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Who would have thought names could be quite so hilarious?

There are no bad jokes to be found on our list of the funniest 'what do you call a man' jokes, but we wonder if your name is there?

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1.What do you call a girl with a laptop on her head? Adele.

2.What do you call a man who’s always there when you need him? Andy.

3.What do you call a woman with a radiator on her head? Anita.

4.What do you call a girl with a tennis racket on her head? Annette.

5.What do you call a woman who throws away her bills? Bernadette.

6.What do you call a man that comes through the letterbox? Bill.

7.What do you call a woman with her legs on either side of the river? Bridgette.

8.What do you call a man with a large blue, black, and yellow mark on his head?  Bruce.

9.What do you call a woman with a bunch of holly on her head?  Carol.

10.What do you call a man with cat scratches on his head? Claude.

11.What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?  Cliff.

12.What do you call a man with a crane on his head? Derek.

13.What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug.

14.What do you call a man without a spade on his head? Douglas.

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15.What do you call a man with one plank on his head? Edward.

16.What do you call a lady with one leg longer than the other? Eileen.

17.What do you call a man with a stamp on his head? Frank.

18.What do you call a woman with a breeze on her head? Gail.

19.What do you call a woman with a twig on her head? Hazel.

20.What do you call a man with a car on his head? Jack.

21.What do you call a woman with a cat on her head? Kitty.

22.What do you call a man who drives a truck? Laurie.

23.What do you call a woman with a frog on her head? Lily.

24.What do you call another man with a toilet on his head? Lou.

25.What do you call a woman with two toilets on her head? Lulu.

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26.What do you call a man with a coat on his head? Mac.

27.What do you call a man with two coats on his head? Max.

28.What do you call a man who sits at the door? Matt

29.What do you call a man with a map on his head? Miles.

30.What do you call a man in a pothole? Phil.

31.What do you call a man in a pile of leaves? Russell.

32.What do you call a woman with slates on her head? Ruth.

33.What do you call a man with a kilt on his head? Scott.

34.What do you call a woman with a tortoise on her head? Shelley.

35.What do you call a man in a pot? Stu.

36.What do you call another man with no shin?  Tony.

37.What do you call a man who always wins? Victor.

38.What do you call a man with a rabbit on his head? Warren.

39.What do you call a man with a legal document on his head? Will.

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Sarah Blake lives in Lancashire and has been a writer for over 20 years. A self-confessed gym bunny and yogi, Sarah loves all things fitness and wellness, and can usually be found wearing lycra. Sarah loves family time and all things fun, but hates anything that involves getting cold!

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