12+ 'Napoleon Dynamite' Quotes From The Film & TV Series
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'Napoleon Dynamite' has completed almost fifteen years in present time, still loved and adored by people around, being one of the most successful short films that turned into a national movie, earning millions through domestic market and DVD sales in 2004.
We are here with a collection of best 'Napoleon Dynamite' quotes along with 'Napoleon Dynamite' Rex quotes, 'Napoleon Dynamite' Tina quotes, napoleon dynamite uncle Rico quotes and many other interesting quotes from different character for you to enjoy.
It is one of the most loved comedies that is unique, dealing with the unconventional kids of high school in rural Idaho, which was very relatable.
When Pedro says, "If I win, you can be my secretary or something" to Napoleon Dynamite, we were laughing out loud! Read on for some more hilarious quotes.
'Napoleon Dynamite' is a comedy classic gem that was released in 2004 and was loved by people as it is very raw, believable and focused on the story of Napoleon (Jon Heder), an odd kid in high school. Let’s take a look at some of the best quotes from ‘Napoleon Dynamite’ that you are sure to enjoy.
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Best 'Napoleon Dynamite' Movie Quotes
'Napoleon Dynamite' is a gem and cult classic full of hilarious one liner and dialogues that are sure to make you roll with laughter. It is a high school drama that outlined the story of odd kids in the most hilarious way possible.
Let’s take a look at some of the 'Napoleon Dynamite' best quotes and sayings along with more funny movie quotes.
1. “Napoleon: Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Kip.
Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes...all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.
Napoleon: Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time.
Kip: Try and hit me, Napoleon.
Napoleon: What?
Kip: I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me.”
- ‘Napoleon Dynamite’ (2004).
2. “Really? It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.”
- Napoleon Dynamite, ‘Napoleon Dynamite’ (2004).
3. “I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.”
- ‘Napoleon Dynamite’ (2004).
4. “Kid on Bus: What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?
Napoleon: Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!”
- ‘Napoleon Dynamite’ (2004).
5. “Dave: Hey, Napoleon. I hear you're in a club for girls.
Napoleon Dynamite: Shut up, I am not.
Dave: Yeah? Why are you in the Happy Hands Club then?
Napoleon Dynamite: 'Cause I didn't have a freakin' choice. All the other sweet clubs were filled up. Gosh!”
- ‘Napoleon Dynamite’ (2004).
6. “Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?!”
- ‘Napoleon Dynamite’ (2004).
Funny 'Napoleon Dynamite' Quotes.
‘Napoleon Dynamite’ (2004) is a gold mine of hilarious and funny quotes said in each and every scene of the movie, keeping us intact. And let’s not underestimate the dialogues as well as their delivery in the most hilarious and funny ways.
Let’s take a look at some of the famous 'Napoleon Dynamite' quotes along with 'Napoleon Dynamite' tots quotes.
7. “Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the food.”
- Napoleon, ‘Napoleon Dynamite’ (2004).
8. “Uncle Rico: I'm gonna tell you somethin' right now. While you're out there playing patty cake with your friend Pedro, your Uncle Rico is makin' 120 bucks.
Napoleon Dynamite: I could make that much money in five seconds!”
- ‘Napoleon Dynamite’ (2004).
'Napoleon Dynamite' Pedro Quotes
Pedro Sanchez played by Efren Ramirez is Napoleon's best friend and an exchange student who is shy and quiet and is always serious. He is the only one in school with a mustache, and rides a bicycle which is the reason that Napoleon wants to befriend him.
Let’s take a look at some of the best Pedro quotes for you to enjoy along with 'Napoleon Dynamite' birthday quotes and 'Napoleon Dynamite' brother quotes.
9. “If you vote for me all of your wildest dreams will come true. Thank you.”
- Pedro, ‘Napoleon Dynamite’ (2004).
10. “Napoleon Dynamite: Well, nobody's going to go out with me!
Pedro: Have you asked anybody yet?
Napoleon Dynamite: No, but who would? I don't even have any good skills.
Pedro: What do you mean?
Napoleon Dynamite: You know, like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!
Pedro: Aren't you pretty good at drawing, like animals and warriors and stuff?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yes... Probably the best that I know of.
Pedro: Just draw a picture of the girl you want to take out...and give it to her for like a gift or something.
Napoleon Dynamite : That's a pretty good idea.”
- ‘Napoleon Dynamite’ (2004).
11. “Pedro: Do you think people will vote for me?
Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes! I'd vote for you.
Pedro: Like what are my skills?
Napoleon Dynamite: Well, you have a sweet bike. And you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache.”
- ‘Napoleon Dynamite’ (2004).
'Napoleon Dynamite' Kip Quotes
Kipland Ronald Dynamite is another hilarious character, who is the brother of Napoleon and is played by Aaron Ruell. Kip is pale and skinny but still manages to get a lot of chicks. Let’s take a look at some of the best Kip quotes to keep you entertained.
12. “Napoleon: Well, will you do me a favor then? Can you bring me my ChapStick?
Kip: No, Napoleon.
Napoleon: But my lips hurt real bad!
Kip: Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has, like, five sticks in her drawer.
Napoleon: I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko!
Kip: See ya.
Napoleon: Ugh! Idiot!”
- ‘Napoleon Dynamite’ (2004).
'Napoleon Dynamite' Deb Quotes
One of the other interesting characters from the movie is Deb, played by Tina Majorino, who is local glam shot producer and is friends with Napoleon and Pedro. She is another unpopular kid of their high school and suffers with social anxiety.
She also has a major crush on Napoleon. So, let’s take a look at some of the best Deb quotes and sayings that displays her character perfectly.
13. “Deb: And here we have some boondoggle keychains, a must-have for the season's fashion.
Napoleon Dynamite: I've already made like an infinity of those at Scout camp.
Deb: Well, is anyone else here? I'm trying to earn money for college.
Kip: Your mom goes to college!”
- ‘Napoleon Dynamite’ (2004).
14. “Deb: It's Deb and I am calling to let you know that I think that you are a shallow friend.
Napoleon Dynamite: What the heck are you even talking about?”
- ‘Napoleon Dynamite’ (2004).
Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for 'Napoleon Dynamite' quotes from the film and TV series, then why not take a look at 'The Simpsons' quotes, or Johnny bravo quotes.
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Luca DemetriouBachelor of Arts specializing in English and Drama, Master of Arts specializing in Performance: Design and Practice
Experienced in writing and sub-editing, Luca holds a Bachelor's in English Literature and Drama from the University of Birmingham, where he served as the culture editor at Redbrick Paper. He is currently pursuing a Master's in Performance: Design and Practice at the University of the Arts in London, showcasing his passion for the arts, performance, and history. With a keen interest in traveling, Luca enjoys exploring new cultures and experiencing diverse perspectives.
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