35+ Bass Player Jokes And Puns That Are Bass-ically Guaranteed To Get A Laugh

Rajnandini Roychoudhury
Dec 12, 2023 By Rajnandini Roychoudhury
Originally Published on Jan 06, 2021
Edited by Flora Wilson
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These puns and jokes maybe about bassists or music, but everyone will be able to enjoy them.

A bassist is a musician that plays any kind of bass instrument. Bass instruments include bass guitars, double bass instruments, keyboard bass, synth bass, or low bass instrument.

Bass instruments are usually different from normal instruments. A bass guitar has four strings, whereas a normal guitar has 6.

Some unique bass guitars more than four strings. All bass instruments produce a low-pitched voice, and the tune of a bass instrument usually holds the tempo and component of an entire song. So here we've accumulated some funny bass jokes, bass puns, funny guitar jokes, and bassist jokes that will definitely help you up your musician humor game.

There are many musical prodigies that are revered to this day because of their advanced musical compositions and avant-garde pieces. Without those early legends, many of our current musical luminaries may have not traversed into the reign of music and found their calling.

This list also has a variety of jokes about a bass solo, bass players, musicians who play bass, and the famous 'change a lightbulb' joke.

If you would like to read more articles about jokes and puns, you can check out guitar jokes and choir jokes.

Funny Bass Player Joke

A wooden bass in hands of a bass player

These are some bass guitar jokes, bass guitarist jokes, and double bass jokes for you to jam to.

1. Which aquatic animal can produce perfect sound from a bass guitar? The tuna fish.

2. What could a bassist be if he wasn't a musician? A fisherman.

3. What comes easily to all the bass players? The bass-ics of musical composition.

4. How should you invite bass players to a party? You ask them to come chordially.

5. How do bass instruments settle a debate? They sign a peace acchord.

6. Why did the bass player always seem to have a problem going in his own house? He regularly locked his keys in his office base.

7. What is the favorite food of a bass guitar player? E-String cheese.

8. How can you best describe a bassist who knows only about 2 to 3 chords? A sound critic and a music analyst.

9. What's the difference between a bass guitar and a tuna fish? A bassist can tune his bass guitar but can't tuna fish.

10. Why was the new bassist licking his bass drum? Because he wanted his taste in music to get better.

11. Why did the bassist decide to sell his bass guitar along with its strings too? Because he wanted them gone, no-strings-attached.

12. What do people say when a bass instrument is rude to them? He was high key mean.

13. Why did the bass guitar player also like to go cycling? Because the cycle came with two pedals.

14. Why couldn't the bad bassist tell a good joke? His timing was off.

15. Why can't DJs play the bass? They always drop it.

16. What do you call a puppy that loves the bass? A sub woofer.

17. Why did the new bassist put his guitar and the pedals into his freezer? Because he wanted to become a cool base player.

Best Of Bass Player Puns

Here's the list of the best of the puns on bassists and bass instruments.

18. A guitar that is made up of sodium hydroxide is a base guitar.

19. One day, I saw my bass guitar acting a little anxious and nervous. So I comforted him and told him not to fret.

20. There is no use finding a bass player at a farm. They always hide behind the beets.

21. My friend once told me that she wanted to start making videos of her dog playing her bass guitar. But then she didn't, because she thought that it'd probably be band.

22. Ringo, George, and John once went to a music instrument store to buy some bass guitar for themselves. They were a-Paulled when they ran into Paul buying his own CD at the store.

23. Woody was once asked to play his bass guitar for his friends, but he couldn't do it. He could not remember where his Pixar.

24. Nothing good ever happens from stealing bass players' instruments. You always have to deal with the repercussions.

25. There was a bass player who didn't like going out. She was living a low key life.

26. A fisherman was looking really sad one day. When asked about it, he said that he lost his tuna, and now he couldn't play his bass guitar to entertain everyone at the market.

27. The bass guitar teacher at my school was so good, he was practically magical. Whenever he started a class, he told everyone, "Pick a chord, any chord."

28. The best advice the bass player gave was that the only way to keep one's bass instrument safe was to keep it inside their bass-case.

29. The Aussie bass player exchanges greetings with his bass instrument first thing in the morning. The bass instrument replies G'Day.

30. Everything thought that Darth Vader went crazy when he started going into every music store he could find in the entire universe. But he was just trying to find any rebel bass.

31. I got into a horrible accident a few months back. After it, I started learning to play a bass drum properly. It played quite an instrumental role in my recovery.

32. Radio hosts always wish their bass instruments before they go to sleep every night. They say, "Good night you all, and stay tuned".

33. I was having quite a problem with my guitar the other day. Then I just low tuned my guitar, and it got fixed. I guess I went to the bass of the problem.

34. Bass players are usually shy and don't like engaging in fights. They don't really want any treble.

35. Once, I tried to play the guitar with my friend, a bass player, but he turned out to be a show-off. That struck a chord with me

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of great family-friendly jokes and puns for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for bass jokes, check out viola jokes and music jokes.

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Written by Rajnandini Roychoudhury

Bachelor of Arts specializing in English, Master of Arts specializing in English

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Rajnandini RoychoudhuryBachelor of Arts specializing in English, Master of Arts specializing in English

With a Master of Arts in English, Rajnandini has pursued her passion for the arts and has become an experienced content writer. She has worked with companies such as Writer's Zone and has had her writing skills recognized by publications such as The Telegraph. Rajnandini is also trilingual and enjoys various hobbies such as music, movies, travel, philanthropy, writing her blog, and reading classic British literature. 

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