supposed to love each other, not kill each other; this isn't the Bible!"

- Linda Belcher.

65. "I like to play with a yo-yo, so something comes back to me."

-Teddy.

66. "Linda, Torpedo Jones said he liked my burger! I want that on my tombstone. Seriously, I do."

- Bob Belcher.

67. "Camera, take the day off! I added ten pounds to myself!"

-Gene Belcher.

68. "Hard to hate a guy who gives you raisins!"

-Gene Belcher.

69. "He was just sitting there on someone's porch."

-Aunt Gayle.

70. "I guess when you’re hall monitor, you have to leave your feelings in your locker."

-Rudy.

71. “We have an Aunt Flo? She’s missed all my birthdays!”

-Gene Belcher.

72. "I've eaten nine birthday cakes, and I still feel empty."

- Gene Belcher.

73. "Rich people run funny. Must be all the money in their pockets."

-Linda Belcher.

74. “It’s not dinner, and it isn’t theater either. It’s like the imitation cheese of theater.”

-Bob Belcher.

75. "Bob: Anyway, I was just saying, I think it's important for your mom to get to do her own stuff. She's not just a mom, she's a person.

Gene: If she's not just a mom, then why is her name 'mom'?

Bob: Well, she's also Linda.

Gene: Sounds weird, but I believe you".

-'Bob's Burgers'.

76. "You know what they say, if you love something, let it go walking off in an airport."

-Louise Belcher.

77. "Dear Diary, how are you?

I am fine.

(sighs) Okay, I'm not fine.

You got me. God, you're good."

-Tina Belcher.

78. "Strawberry lemongrass is the flavor of our time!"

-Tammy.

79. "I made it rain shrimp! What did you ever do?"

-Louise Belcher.

80. "LORD SANTA STRIKE HIM DOWN!"

-Gene Belcher.

81. "Animal Control Officer: WHO'S IN CONTROL?!

Other Animal Control Officers: ANIMAL CONTROL!"

-'Bob's Burgers'.

82. "Two days until trick or treating. What am I supposed to eat until then? Other food?"

-Gene Belcher.

83. "Wow, running with a coffee table’s hard. No wonder no one does that"

-Teddy.

84. "It was a time in Japan when the evil monsters would attack the nice little villages for no good reason. And the only force in all of Japan who could stop them are…Hawk & Chick!"

-Louise Belcher.

85. "I can’t tell you my full name! You know Mom won’t tell me my middle name!"

-Gene Belcher.

86. "Gene Belcher: No one blackmails our sister but us!

Louise Belcher: Yeah! Messing with Tina is a privilege, not a right!"

-'Bob's Burgers'.

87. Teddy will eat whatever you put in front of him. Remember when he ate that receipt?

-Linda.

88. “I’m not afraid of ghosts. I’m not afraid of sharks. I’m not afraid of cancer. I’m just afraid of snakes! They really creep me out. Where are their arms and legs? It’s really not okay!”

-Gene.

89. "You’re just a box, aren’t you? I’m on a date with a box."

-Tina Belcher.

90. “What kind of God would give you those legs and no rhythm?”

-Gene Belcher.

91. “With four ears I can ignore you twice as hard.”

-Gene Belcher.

92. “Who’s better at math than a robot? They’re made of math!”

-Gene Belcher.

93. "I'm no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else."

-Tina Belcher.

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for 'Bob's Burgers' quotes then why not take a look at [Louise Belcher quotes], or 'Adventure Time' quotes.

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