81 Sarcastic Love Quotes To Make All Romantics Laugh

Sarcasm is a form of mockery where irony is used, and in today's world, it is one of the most popular and funny forms of communication.

Sarcasm is mostly used in the spoken word but can also be used via physical expression. To be sarcastic often means to have a dry sense of humor and to mark cutting, witty remarks.

Love and sarcasm might seem like a mismatch, but sarcasm can actually be a great part of any loving relationship. To respond to our friends who ask for our advice about their love lives, we can use sarcasm to add a humorous touch to the situation.

We can also use funny sarcastic jokes with our partner, to lighten up any situation. Sarcastic quotes about love, we believe, are so much fun and can be used every day with those we love, whether you are single or in a relationship.

We have put together a list of the best sarcastic quotes about love that will make you, your friends, and your family chuckle. Keep these funny sarcastic love quotes in mind and wait for the perfect opportunity to say them around friends and family who may require some mischief and fun!

If you like these funny sarcastic quotes about love, you can also check out these sarcastic quotes and sarcastic inspirational quotes to read more funny sarcastic quotes to make you laugh in every single situation.

The Best Sarcastic Love Quotes

Are you ready to find the best sarcastic quotes about love from around the world? Here, you will find the best love quotes and sayings with an extra pinch of sarcasm. These sarcastic quotes can make you laugh every day.

1. "My wife is really sentimental. One Valentine’s Day I gave her a ring and to this day she has never forgotten those three little words that were engraved inside — Made in Taiwan."

- Leopold Fechner.

2. "Love is sharing your popcorn."

- Charles Schultz.

3. "Romantic love is a mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one."

- Fran Lebowitz.

4. "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."

- Oscar Wilde.

5. "Love is a lot like a toothache. It doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there."

- George Burns.

6. "Love is a two-way street constantly under construction."

- Carroll Bryant.

7. "I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

- Rita Rudner.

8. "What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds."

- Cindy Garner.

9. "When you are missing someone, time seems to move slower, and when I'm falling in love with someone, time seems to be moving faster."

-​ Taylor Swift.

10. "A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks."

- Charles Gordy.

11. "A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished."

- Zsa Zsa Gabor.

12. "Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses."

- Thomas Dewar.

13. "I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here."

- Stephen Bishop.

14. "I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception."

- Groucho Marx.

15. "If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito."

- Reba McEntire.

16. "Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, only with what you are expecting to give - which is everything,"

-​ Katharine Hepburn.

17. "Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery."

- Fulton J. Sheen.

18. "Sincerest love is the love of food."

- George Bernard Shaw.

19. "Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell."

- Joan Crawford.

20. "If you text 'I love you' to a person and the person writes back an emoji — no matter what that emoji is, they don't love you back."

- Chelsea Peretti.

21. "Admit when you are wrong. Shut up when you are wrong."

- John Gottman.

22. "If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire."

- George Carlin.

23. "My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met."

- Rodney Dangerfield.

24. "We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops."

- Henny Youngman.

25. "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?"

- Elbert Hubbard.

26. "Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are."

- Will Ferrell.

27. "Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight."

- Phyllis Diller.

28. "I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met."

- Steven Wright.

29. "My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me."

- Garry Shandling.

30. "The first draft of my vows, which I wrote the day after we got engaged, clocked in at around 70 pages."

- Leslie,'Parks And Recreation'.

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31. "I’m sorry did I roll my eyes out loud?"

- Unknown*.

32. "Between men and women, there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship."

- Oscar Wilde.

33. "You repulse me the least."

- Unknown*.

34. "Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache."

- Mae West.

35. "Love is a temporary insanity curable by marriage."

- Ambrose Bierce.

36. "Being in love is the worst. I mean it’s the best, but it's so hard and scary to open your heart to someone… But the point is, vulnerability is the key to happiness."

-​ Amy Poehler.

37. "When you’re in love, it’s the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life."

- Richard Lewis.

38. "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."

- Groucho Marx.

39. "Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in."

- Richard Jeni.

40. "Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them."

- Bill Maher.

41. "I asked my dad once, ‘How did you and Mum stay married for 33 years?’ And he said, ‘Well, we never wanted to get divorced at the same time.'"

- Gwyneth Paltrow.

42. "Alcohol may be man's worst enemy but the Bible says to love your enemy."

- Frank Sinatra.

43. "Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome."

- Oscar Levant.

44. "Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery."

- Erma Bombeck.

45. "Some women choose to follow men, and some women choose to follow their dreams. If you're wondering which way to go, remember that your career will never wake up and tell you that it doesn't love you anymore."

- Lady Gaga.

46. "Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence."

- Murphy’s Laws.

47. "I spent 27 years not being married, and I kinda got used to it. For the first year of our marriage, I still would give people gifts and write ‘Love, Carrie,’ and I’m like, OK, now I’m ‘Carrie and Mike.’ There’s two of us now."

- Carrie Underwood.

48. "We have a couple of rules in our relationship. The first rule is that I make her feel like she’s getting everything. The second rule is that I actually do let her have her way in everything. And, so far, it’s working."

- Justin Timberlake.

49. "The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he’s a baby."

- Natalie Wood.

50. "Every once in a while I can catch a glimpse of her when she doesn’t see me looking, and I have this moment where I’m like, ‘If you only make bad decisions for the rest of your life, you made one really good decision.'"

- Justin Timberlake.

51. "An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her."

- Agatha Christie.

52. "Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner."

- Jerry Seinfeld.

53. "Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family."

- Chelsea Handler.

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54. "I am not young enough to know everything."

- Oscar Wilde.

55. "If love is the answer, could you please re-phrase the question?"

- Lily Tomlin.

56. "Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."

- Jack London.

57. "I love you in a way that's nauseating to others."

- Unknown*.

58. "Women love a self-confident bald man."

- Larry David.

59. "When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain."

- Mark Twain.

60. "Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest."

- Professor Irwin Corey.

61. "If only one could tell true love from false love as one can tell mushrooms from toadstools."

- Katherine Mansfield.

62. "I love love, and I’m very hopeful and was raised on all the fairy tales everyone else had. I just noted that everyone’s mom was dead and real princesses get beheaded, so I just have a more realistic take on it."

- Amy Schumer.

Funny Sarcastic Love Quotes

Why not read these funny and sarcastic quotes about love that will make you laugh. These funny sarcastic quotes about love can be used by taken or single people at any time. Which of these funny sarcastic quotes will make you laugh?

63. "He was happily married - but his wife wasn't."

- Victor Borge.

64. "I don't remember, you looking any better... But then again, I don't remember you."

- John Mayer, 'Who Says'.

65. “Sometimes I Need What Only You Can Provide: Your Absence.”

-  Ashleigh Brilliant.

66. "If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married."

- Katharine Hepburn.

67. "If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something."

- Murphy’s Laws.

68. "Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway."

- Joey Adams.

69. "She's your lobster... It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You can actually see old lobster couples, walking around their tank, you know, holding claws."

- Phoebe,'Friends'.

70. "Women love a self-confident bald man."

- Larry David.

71. "Give your relationship attention like you would a plant. You have to water it every day and give it sunshine. So put your man out in the sun and spray him with a hose."

- Whitney Cummings.

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72. "As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: you can be right or you can be happy."

- Ralphie May.

73. "My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning."

- Ray Romano.

74. "People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy."

- Bob Hope.

75. "Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe."

- Jackie Mason.

76. "People should fall in love with their eyes closed."

- Andy Warhol.

77. "Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing."

- Natasha Leggero.

78. "Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers."

- Richard Pryor.

79. "Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener."

- Pauline Thomason.

80. "Love is a two-way street constantly under construction."

- Carroll Bryant.

81. "I went out with a guy once who told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, 'I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around.'"

- Chelsea Handler.

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