80 Best Hair Jokes That Are A Cut Above The Rest

Lydia Samson
Dec 12, 2023 By Lydia Samson
Originally Published on Dec 07, 2020
Fact-checked by Monisha Kochhar
Male client getting groomed by haidresser in a modern barber shop

Ready for some hair-larious fun that's bound to leave you in splits? Let's untangle the humor and take a journey through the wild, wacky, and wavy world of hair jokes!

These are no ordinary quips and puns, they are a cut above the rest, curated specially for those who love a good giggle.

Not only will these jokes add a spark to your day, they might even curl you over with laughter! Whether you're brushing through your daily routine or unwinding after a long day, these hair jokes will surely straighten out any frowns and tie up your day with a smile.

So hold on to your hats - or better yet, take them off to fully appreciate these hair-raising punchlines! Let's dive into the root of fun and explore the best hair jokes that promise to highlight your day with laughter.

These are the perfect styling tips to ensure your sense of humor remains as fabulous as your hair. Ready to comb through these rib-ticklers? Let's go!

Funny Jokes About Human Hair

Hairdresser trimming a man's hair


Fancy a rib-tickling journey into the world of human hair? Brace yourself for a barrage of hilarity as we uncover some hair-splitting puns and quirks.

These aren't just jokes, they're strands of joy designed to comb through your day with laughter! Ready to brush up on your humor and curl up with giggles? Let's unravel the funniest jokes about human hair.

1. What happened when the famous wig robber was seen in the area? The police started combing the area!

2. How did one strand of hair propose to another? It proposed by saying, "I love you unconditionally!"

3. What is the kind of hair that loves going on vacations to different beaches of the country? The wavy hair!

4. Why did the barber come first in the competition to cut hair the fastest? Because he applied a short-cut!

5. Why do all types of bees in the world have hair that is sticky? This is because they always honeycomb their hair!

6. What is the name of the thing through which all the hair on your head makes music? They make music by using headbands!

7. Why do most people prefer to watch sports matches while visiting the barber at the barbershop? This is because, although the coverage is the same, the highlights at the barbershop are way better!

8. What should one use when either a long hair or short hair on our head is injured? In such situations, we should use hairspray!

9. Why did the guy lose all his hair during the war? This was because he got stuck in the middle of an enemy hair raid!

10. What did a bald historian say when he found an antique comb in the ruins? He said that he was never going to part with it!

11. Why couldn't anyone in town see the completely bald man walking in the street on a sunny day? This was because the shine from his head was blinding everyone!

12. What did the old man with a dozen short hair strands on his head tell the barber? He asked the barber to highlight them!

13. What did the barber say when he shaved someone's thick hair? He said, "Hair comes trouble!"

14. What happened when the barber cleaned his shop? The barber felt a breath of fresh hair!

15. What did the barber use when his shop got flooded during the monsoon? He used the hairdryer!

16. What did the barber need to survive in a desert? He needed some scissors and some hairspray because they are the hair necessities in his life!

17. In the Star Wars franchise, who was the one who tied Princess Leia's hair? It was none other than Darth Braider!

18. What was the favorite rom-com movie of all the hair families, be it short hair, thick hair, or curly hair? It was the movie 'When Hairy Met Sally'!

19. Why was the barbershop located on the hill slope so trendy among people? This was because it was a cut above the rest!

20. Why did the barber start getting emotional when he saw his old barbershop? This was because that shop had been his home and, of course, home is hair the heart is!

21. How did the town guide introduce the tourists to the world's longest strand of human hair? He said, "Welcome to the main hair-itage attraction of our town!"

Hairstyle & Hairstylist Jokes

Get ready for a hilarious makeover with some of the quirkiest quips about hairstyles and hairstylists. Whether you're a fan of bangs or braids or love the magic that stylists create, you'll surely brush through these jokes with a smile!

These snippets of humor are the perfect trimmings to add to your day, giving a fun spin to the art of hairstyling. Let's cut to the chase with these hairstyle and hairstylist jokes that promise to tangle you up in fits of laughter!

22. Why did a young daughter put a bread bun on her hair? Because her mother had told her to tie a bun!

23. What did the woman in Kansas, who had a wavy hair bun, sing? She sang, 'Carry On My Wayward Bun!'

24. What should we name a bee who is having terrible hair problems? I guess we could call it a frizz-bee!

25. What is the one hairstyle that will last forever? The perm-anent hairstyle!

26. Why did so many men buy the $10 wig from the barbershop? They bought it because it was a small sum toupee!

27. Why was the hair always angry with the woman? Because the woman kept on teasing the hair.

28. What is the name of the natural hairstyle that most birds prefer to have? They prefer to have the mo-hawk!

29. What did one thick hair say to the other thick hair when they fought? "Guess we don't gel well with each other"!

30. Why was the hair salon so famous in the locality? Because it had a sign outside the shop saying, "We will either color your hair perfectly or we will dye trying!"

31. What do you say about someone who has got a new and glamorous haircut? That person is tressed to kill.

32. Why did Bruce Willis tell his hairstylist that he wants to radically change his hair color? This was because it was a Good Day to Dye Hard!

33. What is the name of the place where horses get their hair styled and cut? It is the state of Maine!

34. Why did the fortune teller choose Wednesday to get a new hairstyle? Because he had checked his hair-oscope!

35. What is the haircut that leaves everyone very excited? We are talking about the buzz cut!

36. What do you call the haircut that everyone in the team got, but not their boss? We call it the crew cut!

37. What is the primary reason that hairstylists go to the gym? They go there to do curls!

38. What was the reason that a banana visited a hairstylist? This was because it had split ends!

39. Why did the man walk out of the hair salon without getting a haircut? This is because he forgot toupee!

40. What was the reason that my mother got hurt when she touched my hair? It hurt her because I had spiky hair!

41. What was the name of the haircut that, if you got it, would make your hair smell? It definitely must have been the pomp-odour!

42. Why was the young boy not happy with the barber? Because his hair had been undercut!

43. Why was everyone keeping their food on my brother's head? My brother had got a bowl cut!

Funny Hair Jokes

Buckle up and prepare to split your sides with laughter with some of the more funny hair jokes! These aren't just any old puns, they're the cream of the crop, specially combed out to give you a dose of the giggles.

They're the perfect pick-me-up that promises to smooth out any rough day. So, whether you've got a mane of curls or straight locks, let's brush up your day with a sprinkle of hair humor that is sure to tie you over in giggles!

44. Why do I like my mustache and beard now but I hated them at first? Because they started to grow on me!

45. What did the witch use to make her hair look so scary all the time? She revealed that she was a user of scare spray.

46. What do you call a poodle dog who has no hair on its body? A noodle!

47. When the Hair Kingdom was attacked, who did Emperor Hair call for protection? They called the Royal Hair Force to protect themselves!

48. On what charges was the man arrested for stepping on the long hair of Rapunzel? The man was arrested and charged by the police for tresses-passing!

49. What is the type of metal that hairs love to use? Hairs love to use the metal kera-tin.

50. Why was the quality of hair deteriorating all around the world? This was because of the increase in hair pollution!

51. How did the barbershop advertise to hire new barbers? They wrote, "Hairdressers wanted for a job with wonderful growth potential!"

52. What do you say when two barbers battle for supremacy and one of them wins dominantly? You say that the barber won hair and square!

53. What is the name of the animals that hair loves to grow on? Hares.

54. Why did the trees line up outside the barbershop? This was because they needed to get their roots done!

55. Why was the hair misbehaving and being rude to everyone yesterday? Because it was having a bad hair day!

56. What did the lion tell the barber when it went to cut its hair? The lion declared, "This is your mane chance to impress me!"

57. What did one curly hair tell the other curly hair while asking for a dance? It smartly said, "It takes two to tangle!"

58. What did the customer say when the electricity went off in the middle of having his hair cut? He exclaimed, "I am done with these power cuts!"

59. What should we call the facial hair that grows on a cow? We should call it a moooo-stache!

60. What was the barber's reaction when he saw that his haircut was adjudged the worst in the competition? He apologized by saying, "I have let the hair down!"

61. What did my father say when I asked why he was wearing a deer-shaped band on his hair? "I have run out of hair gel, so got mousse instead!"

62. What is the name of the barbershop where most scientists and physicists go to visit? The Hair-odynamics!

63. What do you tell a hairdresser who looks very sure of his abilities? We say that he is trimming with confidence!

More Cringy & Bad Hair Jokes

Are you brushing up for a laugh riot with a twist? Get ready to explore the zaniest corner of the hair humor world with some more cringy, yet endearingly bad hair jokes.

They're playfully cheesy, guaranteed to make you groan and giggle in equal measure. Whether you're unwinding after a long day or simply looking for a fun distraction, these hair-raising jokes will add an extra dash of joy to your day. So brace yourself - it's time to get tangled in the whimsical world of hair humor!

64. Why was my friend who had a PhD, cutting hair at a barbershop? This was because he was a professional hairdresser.

65. What did the hair doctor give me when I asked him if there was anything I could do to keep my hair in? He said, "Here, keep it in this paper bag!"

66. What is the name of the shop where a black sheep goes to have a haircut? He goes to a baaa-baaa shop!

67. What did the doctor tell me when I asked how to stop my head from going bald? He said that I need to tell my hair knot to fall!

68. What does the queen bee use to make sure that her hair is alright? She uses the honeycomb to get her hair done!

69. What is the kind of hair that most of the oceans have? All of them only have wavy hair!

70. Which movie franchise is the favorite for most barbers? The movie franchise that barbers love is Hairy Potter!

71. What did the barber switch on when there was a lot of pollution and dirt in the barbershop? He switched on the hair purifier!

72. What is the kind of computer that hair used in the '60s? During that time, they used mane-frame computers.

73. Why did the saint put water in his hair every morning? So that the hair would grow faster!

74. What do you say when a magician makes a bunch of hair disappear? You say it vanished into thin hair!

75. What is the name of the laptops that are predominantly seen in almost all barbershops around the world? The barbershops use MacBook Hair!

76. Why can vampires not do their hair themselves? This is because they cannot see their reflection!

77. What is the name of the shoes that all the barbers around the world love to wear? They love to wear Hair Jordans!

78. What is the name of the book that hairdressers and barbers love to read in their free time? The name of the novel is And Then Hair Was None!

79. What mode of transport do barbers prefer to use when they are traveling from one place to the other? They prefer using hot hair balloons!

80. What are you credited with if you visit the same barbershop over and over again? You are credited with hair miles!


And there we have it! A cut above the rest, we hope these hair jokes could add a light, joyful touch to your day.

They prove that humor can sprout from the simplest things around us, even our hair! Some of these quips puns may be wonderfully cheesy, but that's part of their charm, right? They might even inspire you to create a few hair jokes of your own.

Don't be afraid to share these hilarious gems with friends and family - they're the perfect way to straighten out any tense situation. Remember, laughter is the best conditioner for the soul, so keep giggling and spreading joy!

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Written by Lydia Samson

Bachelor in Science specializing in Mass Communication

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Lydia SamsonBachelor in Science specializing in Mass Communication

A diligent and driven mass communications graduate from Caleb University, Lydia has experience in media and a passion for digital marketing and communications. She is an effective communicator and team-builder with strong analytical, management, and organizational skills. She is a self-starter with a positive, can-do attitude.

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Fact-checked by Monisha Kochhar

Bachelor of Arts Hons specializing in Modern Languages (French and Spanish)

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Monisha KochharBachelor of Arts Hons specializing in Modern Languages (French and Spanish)

A Modern Languages graduate from the University College London, Monisha with a passion for travel and exploring different cultures. She is fluent in French and Spanish and is currently learning Hindi. Monisha enjoys discovering new foods and is an avid sports fan, following soccer and Formula 1. In her spare time, she enjoys playing tennis and watching TV shows.

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