35 Mr. Krabs Quotes From 'SpongeBob SquarePants'
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Eugene H. Krabs or Mr. Krabs is a businessman with a restaurant in 'Spongebob Squarepants'.
Mr. Krabs' first appearance was in 'Help Wanted' in 1999. Today he is famously known as the owner of Krusty Krab which employs Spongebob and Squidward in the series 'Spongebob Squarepants'.
Mr. Krabs, even as the owner of Krusty Krab, is quite greedy for money and one of the top free-loaders. Although, he truly loves his daughter Pearl and goes to any lengths to make her smile.
Eugene is in a romantic relationship with another character named Puff and abhors his old friend named Plankton. One of the popular Mr. Krabs quotes is, "I'm feelin' like a total barnacle head!"
There are also some fun quotes when Squidward is mean to Mr. Krabs for being greedy asking "One hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?".
The whole series is a fun encounter of such quotes about money, Eugene, Krusty Krab, and more. Check the list below for more amazing Mr. Krabs quotes about money.
For something more do check out Spongebob quotes and Squidward quotes.
Most Funny Mr. Krabs Quotes
Here are a few quotes that you wouldn't ever want to miss out on.
1. "What doesn't kill you, usually succeeds in the second attempt."
- Krabs.
2. "Here’s that paycheck I owe ya, plus a bonus. Well, here’s your paycheck anyway."
- Krabs.
3. "Just go out there and give him what he needs. Pour on the charm. Sweet talk him."
- Krabs.
4. "I don't get it. If a free salad bar won't bring in new customers... what will?"
- Krabs.
5. "That sounded like hatch doors. Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell."
- Krabs.
6. "What's this 'we' stuff? You fed him the tainted patty. Looks like it's the stony lonesome for you!"
- Krabs.
7. "That Plankton is a clever beast. You’ve got to keep a sharp eye out for him, SpongeBob."
- Krabs.
8. "Spongebob: I used to have a dream.
Eugene: Yeah? I used to have a kidney stone. Everything passes eventually."
- 'Spongebob Squarepants', 1999.
9. "Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it!"
- Krabs.
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10. "This nose can smell laziness for up to 10,000 leagues! … I’ll give you a break you’ll not soon forget!"
- Krabs.
11. "Listen, instead of killing yourselves, I've got something really important for you to do for me. Now, are you men ready for your super...special....secret....assignment?"
- Krabs.
12. "I can think of 10 good reasons to never let go of a dime."
- Krabs.
13. "It's money that paid for all them renovations we did! Oh, nothing in all the seven seas could matter more. Not even that... Hmm?...scrumptious, curvy cutie."
- Krabs.
14. "Oh, yes you do, no world means no money, so, either save the world, or you're fired!"
- Krabs.
15. "Nay, I could never harm the lad. His absence has taught me that much. And I'm not just talking about the money I'm losing with him gone."
- Krabs.
16. "Listen here, ya little barnacle. No one and I means no onecan ever know about this. It'll be the end of you, it'll be the end of me. And worst of all, it'll be the end of me!"
- Krabs.
Mr. Krabs Greedy Quotes
Mr. Krabs wouldn't let a single dollar go to waste. These top quotes from 'Spongebob Squarepants', all show his true character.
17. "Cheer up? How can I cheer up... when you're spending all me hard-earned cash?!"
- Krabs.
18. "If I don't make any money today I'll surely break out in a rash!"
- Krabs.
19. "What the devil fish is going on out here?! Time is money! And if you boys are wasting time, then you're wasting money! And that's just sick!"
- Krabs.
20. "We had an agreement, boy. You ain't supposed to spend any of me money!"
- Krabs.
21. "Give to the Children's fund? What have the children ever done for me?"
- Krabs.
22. "One of everything?! Whoopee! I love Bubble Buddy! Squidward, show our best customer to his table."
- Krabs.
23. "Congratulations, sir! You have just given me my one-millionth dollar!"
- Krabs.
24. "Counting my money. Money sweeter than honey. Money money this, money money that. Profit will make me wallet fat!"
- Krabs.
25. "The money is always right!"
- Krabs.
26. "You come with me on the date and don't let me spend any money. Now, remember, we keep it cheap by going to the park. And no matter how much I ask you, you don't give me any of me money. Now give me a dollar."
- Krabs.
27. "A 5 letter word for happiness - MONEY."
- Krabs.
Memorable Mr. Krabs Quotes From 'Spongebob Squarepants'
Smell some money? It's probably Mr. Krabs in the neighborhood. These fun quotes by him are quite memorable from the series.
28. "Don't blame yourself, boy. No friendship can withstand the allure of a Krabby Patty. Now, let's go back to the Krusty Krab and have a fresh one, on me."
- Krabs.
29. "Well, if I was a robot, which I’m not, at least I’m well put together."
- Krabs.
30. "Ah, SpongeBob, you wouldn't last even one day in the wild. This is your natural habitat. This is your wide open range. These are your amber waves. And this oh, this is your golden scepter, with which you rule! That's better than nasty old jellyfish, right, SpongeBob?"
- Krabs.
31. "Eugene: Patrick, you're fired.
Patrick: But I don't even work here.
Eugene: How would you like a job, starting now?
Patrick: Boy, I would.
Eugene: You're fired."
- 'Spongebob Squarepants', 1999.
32. "You wouldn't know cool if I locked you in the freezer!"
- Krabs.
33. "A blood nose, eh? Do ya think I was born yesterday? He doesn't even have a nose. Get back to work all of you! I’m not running a happy factory here."
- Krabs.
34. "I was five years old and my father gave me a dollar. I loved that dollar. Loved it like a brother. Me and that dollar went everywhere together."
- Krabs.
35. "Ice? Ice? You want ice? Is that what you want, you want ice? Is that what you want?"
- Krabs.
Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotesfor everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for Mr. Krabs quotes then why not take a look at Homer Simpsons quotes or Futurama quotes.
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