90 Best Easter Jokes That Will Crack You Up

Get ready to roll on the floor with laughter because it's time to hop into some unbeatable Easter humor! Easter is all about candy-filled baskets, egg hunts, and of course, the opportunity to share a giggle or two.

So gather the kiddos, and let's spread some cheer with a collection of the funniest, most egg-citing Easter jokes around.

Whether you're sitting around the dinner table after a hearty Easter meal or taking a breather from a lively egg hunt, these jokes are sure to make everyone grin from ear to ear. After all, nothing brings the family together like shared laughs and good times, right?

So sit tight and prepare for a comedy extravaganza - it's time to crack you up with our egg-ceptional list of Easter laughs! These puns are all they're cracked up to be.

Make sure you're ready to share these funnies - after all, laughter is the best gift you can give, and Easter is the perfect time to spread the joy. Are you ready to transform this Easter into a festival of laughs? Let's hop into this laughter-filled adventure together!

Easter Jokes For Kids

There's something magical about a child's laughter, especially when it rings out during Easter festivities. It's time to bring that magic alive with a delightful collection of Easter jokes, specially designed for kids.

These jokes have all the elements of fun, learning, and a dash of holiday spirit that make them perfect for the season. They're about everything Easter, from chocolate eggs to the Easter Bunny himself. Ready to bring in Easter with a splash of humor that will keep the little ones giggling?

1. Why did the chicken make the Easter breakfast? Because it's an eggs-pert in the kitchen.

2. What do you call two best friends on Easter? Two peeps in a pod.

3. How does Easter end? With the letter 'r'.

4. How is one supposed to make Easter easier? Replace the 't' with an 'i'.

5. Where does Dracula keep his Easter candy? In his Easter casket.

6. How does an Easter chick dress for Sunday? Im-peck-ably.

7. How can you make Easter preparations go faster? Use the eggs-press lane.

8. What do you call the funniest guest at Easter dinner? The Easter ham.

9. Why is Easter breakfast so fun? Everyone's cracking yolks.

10. What do you do when you eat all your Easter candy? Give Peeps a chance.

Easter Bunny Jokes

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There's a little character that's synonymous with Easter. He's fluffy, he's cheerful, and he's got a knack for hiding eggs; it's the Easter Bunny! Now, imagine a series of jokes about this beloved character.

That's exactly what awaits in this delightful collection of Easter Bunny jokes. Each joke is a nugget of joy, guaranteed to spark smiles and laughter during the festivities. Whether it's at the Easter brunch or during the egg hunt, these jokes are sure to add spring to everyone's step.

11. What is the main distinction between a silly monster and the Easter Bunny? While one of them is an air-head, the other one's a hare-head.

12. Where did the smart Easter Bunny complete his undergraduate degree in medicine? He studied at Johns Hopkins.

13. How does the Easter Bunny leave? He makes an eggs-it.

14. What do Easter Bunnies eat on Chinese New Year? They like to munch on some Hop Suey.

15. How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat? With a hare brush.

16. What does the Easter Bunny say before it eats? “Lettuce pray.”

17. Why did the Easter Bunny fail? He put all his eggs in one basket.

18. Who is the Easter Bunny scared of? The eggs-terminator.

19. What did the Easter Bunny say when his relatives came over for Easter? "Hoppy Easter."

20. What do you call the place from where all the Easter Bunnies get their tails? The re-tail store.

21. Why is the Easter Bunny such a good listener? He’s all ears.

22. Why was the Easter Bunny so sad? He was having a bad hare day.

23. Why should you go to an Easter Bunny whenever you run into a problem? They're all ears.

24. What does an Easter Bunny get for making Easter baskets? Two points, just like everybody.

25. What did the Easter Bunny's mother say when she realized he was late for school? "You need to hop to it."

26. What's the Easter Bunny's favorite restaurant? IHOP.

27. What do you call the product that Easter Bunnies use to make themselves smell nice? Hare spray.

28. What's the Easter Bunny's favorite sport? Basketball.

29. Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? Because the chicken had his Easter eggs.

30. Why did the Easter Bunny have to talk to Dracula before Sunday mass? He wanted to hide some candy inside his Easter casket.

31. What would you call an Easter Bunny who's jumping for joy? Hoppy.

32. How do you send a notice to an Easter Bunny? Using hare-mail.

33. Why did the Easter Bunny not attend his family dinner? He was having a bad hare day.

34. What do you call the only thing that can fix a bad hare day for an Easter Bunny? A hare spa.

35. What step does a professional dancer insist every Easter Bunny get right? The bunny hop.

36. What does the Easter Bunny get the day after Easter is over? Tired.

37. Where does the Easter Bunny stay when he is away from family? In a hop-stel.

38. What did everyone call the Easter Bunny who couldn't remember anything? They called him a hare-brain.

39. How does the Easter Bunny stay fit? Through eggs-ercise.

40. What do you call the Easter Bunny that tells funny jokes? A funny bunny.

41. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Have you ever seen the Easter Bunny with glasses?

42. How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Hide in the bushes and make noises like a carrot.

43. What dance move did the Easter Bunny's father do with his daughter on Easter morning? They did the bunny hop.

44. Why couldn't the bunny at your friend's house hop on Easter? He was only a chocolate bunny.

45. What did the fit Easter Bunny teach in his online class? Hare-obics.

46. How does the Easter Bunny travel? By hare-plane.

47. What did the Easter Bunny buy from the store? He bought a hare spray to make his fur stand out.

48. Why did the Easter Bunny keep coming back to brunch? Because the food was eggs-tremely good!

49. What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot to mark their three years of friendship? "I'm glad I gnaw you."

50. Why was the Easter Bunny's fiancé so happy with her ring? It was worth a lot of carrots.

51. Why doesn't the Easter Bunny get hot in the summer? He's got good hare conditioning.

52. Why couldn’t the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn’t have the hare fare.

53. What music does the Easter Bunny dance to? Hip-hop.

Easter Egg Jokes

Imagine opening an Easter egg to find a delightful joke instead of a sweet treat. That's the kind of surprise awaiting you in this engaging collection of Easter egg jokes. These aren't just jokes; they're little capsules of joy meant to add a playful twist to the celebrations.

From eggs-tra special puns to yolk-filled punchlines, these jokes are the perfect way to make the Easter festivities more memorable. Ready to eggs-plore this world of fun and giggles? Let's 'crack' into it!

54. Why couldn't the Easter egg family enjoy watching a show on TV? All of their cable wires were scrambled.

55. Why was the Easter egg so scared of his father? His father was hard-boiled.

56. Why was the Easter egg feeling so good after putting on a new dress on Easter? The dress made her feel eggs-tra special.

57. What was the Easter egg's reaction when he realized he had won the egg hunt? He felt eggs-tatic.

58. Why did the Easter egg hide? Because it was a little chicken.

59. What's the least favorite day of an Easter egg? Fry-days.

60. What do you call a very tired Easter egg? Eggs-hausted.

61. What do you call an Easter egg from outer space? An egg-straterrestrial.

62. What did everyone call the extremely smart Easter egg in school? They called him an egghead.

63. What did the primary school teacher say when all of the Easter eggs vanished from the classroom? "Someone needs to give me an eggs-planation."

64. Why do you need an Easter egg hunting license? Because no poaching is allowed.

65. Why shouldn't you ever eat an Easter egg who's a shoddy comedian? All of their yolks are bad.

66. Why couldn't the Easter egg go back to school? He was eggs-pelled.

67. What do Easter eggs drink in the morning? Eggs-pressos.

68. Why can vegans eat cakes made of Easter eggs? Because they are eggless.

69. Why do none of the Easter eggs invite dinosaurs to their annual egg hunt? Because they're eggs-tinct.

70. Did you hear about the house infested with Easter eggs? They needed an eggs-terminator!

71. How did the Easter egg describe his trip to Disneyland with the little chicken? He said it was egg-cellent.

72. Why should you never show a scary movie to an Easter egg? It will all turn out to be a little chicken.

73. Why was a little girl so upset after her family egg hunt? Because an egg beat-er.

74. Why was everyone annoyed with the diva at the Easter lunch? She was acting so eggs-tra.

75. What did the nice Easter egg always say before asking someone to move? "Eggs-cuse me."

76. What activity do a lot of Easter eggs enjoy with their families? They love singing kara-yolk-e.

77. Why don't you ever notice Easter eggs out at night? They are afraid of getting beaten up.

78. Why do Easter eggs hate being ghosted? They don't like someone egg-noring them.

79. What do eggs have to do to qualify as Easter eggs? They have to take an eggs-am.

80. Why does nobody like the egg hunt winner? He was a tad egg-o-centric.

81. How did the Easter egg run away from all the rabbits in the egg hunt? He took the back eggs-it.

82. What did one Easter egg say to the other? "Heard any good yolks lately?"

83. Where does Easter take place every year? Where 'eggs' marks the spot.

Easter Knock Knock Jokes

There's something incredibly joyous about a good old-fashioned knock-knock joke, and when it comes with an Easter twist, the fun doubles! Imagine the excitement as each knock leads to a hearty laugh during the Easter celebrations.

That's the essence of this delightful collection of knock-knock jokes. They're designed to bring a smile to every face, make moments eggs-tra special, and transform every knock into a burst of laughter.

84. Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Egg.

Egg who?

Egg-cited to see me?

85. Knock! Knock!

Who is it?

Heidi.

Heidi who?

Quick! Heidi eggs around the house!

86. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Candy.

Candy who?

Candy Easter Bunny carry all the Easter eggs in one basket?

87. Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Sherwood.

Sherwood who?

Sherwood like to have as much Easter candy as you.

88. Knock! Knock!

Who is it?

Alma.

Alma who?

Alma Easter candy is gone!

89. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Wendy.

Wendy who?

Wendy Easter egg hunt taking place?

90. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Arthur.

Arthur who?

Arthur any more Easter eggs to decorate?

Well, there you have it - a basket full of the funniest Easter jokes to share with your loved ones. Humor is the chocolate filling in our everyday life's candy egg, making even the simplest moments memorable.

Sure, not all these jokes will land perfectly - some may even make you groan rather than giggle - but that's part of the fun, isn't it? You never know, a bad joke might just end up being the hit of the party!

So why not get into the Easter spirit and spread these jokes around?

Text them to a friend, tell them at your Easter dinner, or use them to lighten up the egg hunt. They're a surefire way to add a dash of joy to any Easter celebration.