The Best 55 Bathroom Jokes For Kids

Martha Martins
Dec 12, 2023 By Martha Martins
Originally Published on Sep 28, 2020
Fact-checked by Monisha Kochhar
White bathtub on a wooden floor in a bright room
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Age: 0-99
Read time: 7.2 Min

Who can resist a belly laugh that echoes from the bathroom? It's universal that kids find bathroom jokes simply hilarious and honest; they might even coax a chuckle out of the grown-ups!

Overflowing with giggles, here are some side-splitting bathroom and toilet jokes that promise a flood of laughter. A mix of stupid and clever puns, chuckle-worthy knock-knock jokes, and timeless bathroom classics, you will find a bunch of comedy nuggets as you go through the lists below.

The humble bathroom items we overlook daily will take center stage in this comic fiesta. Whether you're lounging at home or out exploring, these jokes are ready to roll!

So, pull up the toilet seat and prepare to dive into a whirlpool of laughs that are sure to plunge you and your family into a whirlpool of fun and hilarity. Laughter is still the best medicine, even if it's inspired by a toilet plunger!

Funny Toilet Jokes

Ready for a splash of hilarity that’s stood the test of time? Yes, you guessed it: the classic question-and-answer jokes. Perfect for every mood, from giggly innocence to a dash of cheekiness, we begin with a set of bathroom-themed rib-ticklers bound to flush away the gloom. Prepare to soak up these knee-slapping queries and laugh-out-loud punchlines!

1. Why do people fall asleep in the bathroom? Because it's also called a restroom!

2. Why were there candles on the toilet seat? Because there was a surprise birthday potty!

3. What do you call a dog that you find in your bathroom? A poodle!

4. What did Tigger come looking for, in the bathroom? To find Pooh!

5. What did the poo say to the fart? Wow, you blow me away!

6. Why did the police officers fail to catch the toilet thief? Because they had nothing to go on!

7. Why does Spider-Man make sure to always flush the toilet? Because it's his doody!

8. Why can you never hear a pterodactyl using the toilet? Because the P is silent!

9. What do you do if you find a bear using the toilet in your bathroom? You let it finish!

10. If you're an American in the sitting room, what are you in the bathroom? Euro-pee-an!

11. What is the favorite sport of a toilet? Bowl-ing!

12. What would you call the toilet that Superman uses? The Superbowl!

13. How did Flush Gordon save the day? By sending all the villains down the drain!

14. Why was the kid so proud at the potty? Because it was his throne!

15. Why did poo get a timeout? Because it was being a real stinker!

16. Where do bees go to the bathroom? At the BP petrol station!

17. What do you call a fairy that uses the toilet? Stinker Bell!

18. Why did the baby put quarters in its diaper? It needed to be changed!

19. What happens if you fall into the toilet? Well, you either sink or swim!

20. When should you make vegetable soup in the toilet? When it has a leek in it!

21. What do octopuses do after using the toilet? They wash the hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.

22. Why are elephants always in the bathroom? Because they eat too many peanuts.

23. How many people does it take to make the bathroom smell? Just a phew!

24. Why did the soap slide off the bathroom sink? Because it didn't want to be caught in a slippery situation.

25. Why does the toilet cleaner always win at hide and seek? Because it knows every nook and cranny!

26. How does Chuck Norris use the bathroom? One roundhouse kick and the toilet flushes itself!

27. Why did the cold toilet seat make people jump? Because it gives everyone a chilly reception!

28. What does a toilet roll say? "I'm on a roll, let's keep it rolling!"

29. Why did the little boy bring a baseball bat to the bathroom? He heard the toilet was on a roll!

30. Why did the police officer sit on the toilet? To do some stool detection!

31. I recently bought a new toilet brush. It's safe to say I'm going back to a toilet roll.

32. What did one shower curtain say to the other? "I'm feeling a little washed up today."

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Toilet Paper Jokes

Get ready for a giggle fest with the unsung hero of the bathroom; the toilet paper. There's a treasure trove of toilet paper jokes here, ready to tickle your funny bone. From question-and-answer giggles to clever puns and snappy one-liners, toilet paper's comedic potential is nothing to sneeze at. Let's unravel this roll of humor and flurry of laughter.

33. This toilet paper really is tear-rible.

34. Toilet paper is a great example of, "you never know what you have until it's gone".

35. A man turns to a toilet paper and says, "You look awful. What's wrong?" The toilet paper replies, "Nothing really, I'm just feeling wiped today."

36. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To make it to the bottom!

37. Why didn't the toilet paper make it across the road? It got stuck in the crack!

38. Why didn’t the toilet paper finish the marathon? It got wiped out.

39. Where does toilet paper grow? It grows on toiletries.

40. Why did the toilet paper bring a ladder? Because it wanted to reach a higher roll!

41. Why did the woman bring toilet paper to the party? Because she's a real party pooper.

Knock Knock Bathroom Jokes

Who's there? It's hilarity knocking at the door, ready to barge in with a batch of chuckle-inducing knock-knock jokes.

They may be as cheesy as a cheddar wheel, but who can resist a grin at their charm? Get ready for some bubbly giggles with these bath-time knock-knock jokes. Dive in and splash around in the fun; you'll find yourself grinning in no time!

42. Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Enida.

Enida who?

Enida go to the bathroom right now!

43. Knock! knock!

Who’s there?

I need a puh!

I need a puh-who?

Well, go and find a toilet then!

44. Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Europe.

Europe who?

No, you are!

45. Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Mandy.

Mandy who?

Mandy lifeboats! The toilet is overflowing!

46. Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Police.

Police who?

Police remember to put the seat down and wash your hands when you're done!

Puns and One-Liners

Get ready to plunge into a whirlpool of wit with these pun-tastic, toilet-themed one-liners! Each one is packed with punchline power, ready to slide into your next conversation. So, without further ado, let's unclog the humor pipeline and explore the final list of some cheeky, chuckle-worthy gems, guaranteed to keep your friends and family rolling with laughter.

47. What did one toilet say to the other toilet? Wow, you look a little flushed today.

48. Why did the toothpaste visit the toilet? Because it heard about the root canal and wanted to brush up on hygiene.

49. Pooping jokes are not my favorite, but they're a solid number two.

50. There are two reasons that you should never drink toilet water. They're called number one and number two.

51. What does a doctor say to someone with a bladder infection? He says, "Wow, I can see that urine trouble!"

52. Did you hear about the film 'Constipated'? It took too long to come out!

53. A boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom. She said, "Yes of course, but only if you can tell me the entire alphabet." So the boy said, "abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz." "Where's the p?", the teacher asked. "Almost there!", the boy answered.

54. I don't want to hear any more toilet puns. They always stink!

55. Did you hear about the girl who fell off of the toilet? She was so embarrassed, her cheeks flushed.

 

As we come to the end of this jokes extravaganza, we hope that you had a great time exploring our collection of rib-tickling bathroom jokes. Every corner of the bathroom, from the humble toilet paper to the toilet seat, got their moment in the comedic sun.

These jokes are proof that humor can truly be found in the most unexpected places. While some of these jokes may get a laugh and others may simply receive a smile, the real joy comes from sharing these moments of fun with your little one.

So, the next time you're at a family gathering or having some fun at home, pull out these jokes and watch the laughter ensue.

Who knows? You might even inspire your kids to come up with their unique bathroom jokes.

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Written by Martha Martins

Bachelor of Arts specializing in Linguistics

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Martha MartinsBachelor of Arts specializing in Linguistics

Martha is a full-time creative writer, content strategist, and aspiring screenwriter who communicates complex thoughts and ideas effectively. She has completed her Bachelor's in Linguistics from Nasarawa State University. As an enthusiast of public relations and communication, Martha is well-prepared to substantially impact your organization as your next content writer and strategist. Her dedication to her craft and commitment to delivering high-quality work enables her to create compelling content that resonates with audiences.

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Fact-checked by Monisha Kochhar

Bachelor of Arts Hons specializing in Modern Languages (French and Spanish)

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Monisha KochharBachelor of Arts Hons specializing in Modern Languages (French and Spanish)

A Modern Languages graduate from the University College London, Monisha with a passion for travel and exploring different cultures. She is fluent in French and Spanish and is currently learning Hindi. Monisha enjoys discovering new foods and is an avid sports fan, following soccer and Formula 1. In her spare time, she enjoys playing tennis and watching TV shows.

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