41 'Pinky And The Brain' Quotes From 'The Animaniacs'

Martha Martins
Dec 12, 2023 By Martha Martins
Originally Published on Mar 17, 2021
Edited by Luca Demetriou
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'Pinky And The Brain' is a very popular American cartoon series written and created by Tom Ruegger in collaboration with Steven Spielberg.

It first was premiered on Kids WB on the 9 September 1995, and first had appeared as a recurring parody on 'Animaniacs'.  It is centered on two lab mice named Brain, who is a genius mouse with a thirst for world domination, and his sidekick Pinky who is deemed "insane".

Here is a list of some of the funniest, quotes from 'Pinky And The Brain' that will take all nostalgic Animaniacs and fans of this show, down memory lane.

If you like our content, you can check out other amazing articles like Bugs Bunny quotes and Tweety Bird quotes.

'Pinky And The Brain' Funny Quotes

'Pinky And The Brain' is one of the most iconic animated shows that had fans laughing at the antics of the two scheming lab rats. Here is a list of some of the funniest quotes.

1. "Uh, I think so, Brain, but where will we find a duck and a hose at this hour?"

-Pinky, 'Pinky And The Brain'.

2. "The second...khaki Kicky Sack sock plucker I've sacked since the sixth sitting sheet slitter got sick."

-Mr. Sackett, 'Pinky And The Brain'.

3. "Hey, and don't forget - Saturday morning's the big global Schmëerskāhøvênathon for world peace."

-Bill Clinton, 'Pinky And The Brain'.

4. "No, Pinky. Never use two drops of the formula. It would cause a reaction on the molecular level that is completely unpredictable."

-Brain, 'Pinky And The Brain'.

5. "Uh, I think so, Brain, but balancing a family and a career…oooh, it’s all too much for me."

-Pinky, 'Pinky And The Brain'.

6. "Same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to ditch Dudley Boore!"

-Brain, 'Pinky And The Brain'.

7. "Oh, don't be silly, Brain. It would take all the fun out of life; I derive my greatest pleasure from making you squirm."

-Snowball, 'Pinky And The Brain'.

8. "Narf."

-Pinky, 'Pinky And The Brain'.

9. "I command you to...Have a Merry Christmas everyone! Have a merry, merry Christmas! Joy to the world! Yes!"

-Brain, 'Pinky And The Brain'.

10. "And they say them UFO things are just pie plates...well, they are pie plates. Alien pie plates..."

-Big Jake, 'Pinky And The Brain'.

Best 'Pinky And The Brain' Quotes

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If you are looking for some of the most iconic and memorable quotes from the famous duo, Pinky, and Brain, check out this list.

11. "Pinky: Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?

Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world!"

-'Pinky And The Brain'.

12. "Brain: It proved that radio was a powerful tool. And now, Pinky, the advance of technology has brought us an even more powerful tool. Do you know what that is?

Pinky: Ummm...the rubber band?

Brain: The Workings of you mind are a mystery to me Pinky."

-'Pinky And The Brain'.

13. "Brain: How are we going to get the Earth to lose weight?

Pinky: I know! We can get everyone to go on a diet!

Brain: Diets don’t work.

Pinky: Not even if you call them ‘A Whole New Way of Eating?’

Brain: No."

-'Pinky And The Brain'.

14. "Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?

Pinky: I think so, but where will we find an open tattoo parlor at this time of night?"

-'Pinky And The Brain'.

15. "Pinky: Gee, Brain-2, what are we gonna do in the next millennium?

Brain: The same thing we do every millennium, Pinky-o. Try to take over the galaxy!"

-'Pinky And The Brain'.

16. "The Brain: We're going to a place where the sun never sets, the size of your wallet matters, and actors and actresses slave all day.

Pinky: We're going to Denny's?"

-'Pinky And The Brain'.

17. "Pinky: Yes, um, what is the password?

The Brain: I can't tell you. If you were to be captured you might give it away.

Pinky: What, me? Never, no, Narf, never.

The Brain: And if you were tortured?

Pinky: Oh, well that's different then, isn't it?"

-'Pinky And The Brain'.

18. "Pinky: Hmmm...let me think...

Brain: Don't hurt yourself, Pinky."

-'Pinky And The Brain'.

Pinky Quotes From 'Pinky And The Brain'

Here is a list of some of the best quotes by Pinky, the insane mouse sidekick from the iconic animated show, 'Pinky And The Brain'.

19. "I think so, Brain, but if they called them 'Sad Meals', kids wouldn't buy them!"

-Pinky, 'Pinky And The Brain'.

20. "I think so, Brain, but culottes have a tendency to ride up so."

-Pinky, 'Pinky And The Brain'.

21. "I think so, Brain, but what would Pippi Longstocking look like with her hair straight?"

-Pinky, 'Pinky And The Brain'.

22. "I think so, Brain, but if we covered the world in salad dressing wouldn't the aspargus feel left out?"

-Pinky, 'Pinky And The Brain'.

23. "I think so, Brain...[picks at teeth]...but there's still a bug stuck in here from last time."

-Pinky, 'Pinky And The Brain'.

24. "Egad! You astound me, Brain!"

-Pinky, 'Pinky And The Brain'.

25. "I think so, Brain, but this time you put the trousers on the chimp."

-Pinky, 'Pinky And The Brain'.

27. "Uh, I think so, Brain, but we'll never get a monkey to use dental floss."

-Pinky, 'Pinky And The Brain'.

28. "Well, I think so, Brain, but I can't memorize a whole opera in Yiddish."

-Pinky, 'Pinky And The Brain'.

29. "Uh, I think so Brain, but this time, you wear the tutu."

-Pinky, 'Pinky And The Brain'.

30. "I think so, Brain, but I don't think Kaye Ballard's in the union."

-Pinky, 'Pinky And The Brain'.

31. "I think so, Brain, but then it'd be Snow White and the Seven Samurai..."

-Pinky, 'Pinky And The Brain'.

The Brain Quotes From 'Pinky And The Brain'

Here is a list of quotes by the genius mastermind, The Brain, from 'Pinky And The Brain'.

32. "If I could reach you, I would hurt you!"

-Brain, 'Pinky And The Brain'.

33. "This is the earth. And this is Pinky. You can tell the difference quite easily. One is a lump of inert matter hurtling blindly through the void. The other... is the earth."

-Brain, 'Pinky And The Brain'.

34. "Sometimes you make my head hurt, Pinky."

-Brain, 'Pinky And The Brain'.

35. "Pinky, once I take over the world, remind me to publicly snub you."

-Brain, 'Pinky And The Brain'.

36. "Come, Pinky-o. We must catch the space shuttle back to our home planet of Acme and prepare for the next millennium."

-Brain, 'Pinky And The Brain'.

37. "This is fantastic! Do you see?! You've already saved us an entire evening! Tremendous! Forger that plan. Take a look at this one...colleague."

-Brain, 'Pinky And The Brain'.

38. "We'll reach Mars before I yell 'Poit!' Pinky."

-Brain, 'Pinky And The Brain'.

39. "Yes, Pinky, that's it. We shall open a boutique and sell ladies' clothing and pollen."

-Brain, 'Pinky And The Brain'.

40. "The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say 'moo'."

-Brain, 'Pinky And The Brain'.

41. "Remember, I'm not just the president of the Small Club for Men, I'm also a mouse planning world domination."

-Brain, 'Pinky And The Brain'.

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for 'The Pinky And The Brain' quotes then why not take a look at Elmer Fudd quotes, or [Marvin the Martian quotes].

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Written by Martha Martins

Bachelor of Arts specializing in Linguistics

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Martha MartinsBachelor of Arts specializing in Linguistics

Martha is a full-time creative writer, content strategist, and aspiring screenwriter who communicates complex thoughts and ideas effectively. She has completed her Bachelor's in Linguistics from Nasarawa State University. As an enthusiast of public relations and communication, Martha is well-prepared to substantially impact your organization as your next content writer and strategist. Her dedication to her craft and commitment to delivering high-quality work enables her to create compelling content that resonates with audiences.

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