28 Best Daffy Duck Quotes To Make You Laugh

Supriya Jain
Dec 12, 2023 By Supriya Jain
Originally Published on Feb 19, 2021
Edited by Luca Demetriou
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We have the best Daffy Duck quotes for you.

Oh, Daffy Duck, you’re just so iconic. 'Looney Tunes' has always been an extremely popular animated series among the kids and adults alike.

Daffy Duck is a cartoon character, animated and produced by the Warner Bros. This character has appeared in cartoon series like 'Looney Tunes' and 'Merrie Melodies'.

He is typically depicted as a foil for another character named Bugs Bunny. Daffy is more accurately termed as an anti-hero and can even become a leading villain as you'll find in these Daffy Duck quotes. Fun fact: Daffy Duck came before Donald Duck!

And of course, remembrance of our childhoods is always joyful. Hence, we’ve laid down the best Daffy duck quotes to make you laugh.

Make sure you also check our articles on cartoon quotes and Bugs Bunny quotes as you finish with this one. 

Best Daffy Duck Quotes Funny

A typical gag used for Daffy is a tendency to go on a long rant, complaining about a subject and then ending it by saying “Sakes,” “Sufferin’ succotash!”, which is said to be a minced oath of “Suffering Saviour.” Daffy duck quotes, indeed, never fail to make us laugh.

Here are plenty of Daffy Duck quotes, funny quotes and sayings and more that will surely make you giggle.

1. “Bugs Bunny: That’s terrific, Daffy! They loved it. They want more.

Daffy Duck: [as a ghost rising to heaven] I know, I know, but I can only do it once.”

- 'Loony Tunes'.

2. “It’s supply and demand! They supply the ghost, and I demand the money!”

- Daffy Duck, 'Loony Tunes'.

3. “Daffy: So, what do you think? Could today end our mutual hatred?

Marvin: Highly unlikely, Dodgers. Whether at war or peace, I shall always loathe you!

Daffy: You shall always love me? Eeeew!

Marvin: I said loathe, you idiot!

Daffy: Did not!

Marvin: Did too!

Daffy: You love a duck!

Marvin: I do not!

Daffy: Do too!”

- 'Looney Tunes'.

4. “Daffy: Relax, sister. I don’t know the meaning of the word fear!

Yosemite Sam: say your prayers, Duck!

Daffy: Fear: Noun. A state of terror. Yaaaaah!”

- 'Merrie Melodies'.

5. “Bugs: Now it’s my turn to do an act.

Daffy: Go ahead! I’d love to see the audience boo you off the stage!”

- 'Looney Tunes'.

6. “Daffy: You wasted a wish! I wish that burrito was stuck on your big dumb nose!

Speedy Gonzales: [the burrito appears on his nose] Help! Get it off. I can’t breathe nothing but burrito!

Daffy: Well Sam, it looks like we’ll have to use your wish to get the burrito off his nose. It’s the only humane thing to do. Sam? Sam?

Yosemite Sam: Too late, Duck, I already wished for a pirate ship. After I sink a certain pesky rabbit, I’ll come back and pick you up!”

- 'Merry Melodies'.

7. “Go on! Shoot me again! I enjoy it! I love the smell of burnt feathers and gunpowder and cordite!”

- Daffy Duck, 'Loony Tunes'.

8. “Wait! I haven’t tried toadying, kowtowing and butt-kissing yet! I’m still begging here!”

- Daffy Duck, 'Loony Tunes'.

9. “Just call Daffy Duck, Bugs Bunny and Porky Pig, paranormalists at large. Spooks spooked, goblins gobbled, UFOs K.O.ed, aliens alienated, vampires evaporated, and monsters remonstrated.”

- Daffy Duck, 'Loony Tunes'.

10. “You say the Loch Ness Monster is living in your jacuzzi? Well, call Roto-Rooter!”

- Daffy Duck, 'Loony Tunes'.

Iconic Daffy Duck Quotes

Apart from “You’re deththpicable being! which is one of the most famous Daffy Duck quotes, here are a few other iconic Daffy Duck quotes, from one of the most famous animated characters.

11. “Butler: [answers door] Yeeeessss?

Daffy Duck: Your troubles are over, Jeeves! Leave me to your stricken master.

Butler: Be gone!

Daffy Duck: Can’t go in, huh?

Butler: Eeh, no.

Daffy Duck: Oh well, no hard feelings, shake [shocks Butler with hand buzzer, squirts him with flower, hits him in the face with a cigarette box, and tickles him].”

- 'Looney Tunes'.

12. “Daffy:...Champagne nights, tropical music and a heavy bank account!

Butler: No no!

Daffy Duck: Yes yes! But you weren’t clever enough, were you John, alias Johnny, alias Jack, alias Jackie? Whew! What’s Humphrey Bogart got that I ain’t got?”

- 'Loony Tunes'.

13. “Ha! Pronoun problems. It’s not ‘shoot you, shoot you’, it’s ‘shoot me, shoot me’. So, go ahead, shoot me, shoot me, Blam!...You’re despicable.”

- Daffy Duck, 'Loony Tunes'.

14. “Ho! Ha-ha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust!”

- Daffy Duck, 'Loony Tunes'.

15. “Bugs Bunny: No, you idiot! Ask a woman!

Daffy Duck: Ask a woman? But I have horrible luck with women!”

- 'Looney Tunes'.

16. “I hate it when people are at you house and ask, ‘hey do you have a bathroom?’ No not at all...”

- Daffy Duck, 'Loony Tunes'.

17. “If you’re happy and you know it, you're probably annoying someone who isn’t.”

- Daffy Duck, 'Loony Tunes'.

18. “Just when I’m getting used to the voices in my head, one of them starts stuttering.”

- Daffy Duck, 'Loony Tunes'.

19. “I have PMA (Positive Mental Attitude).

I am positive, I am mental and I know I have attitude.”

- Daffy Duck, 'Loony Tunes'.

20. “You’re despicable!!”

- Daffy Duck, 'Loony Tunes'.

Funny Daffy Duck Quotes

If Daffy Duck is one funny character, then Daffy Duck quotes, funny as they are, will surely make you giggle. No matter what is the occasion, Daffy Duck quotes will make you laugh hysterically. Read on for some of the best Daffy Duck quotes that you will enjoy more and more every time you read them.

21. “I’m in my own little word. But it’s okay, they know me here.”

- Daffy Duck, 'Loony Tunes'.

22. “Me? Normal? How dare you insult me like that?”

- Daffy Duck, 'Loony Tunes'.

23. “Help me, please. I’m too moist and tender to retire.”

- Daffy Duck, 'Loony Tunes'.

24. “Yikes, and away!”

- Daffy Duck, 'Loony Tunes'.

25. “I don't want to be grown up anymore.”

- Daffy Duck, 'Loony Tunes'.

26. “I didn’t say I would be nice. I said I would try. It was too hard.”

- Daffy Duck, 'Loony Tunes'.

27. “I’m not like other people, I can’t stand pain, it hurts me.”

- Daffy Duck, 'Loony Tunes'.

28. "If you're gonna be two-faced sweetie, then atleast make one of them pretty!"

- Daffy Duck, 'Loony Tunes'.

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for Daffy duck quotes, then why not take a look at Donald Duck quotes, or Tweety Bird quotes.

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Written by Supriya Jain

Bachelor of Commerce, Master of Business Administration specializing in Marketing

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Supriya JainBachelor of Commerce, Master of Business Administration specializing in Marketing

As a skilled member of the Kidadl team, Shruti brings extensive experience and expertise in professional content writing. With a Bachelor's degree in Commerce from Punjab University and an MBA in Business Administration from IMT Nagpur, Shruti has worked in diverse roles such as sales intern, content writer, executive trainee, and business development consultant. Her exceptional writing skills cover a wide range of areas, including SOP, SEO, B2B/B2C, and academic content.

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