90+ Best Art Jokes To Gogh Look At 

Oluwatosin Michael
Apr 12, 2024 By Oluwatosin Michael
Originally Published on Dec 04, 2020
Edited by Monisha Kochhar
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Craving a hearty laugh infused with a dash of creativity? Then buckle up for a fun adventure through our gallery of the best art jokes!

We've compiled a delightful collection of the best art jokes that are guaranteed to 'Gogh' that extra mile to paint your day with joy and laughter. These playful jests won't just lighten your mood; they'll also sprinkle a dash of art history into the mix.

Imagine laughing and learning at the same time; what a colorful way to broaden our horizons!

So brace yourself for a joy-filled tour, where famous artists like Van Gogh and Michelangelo become the muse for our humor and their masterpieces inspire our giggles. Whether you're a lover of artwork, a pun enthusiast, or someone simply in search of a good laugh, this tour is for you.

Let's fill our hearts with laughter and our minds with artful knowledge on this exciting escapade!

Jokes About Famous Art And Artists

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Who says art history can't be a barrel of laughs? Get ready to tickle your funny bone with our curated list of the best art and artist-themed jokes! Prepare to laugh, groan, and maybe even learn a thing or two about the greats of the art world.

So, fasten your seat belts for a roller coaster ride through the whimsical side of art history! Who knew learning could be this fun? Let's dive right in!

1. When Michelangelo finally painted the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, what did he say? "I have got you covered."

2. What should you do if you find art imprisoned? You have to Freda art.

3. Why are most artists struggling with finances? Because they have no Monet. 

4. What did the artist feel like when he first visited the Louvre? It was Louvre at first sight.

5. When should you fix a painting? When it is Baroque.

6. What is Salvador Dali's favorite thing to eat for breakfast? A bowl of surreal.

7. What is the name of a famous barnyard painter? Pablo Pig-casso.

8. What did the Italian painter who loved spicy food buy? He bought-a-chili.

Artist Jokes

Ever wondered what happens when creativity and comedy cross paths? It creates a masterpiece of giggles and grins!

This collection of artistic jokes will not only entertain but also inspire your imagination, proving that humor can indeed be a form of art itself. So, buckle up for a colorful ride through the realm where Picasso meets punchlines, and Van Gogh inspires giggles. Let's begin this fun-filled journey!

9. Why did the artists become a beekeepers? Because they wanted to create a buzz in the art world.

10. Why did the painter get arrested? Because he was framed.

11. What happened when a red ship collided with a blue ship? Both of their crews were marooned.

12. What is 'Earth' without 'art' in it? "Eh…"

13. Why was the artist arrested for painting at the police station? Because he had an unfortunate brush with the law. 

14. Why did the painter put jam on his toast with his bare fingers? He wanted to feel its texture. 

15. I used to do fine arts until I decided I didn't like the arts. Now I'm doing just fine.

16. When an artist meets his rival, what does he say? "I am challenging you for a doodle."

17. Why did the artist get into a fight with the manager at the art gallery? He wasn't in the right frame of mind.

18. What would you call a painting made by a cat? A paw-trait. 

19. What happened when the two artists entered the art contest? It ended in a draw.

20. In what state is a painter's house usually in? Work-in-progress.

21. What do pirates do in their free time? They make Arrrrrrt. 

22. Why does everyone usually paint Easter eggs? Because it is much easier than wallpapering them.

23. Why did the artist become a musician? Because he couldn't find a note-worthy canvas. 

24. I was going to take an art class in college. But it was too sketchy for me. Something drew me away from it.

25. What would you normally call something hanging on the wall? Art.

26. Why did the bald artist want to paint rabbits on her head? Because they look like hares from a distance.

27. Why should you never trust an artist? They always seem to be a bit sketchy.

28. What do graffiti artists call empty walls? A blanksy.

29. What would the child of artistic parents call their mom and dad? MoMA and Dada.

30. What shoe brand do artists love? Sketchers.

31. When do all artists pass away? When they draw their last breath.

32. Why was the photograph of the artist not good? Because it had too much exposure.

33. Where do vampires go to buy their art supplies? Pencilvania.

34. Where do cows usually display their artwork? In mooooseums. 

35. Why are doctors also good artists? Because they are good at drawing blood.

36. Why was the failed painter afraid of paint? Because he could not face paint.

37. Why are origami artists so bad at poker? They are folding continuously.

38. How can an artist fill in a CV? Drawing from experience.

39. Why did the painter hate drawing skies? Because every time he tried, he always blue it.

40. Why should you always avoid sketch artists? Because they are shady.

41. What do artists say when they greet each other? Yellow!

42. Why did the artist visit the bathroom? Because he was 'consti-painted.'

43. Why are great artists so famous? They can always draw a crowd.

44. What did one art piece say to the other at the gallery? "I can't frame my excitement for all this art appreciation!"

45. What is an artist's favorite swimming technique? The brushstroke.

46. Why did the artist say nothing when people said his painting was terrible? Because he got the picture.

47. What do artists draw before retiring to bed? The curtains!

48. What did the mother color wheel say to her baby color wheel? I don't like that tone.

49. How do you motivate artists? Easel-y.

50. When do artists take things too far? When they don't know where to draw the line.

51. What does a painter do when he feels cold? He puts on another coat.

53. Why is it hard to talk to an abstract painter? They never go into detail.

54. Why did the self-portrait painter give up? Because it just wasn't her.

55. When did the thief who stole red paint get arrested? When the police caught him red-handed.

56. Why did the perfume store own by the surrealist painter shut down? Because it did not make cents.

57. What would you end up with if you combined Bob Ross with Hank Hill? A Pro-painter.

58. What do you end up with if you combine a Painter and a Boxer? Muhammad Dali.

59. When the car-painter and the carpenter met, what did they say? You sound just like me!

60. My friend impresses girls by drawing realistic pictures of trucks. He's a pickup artist!

61. What happens when a painter fails to finish his joke? Sketch Comedy.

62. Why did the art student hand in an empty sheet of paper? He drew a blank.

63. Why can mathematicians never become painters? Their art is derivative.

64. Why did the painter get fired from his job? Because he lacked luster.

65. What do angry painters do? They make a scene.

66. Why do most painters like to stick to their old art styles? Because old habits dye hard.

67. How did the old artist die? He had too many strokes.

68. Why is it impossible to know when a painter is sad? They mask it well.

Van Gogh-Related One-Liners And Jokes

Feeling a little blue like Van Gogh's famous nights? Well, we've got just the remedy!

Introducing a collection of the best Van Gogh one-liners and jokes that are sure to add some vibrant strokes of laughter to your day. These jests not only serve up a hearty dose of humor but also paint a fun picture of art history.

So, get ready to chuckle, learn, and perhaps even 'ear' a new perspective on Van Gogh's life and work.

Let's brighten our day with a humor-filled tour of Van Gogh's world. Ready, set, Gogh!

69. What is Van Gogh's least favorite math subject? Geometry, because he could never draw a straight line!

70. Why did the artist frequently visit the bathroom? Because when you gotta Gogh, you gotta Gogh.

71. What barnyard animal was also a famous painter? Vincent van Goat.

72. If Van Gogh had an autobiography, it would be called The STARRY of My Life.

73. What did Vincent say when he could not locate his car? Where did my Van Gogh?

74. Why did Van Gogh choose painting as his profession? Because he did not have an ear for music. 

75. Two art thieves were going about their business at an art museum. One said to the other, "Grab the Monet and let's Gogh."

Hilarious Art Puns

Ever thought of adding a twist of art to your punning game? Well, look no further. Here, we have a collection of funny art puns that will leave you giggling like a tickled canvas.

These jests are not just full of fun, they also sprinkle in some colorful knowledge about the art world. Whether you're an art enthusiast or a pun lover, you're sure to find something to make you smile. Let's dive in and have some 'pun'!

76. What do you call a famous painting that's always running late? The Last Minute Supper!

77. I know everyone loves art but I'm really drawn to it!

78. The artist wasn't happy when it was time to face the mosaic.

79. 2B or not 2B that is the pencil.

80. How did Leonardo Da Vinci never go hungry at night? He just painted The Last Supper.

81. When you wake up in the morning before painting class, make sure to kick-art your day!

82. The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction. 

83. What's an Etch-A-Sketch artist's worst nightmare? An earthquake.

84. Why did the art thief's van run out of gas? Because she had no Monet to make the Van Gogh. 

85. The artist thought she was all that and pen some.

86. Don't worry, paintbrush it off.

87. Why was the artist in an argument? She wanted to have the final clay.

88. Always sketch the truth!

89. When you meet someone, you don't want to get off to a bad art! 

90. It's just another clay in the life! 

91. What did the artist say to his girlfriend? It was pigment to be!

That was quite a colorful journey through the world of art! Who knew that fine art could tickle the funny bone just as well as it pleases the eye?

Hopefully, these jokes have not only tickled your funny bone but also inspired a new appreciation for the art world. Don't hesitate to share these artful jests and puns with your family and friends. Laughter, after all, is the best way to bring people together.

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Written by Oluwatosin Michael

Bachelor of Science specializing in Microbiology

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Oluwatosin MichaelBachelor of Science specializing in Microbiology

With a Bachelor's in Microbiology from the Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta, Ogun State, Oluwatosin has honed his skills as an SEO content writer, editor, and growth manager. He has written articles, conducted extensive research, and optimized content for search engines. His expertise extends to leading link-building efforts and revising onboarding strategies. 

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