30 Burger Puns That Are Really Cheesy

Persis Love
Dec 12, 2023 By Persis Love
Originally Published on Oct 20, 2020
Fact-checked by Isobel Murphy
Close-up photo of home made hamburger with beef, onion, tomato, lettuce, cheese and spices.

Burgers are just like burger puns, they better be gouda or they'll go bacon some hearts!

Burgers, along with pizza and pasta are some of the most popular foods among kids so it's great to have a burger pun or two and some jokes that they can learn to go along with their meals. These funny and cheesy puns will have them in stitches.

The hamburger is named after the German city of Hamburg, but there is considerable evidence that the first hamburger as we know it was sold in the USA in the nineteenth or twentieth century.

However, there has been some controversy surrounding the origins of the hamburger as its principal ingredients (bread and ground beef) have been used in different dishes across the world for centuries. Burgers came about as a form of cheap fast food eaten and bought by the working and middle classes as the world became more industrialised.

They are now one of the most recognizable foods across the world!

For more laughs check out these sandwich puns and these pancakes puns and jokes.

Funny Burger Puns

A whole load of cheesy hamburger puns, including some funny names for burgers based on famous people or books that you'll be sure to recognise.

1. Give your burger a good pickle to make it laugh.

2. What's Bread Pitt's favourite burger?

3. The hamburger was cracking so many jokes. He was on a roll!

4. The best things in life are fry.

5. If your burger isn't tasty enough you had better bacon again.

6. They have been in the freezer, that's why the brrrr-gurs are so cold.

7. Jane Austen ate her burger with Fried and Prejudice.

8. When I eat a burger with french cheese I call it a Justin Brie-ber.

9. You must be the tastiest burger I've eaten cos your bacon me crazy!

10. You're the only bun for me.

Cheeseburger Puns

Cheese the day and say some of these cheesy burger puns that will get you laughing every time.

11. Lettuce, meet Patty.

12. I think cheese and a hamburger would taste gouda together.

13. It's undercooked? Don't go bacon my heart!

14. The tomato made fun of the cheeseburger. "Well that's mature!"

15. Sweet dreams are made of cheese.

16. I'll serve you the best burger of all time, does that set your mind at cheese?

17. I'll eat any kind of burger, I'm so cheesygoing.

18. This cheesy hamburger is mozar-hella good!

Home made hamburger with lettuce, cheese, beef meat and french fries placed on old wooden table.

Chicken Burger Puns

Look no feather than here if you want to fill your day with chicken burgers and related jokes.

19. You'll be a comedi-hen when you whip out all these puns.

20. Look no feather for the best chicken burgers.

21. If you want to perfect the chicken burger, you've got to keep frying.

22. Shakespeare didn't eat chicken burgers, he was too caught up with Ham-let.

23. Chick the chicken burger on the bar-peck-cue.

Burger Relish Puns

If you really relish all the trimmings that come with  burgers and want some puns to go with them, then lettuce do the work because we've compiled the best burger puns below!

24. When the hamburger and cheese come together they have a proper Ketchup.

25. I relish the moment I bite into a tasty burger.

26. I am pretty sure I already put mustard on my burger, I've got Dijon-vu.

27. Hellman's are you really going to eat your burger without mayo?

28. I have mustard the strength to eat the final hamburger.

29. I fought the slaw and the slaw won.

30. Our pickles are kind of a big dill.

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Written by Persis Love

Bachelor of Arts specializing in Spanish and Portuguese

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Persis LoveBachelor of Arts specializing in Spanish and Portuguese

Growing up with three young siblings and cousins, Persis loves discovering new games to play and activities to keep them all entertained. She has a Bachelor's degree in Spanish and Portuguese from the University of Oxford. Having spent most of her life in London since the age of 11, she enjoys exploring the city on her bike, checking out different parks and cafes. When she's not busy with her adventures in the city, she loves to travel and indulge in her passion for lino cutting, often taking her kit with her on her travels.

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Fact-checked by Isobel Murphy

Bachelor of Arts specializing in History

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Isobel MurphyBachelor of Arts specializing in History

With a love for exploring cities and finding outdoor spaces to enjoy, Isobel has spent her life exploring various cities in the UK, from her hometown of Surrey to Birmingham where she studied history for three years. She is passionate about sports and enjoys watching and playing, as well as baking and spending quality time with her loved ones.

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