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'Hot Fuzz' is a Simon Pegg and Nick Frost action-comedy cop movie directed by Edgar Wright.
It got released in the theatres on 20 April 2007. The movie caught the attention in the box office with its amazing direction and comedy.
In this Edgar Wright direction, Nicholas Angel (Simon Pegg) is transferred from London to the village of Sandford and asked to work with a police officer, Danny Butterman (Nick Frost). A series of comedy entailed investigation starts by the Sandford police to find out the reason for mysterious accidental deaths in the small town of Sandford. Here is a set of the best 'Hot Fuzz' quotes that are as action-filled as the movie itself! You are sure to love these movie quotes from the hilarious cop movie.
'Hot Fuzz' Memorable Quotes
These quotes from 'Hot Fuzz' were deemed as iconic. Whether London or the countryside, these Hot Fuzz quotes were loved everywhere.
1."Nobody tells me nothing!"
2."Roy Porter: The way we see it it's all for the greater good.
Sergeant Nicholas Angel: Well that's as maybe but the laws the law and they will have to go."
3."You never took a short cut before?"
4."It's all right, Andy! It's just bolognaise!"
-DS Andy Andy Wainwright.
5."Is it true that there's a point on a man's head where if you shoot it, it will blow up?"
-PC Danny Butterman.
6."Why is everyone here eating chocolate cake?"
7.“I'm simply suggesting that young Peter be given a second chance, before he becomes just another crime statistic. I'm sure he's going to learn a valuable lesson.”
8."PC Danny Butterman: Have you ever fired two guns while jumping in the air?
Nicholas Angel: No.
PC Danny Butterman: Have you ever fired one gun while jumping in the air?"
9."Point Break or Bad Boys II?"
10."Inspector Frank Butterman: And he had one thing you haven't got.
Nicholas Angel: What's that, sir?
Inspector Frank Butterman: A great, big, bushy beard!"
11."I may not be a man of God, Reverend, but I know right, and I know wrong, and I have the good grace to know which is which."
12."Oh, he'll be in bits tomorrow."
13."You do know there are more guns in the country than there are in the city?"
-DS Andy Andy Wainwright.
14.“As much as I enjoyed your wild theories the truth is far less complex.”
15."Yeah. Maybe we should go on the bouncy castle to take our minds off it."
16.“Let us stop this mindless violence! My son, you may not be a man of God, but surely you are a man of peace.”
-Rev. Philip Shooter.
17."Nicholas Angel: I feel as if I should say something smart.
Danny Butterman: You don't have to say anything at all."
18.“Police work is as much about preventing crime as it is about fighting crime. Most importantly, it is about procedural correctness in the execution of unquestionable moral authority.”
19."[upon being presented with an obvious murder scene]
So... you're saying this wasn't an accident?"
-Sergeant Tony Fisher.
20.“I brought you into this world. I think is rather fitting I should take you out of it.”
-Dr Robin Hatcher.
21."Forget it, Nicholas... it's Sandford."
22.“Sergeant Butterman, the little hand says it’s time to rock and roll.”
24."Couldn't see his face, could I? Not made of eyes!"
25."[reading from his notepad] You're playing the male lead in a homage to William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet and you're late for the dress rehearsal. Do you think this is a sufficient reason to travel at 48 in a 30 zone?
26."Chief, we've just gotten reports of some hippie types messing with the recycling bins at the supermarket."
-PC Doris Thatcher.
Funniest Hot Fuzz Quotes
These hilarious 'Hot Fuzz' quotes are sure to tickle your funny bones.
27."You don't really wanna process all this lot do you? My pen's running out."
28.“PC Danny Butterman: Where's the trolley boy?
Nicholas Angel: In the freezer.
PC Danny Butterman: Did you say cool off?
Nicholas Angel: No I didn't say anything.”
29.“If we let you carry on running around town, you'll continue to be exceptional and we can't have that. You'll put us all out of a job.”
-Met Chief Inspector.
30."Nicholas Angel: Danny, this is murder.
PC Danny Butterman: It's not murder, it's ketchup.”
31."PC Danny Butterman: Did you take care of him?
Nicholas Angel: I threw him in the freezer.
PC Danny Butterman: Awwww... you shoulda said 'Cool off'.
Nicholas Angel: Well, you missed it earlier when I distracted him with the monkey and knocked him out and said 'Playtime's over'."
32."Nicholas Angel: Leslie Tiller was murdered!
DS Andy Cartwright: Just like Tim Messenger?
Nicholas Angel: Yes!
DS Andy Andy Wainwright: George Merchant?
DS Andy Cartwright: And Eve Draper?
DS Andy Andy Wainwright: Martin Blower?
Nicholas Angel: No, actually.
DS Andy Cartwright: Really?"
33.“PC Danny Butterman: I can't believe I shot someone.
Nicholas Angel: He's a doctor, he can deal with it.”
34."DS Andy Cartwright: Everybody and their mums is packing 'round here.
Nicholas Angel: Like who?
DS Andy Andy Wainwright: Farmers!
Nicholas Angel: Who else's?
DS Andy Cartwright: Farmer's mums!"
35."Nicholas Angel: It's Frank! He's appointed himself Judge, Jury and Executioner.
Danny Butterman: He's not Judge Judy, an Executioner."
36.“Nicholas Angel: Did you find anything?
DS Andy Wainwright: Yeah, I looked at my watch, and I found out that it's way past time to stop working and that I should be at the pub.”
37.“I'm sure if we bashed your head in, all sorts of secrets would come tumbling out.”
38."Nicholas Angel: Sorry I didn't mean to upset the apple-kart.
DS Andy Cartwright: Ya, cause we all sell apples round here don't we."
39."Nicholas Angel: All right, what about this guy? Ask yourself, why has he got his hat pulled down like that?
Danny Butterman: He's ugly.
Nicholas Angel: Or, he doesn't want you to see his face.
Danny Butterman: 'Cause he's ugly."
40."Nicholas Angel: With all due respect sir. You can't just make people disappear.
Met Chief Inspector: Yes I can I'm the Chief inspector."
41.“PC Danny Butterman: What's it like being stabbed?
Nicholas Angel: It was the single most painful experience of my life.
PC Danny Butterman: What's the second most painful?”
42."Joyce Cooper: I'm Joyce Cooper, and I trust you had a pleasant trip, Fascist!
Nicholas Angel: I beg your pardon?
Joyce Cooper: [indicating her crossword] 'System of government, characterized by extreme dictatorship,' Seven across.
Nicholas Angel: Oh, I see. It's 'Fascism'."
43.“Nicholas Angel: When’s your birthday?
Underage Drinker: 22nd Of February.
Nicholas Angel: What Year?
Underage Drinker: Every Year.”
44."DS Andy Cartwright: Here, what else you got, Crockett and Tubby?
Nicholas Angel: Skid marks.
DS Andy Wainwright: Now who's being childish?"
45."Nicholas Angel: Well, actually, uh, I could probably make my own way up. Hag!
Joyce Cooper: [looking up] I beg your pardon?
Nicholas Angel: [indicating the crossword] 'Evil old woman, considered frightful or ugly', Twelve down."
46."Danny Butterman: I've never shot anyone before.
Nicholas Angel: Believe me Danny, it's not something you ever get used to."
47."PC Doris Thatcher: Yeah, accidents happen all the time. What makes you think it was MURDER?
Nicholas Angel: BECAUSE I WAS THERE!!!"
48."[encountering Danny Butterman, who Nicholas previously arrested for drunk driving, in uniform for the first time]
Nicholas Angel: Why are you dressed as a police officer?
Danny Butterman: ... Because I am one?"
49."Nicholas Angel: Do I have any choice in this?
Met Sergeant: Neewww.
Nicholas Angel: Sergeant, I kinda like it here."
50. "PC Danny Butterman: I want to do what you do!
Nicholas Angel: You do do what I do! What on earth do you think your missing out on?"
51. "Inspector Frank Butterman: I suppose you're wondering why we call them the "Andies"?
Nicholas Angel: They're both called Andrew?
Inspector Frank Butterman : [delighted] They said you were good!
Danny Butterman: Also because talking to them is an uphill struggle, isn't it, Dad?
[Danny gets hit on the head with a wastepaper basket]"
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