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In 1990, 'Home Alone' became the highest-grossing movie of its time and made Macaulay Culkin a star.

'Home Alone' is a beloved family film, starring Culkin as Kevin McCallister. He is a boy who needs to protect his house from burglars when his family leaves him alone at home by accident.

In one of the pivotal scenes, Kevin says, "Everyone in this family hates me. I don't want a new family, I don't want any family", in an argument with his mother. Shortly after that, Kevin realizes that his wish came true. Initially, he feels very pleased with the idea of staying home alone; however, after a series of events that unfold, Kevin finds a new appreciation towards his family and the strength that comes from togetherness. His family also understands that they had not paid attention to their youngest member long before going on a trip.

This movie is about many things starting from everyday trivial issues in the family to the bonding that comes after separation from each other. More than anything, the moral of the story is to be aware and vigilant of the circumstances, be resourceful, and above all, keep calm while dealing with a threat to remain focused.

If you like going down memory lane with the spirit of these humorous quotes from 'Home Alone,' check out some more interesting Tim Burton quotes and Tina Belcher quotes to lift your mood instantly.

Famous 'Home Alone' Quotes

'Home Alone' emphasizes the importance of family time.

With a young boy like Kevin as the protagonist in the movie, there are many notable instances of food references to his credit. Starting with the film's opening where the McCallister household enjoys a fresh cheese pizza. Kevin is also seen munching popcorn and flakes when he first realizes he is home all by himself. Check out some of the most liked quotes on food moments.

1. "Guys, I'm eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me!"

― Kevin McCallister, 'Home Alone'.

2. "Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen."

― Kevin McCallister, 'Home Alone'.

3. "Fuller, go easy on the Pepsi."

― Leslie McCallister, 'Home Alone'.

4. "'Two scoops, sir?' 'Two? Make it three. I'm not driving.'"

― Kevin McCallister, 'Home Alone 2'.

5. "A lovely cheese pizza. Just for me."

― Kevin McCallister, 'Home Alone'.

6. "You guys give up? Or are you thirsty for more?"

― Kevin McCallister, 'Home Alone'.

Best 'Home Alone' Quotes

Christmas time together with 'Home Alone' is classic.

Kevin is the youngest child in the house, though he is mischievous and was fed up of being tormented by his siblings. In the latter half of the movie, he appears smart for his age to fend off the intruders, skillfully creating hilarious sequences. While this movie successfully created many laughs, it also managed to sprinkle a few heartwarming dialogues. Here are some of the hilarious and touching quotes on home and Christmas.

7. "I made my family disappear."

― Kevin McCallister, 'Home Alone'.

8. "Buzz, I'm reading through all your private stuff, you better come out and pound me!"

― Kevin McCallister, 'Home Alone'.

9. "Would you please tell him that instead of presents this year, I just want my family back."

― Kevin McCallister, 'Home Alone'.

10. "Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal."

― Gangster Johnny, 'Home Alone 2'.

11. "All kids, no parents. Probably a fancy orphanage."

― Harry Lime, 'Home Alone'.

12. "I don't want to sleep on the hide-a-bed with Fuller. If he has something to drink, he'll wet the bed."

― Kevin McCallister, 'Home Alone'.

13. "Is this toothbrush approved by the American Dental Association?"

― Kevin McCallister, 'Home Alone'.

14. "Merry Christmas little fella. We know that you're in there and that you're all alone."

― Harry Lime, 'Home Alone'.

15. "There are 15 people in this house and you’re the only one who has to make trouble."

― Kate McAllister, 'Home Alone'.

16. "Don’t you know a kid always wins against two idiots?"

― Kevin McAllister, 'Home Alone 2'.

17. "You can mess with a lot of things. But you can’t mess with kids on Christmas."

― Kevin McAllister, 'Home Alone 2'.

18. "I don’t care if I have to get out on your runway and hitchhike! If it costs me everything I own, if I have to sell my soul to the devil himself, I am going to get home to my son."

― Kate McAllister, 'Home Alone'.

19. "A, I’m not that lucky. Two, we use smoke detectors and D, we live on the most boring street in the whole United States of America, where nothing even remotely dangerous will happen. Period."

― Buzz McCallister, 'Home Alone'.

Funny 'Home Alone' Quotes

Fun trivia about Kevin's role is that he was aged eight and ten for the first and second parts of 'Home Alone,' although he played a seven/eight-year-old role in both parts. The third part of 'Home Alone' wrote for Culkin coming back as a teenager; the makers had to do away with the idea as Culkin refused to act. He stated that he no longer wished to do comedy movies and quit acting a couple of years earlier. But there are many more 'Home Alone' quotes that are worth revisiting; so, here are some of them.

20. "Look what you did you little jerk."

― Uncle Frank, 'Home Alone'.

21. "He's a kid. Kids are stupid."

― Marv Merchants, 'Home Alone'.

22. "This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. Did you hear me?"

― Kevin McCallister, 'Home Alone'.

23. "Beat that, you little trout sniffer."

― Buzz McAllister, 'Home Alone 2'.

24. "Keep the change, ya filthy animal."

― Gangster Johnny, 'Home Alone'.

25. "Buzz, your girlfriend...woof!"

― Kevin McCallister, 'Home Alone'.

26. "You can be too old for a lot of things, but you’re never too old to be afraid."

― Marley, 'Home Alone'.

27. "The little jerk is armed!"

― Marv Merchants, 'Home Alone'.

28. "You’re what the French call, les incompétents."

― Linnie McCallister, 'Home Alone'.

29. "Hey, hey, easy on the fluids pal. The rubber sheets are packed."

― Uncle Frank, 'Home Alone'.

30. "Harry Lime: Why the hell did you take your shoes off?

Marv Merchants: Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?"

― 'Home Alone'.

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for 'Home Alone' quotes then why not take a look at Tom Haverford quotes, or Tolkien quotes.

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