70+ Best Art Jokes To Gogh Look At

Art is a creative expression of human emotion.

Art gives us joy, just like puns and jokes do. Humor and art have a symbiotic relationship stemming from creative processes.

The art of jokes originated ages ago and has been extensively used to express feelings and meanings. Artists like Michaelangelo, Vincent Van Gogh, Leonardo Da Vinci, Pablo Picasso, and Salvador Dali can find beauty in everything, no matter how bleak. Their talented eyes and Midas touch can transform even the most mundane ideas into something beautiful. They also are known to have a whimsical sense of humor. Jokes, just like art, bring joy into our lives and make them very colorful. Humor and artwork in harmony contribute to the beauty of this world. Here are a few jokes about art and artists highlighting the humor in each brushstroke!

Looking for some of the best jokes about famous art and artists? This list will not disappoint and will also enrich your art history with funny paint jokes on famous artists from art history.

1. When Michelangelo finally painted the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, what did he say? I have got you covered. 

2. What should you do if you find art imprisoned? You have to Freda art.

3. Which famous painting is always sad? The Moaning Lisa.

4. Why could Frank Gore not get into his driveway? Because someone had painted an endzone on it. 

5. Why are most artists struggling with finances? Because they have no Monet. 

6. What did the artist feel like when he first visited the Louvre? It was Louvre at first sight.

7. When should you fix a painting? When it is Baroque.

8. What is Salvador Dali's favorite thing to eat for breakfast? A bowl of surreal.

 9. What is the name of a famous barnyard painter? Pablo PIGcasso.

10. What did the Italian painter who loved spice buy? He boughtachili.

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11. What happened when a red ship collided with a blue ship? Both of their crews were marooned.

12. What did the frustrated painter say to his wall? I'll plaster you if you crack anymore! 

13. Why was the artist arrested for painting in the police station? Because he had an unfortunate brush with the law. 

14. Why did the painter put jam on his toast with his bare fingers? He wanted to feel its texture. 

15. How many art gallery visitors would it take approximately to change a light bulb? Two. One who would do it and one to say that his 3-year-old kid could have done that.

16. When an artist meets his rival, what does he say? I am challenging you for a doodle.

17. Why did the artist get into a fight with the manager at the art gallery? He wasn't present in the right frame of mind. 

18. What would you call a painting made by a cat? A paw-trait. 

19. What happened when the two artists entered the art contest? It ended in a draw.

20. In what state is a painter's house usually in? Work-in-progress.

21. What do pirates do in their free time? They make Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt. 

22. Why does everyone usually paint Easter eggs? Because it is much easier than wallpapering them.

23. Why did the painter get arrested? Because he was framed. 

24. Why do most artist wives love football so much? Because it is easy to sketch their husbands who sit on the couch long enough.

25. What would you normally call something hanging on the wall? Art.

26. Why did the bald artist want to paint rabbits on her head? Because they look like hares from a distance.

27. Why should you never trust an artist? They always seem to be a bit sketchy.

28. What do graffiti artists call empty walls? A blanksy.

29. What would the child of artistic parents call their mom and dad? MoMA and Dada.

30. What shoe brand do artists love? Sketchers.

31. When do all artists pass away? When they draw their last breath.

32. Why was the photograph of the artist not good? Because it had too much exposure.

33. What is the difference between an artist's briefcase and a fortress full of diseased people? One's a portfolio, the other is Fort Polio.

34. Where do cows usually display their artwork? In mooooseums. 

35. Why are doctors such good artists? Because they are good at drawing blood.

36. Why was the failed painter afraid of paint? Because he could not face paint.

37. Why are origami artists so bad at poker? They are folding continuously.

38. What type of artist likes to draw flies? A dead artist.

39. Why did the painter hate drawing skies? Because every time he tried, he always blue it.

40. Why should you always avoid sketch artists? Because they are shady.

41. What do artists say when they greet each other? Yellow!

42. Why did the artist visit the bathroom? Because he was 'consti-painted.'

43. Why are great artists so famous? They can always draw a crowd.

44. If Michael Jackson had been a painter, what would be his nickname? Shamone Elisa.

45. What is an artist's favorite swimming technique? The brushstroke.

46. Why did the artist say nothing when people said his painting was terrible? Because he got the picture.

47. What do artists draw before retiring to bed? The curtains!

48. What did mother color wheel say to her baby color wheel? I don't like that tone.

49. How do you motivate artists? Easel-y.

50. When do artists take things too far? When they don't know where to draw the line.

51. What does a painter do when he feels cold? He puts on another coat.

53. Why is it hard to talk to an abstract painter? They never go into detail.

54. Why did the self-portrait painter give up? Because it just wasn't her.

55. When did the thief who stole red paint get arrested? When the police caught him red-handed.

56. Why did the perfume store owned by the surrealist painter shut down? Because it did not make cents.

57. What would you end up with if you cross Bob Ross with Hank Hill? A Pro-painter.

58. What do you end up with if you cross a Painter and a Boxer? Muhammad Dali.

59. When the car-painter and the carpenter met, what did they say? You sound just like me!

60. What would you call a 15th century Renaissance painter if he was a crab? Leonardo da Pinci.

61. What happens when a painter fails to finish his joke? Sketch Comedy.

62. How do unsuccessful painters pass away? Art failure.

63. Why can mathematicians never become painters? Their art is derivative.

64. Why did the painter get fired from his job? Because he lacked luster.

65. What do angry painters do? They make a scene.

66. Why do most painters like to stick to their old art styles? Because old habits dye hard.

67. How did the old artist die? He had too many strokes. 

68. Why can you never make out when a painter is sad? They mask it well.

Here's a list of the best Van Gogh jokes that will keep you Goghing on bad days without starry nights and also enrich your art history knowledge.

69. What did the art robbers who got arrested in the middle of a heist say? We lacked Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.

70. Why did the artist frequently visit the bathroom? Because when you gotta Gogh, you gotta Gogh.

71. What do you call an artist who is sick? Vincent Van Cough.

72. What is the name of an animal who is a famous painter? Vincent Van Goat.

73. If Van Gogh had an autobiography, it would be called The STARRY of My Life.

74. What did Vincent say when he could not locate his car? Where did my Van Gogh?

74. Why did Van Gogh choose painting as his profession? Because he did not have an ear for music. 

75. Two art thieves were going about their business at an art museum. One said to the other, "Grab the Monet and let's Gogh."

76. You need Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh!

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77. Today, I saw a painting unveiled at a museum, but it was merely a red dot on canvas. It must have been a period piece.

78. I know everyone loves art but I'm really drawn to it!

79. The artist wasn't happy when it was time to face the mosaic.

80. 2B or not 2B that is the pencil.

81. What does a painter do when he gets cold? He puts on another coat.

82. How did Leonardo Da Vinci never go hungry at night? He just painted The Last Supper.

83. When you wake up in the morning before painting class, make sure to kick-art your day!

84. The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction. 

85. What's an Etch-A-Sketch artists' worst nightmare? An earthquake.

86. The artist gets around quite easel-y. 

87. Why did the artist's van run out of gas? Because she had no Monet to make the Van Gough. 

88. The artist thought she was all that and pen some.

89. The artist was the best. She could always draw a crowd. 

90. Don't worry. Paintbrush it off. 

91. Why was the artist in an argument? She wanted to have the final clay.

92. Always sketch the truth!

93. There paint no mountain high enough!

94. When you meet someone, you don't want to get off to a bad art! 

95. It's just another clay in the life! 

96. What did the artist say to his girlfriend? It was pigment to be! 

97. Why did the artist use the bathroom? Because she was consta-painted. 

98. The artist wasn't happy when it was time to face the mosaic.

99. What is Earth without "art" in it? "Eh…"

100. Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized? The doctors say it was due to too many strokes.