200+ Cat Puns

Henrietta Richman
Feb 21, 2024 By Henrietta Richman
Originally Published on Jan 24, 2023
Edited by Anusuya Mukherjee
these cats puns are sure to leave you giggling

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Look, who is here? A pawwfect cat person.

Owning a cat can bring wonders to one's life. You get a furrever friend, a pretty kitty companion, and the maybe missing unconditional love of your life!

So whether you are a cat owner looking for some inspiration to name your kitten, searching for some funny pick-up lines, throwing a cat-themed party, writing a birthday card, or searching for a way to cheer up your special fellow cat lover, we are here with a list of funny, creative cat puns for your daily dose of entertainment! 

Top best Cat Puns

1. I am a total cat purrson.

2. I am fur-ever yours.

3. I am so fur-tunate to have you in my life.

4. I have got felines for you.

5. I like your cattitude.

6. I love you fur real.

7. I will never fur-get you.

8. I, without you, would be a cat-astrophe!

9. Live long and pawsper.

10. Looking good, feline good.

11. Meow you doin'?

12. My cat is my best fur-end

13. Never fur-get how paw-some you are!

14. Paw-don me, but I'm furreal?

15. Please fur-give me.

16. So fur, so good.

17. This place seems so fur-miliar.

18. We go together like toast And avo-cat-o!

19. Wishing you A purr-fect day!

20. With the right cattitude, anything is pawsible.

21. You are fur-bulous.

22. You are purrfect just the way you are.

23. You are the cat's pawjamas.

Funny Cat Puns and Cat Jokes

24. If a cat loses its tail, where does it go? The retail store.

25. Knock, knock. Who's there? Kitten. Kitten, who? Quit the kitten around and open the door.

26. Someone made a joke about my three-legged cat. Huge faux paw.

27. What color do cats love the most? Purrple.

28. What did the cat say after making a joke? "Just kitten!"

29. What did the cat say when something terrible happened? That's un-fur-tunate.

30. What did the lazy kittens do on their school project? The bare mewnimum.

31. What do cats like to draw? Self pawtraits.

32. What do Christmas and desert cats have in common? Sandy claws.

33. What do you call a cat teacher? A purrfessor.

34. What do you call a cat that loves bowling? An alley cat.

35. What do you say to your cat when you leave the house? Have a mice day, meow!!

36. What is a cat's favorite historical site? The Egyptian purramids.

37. What is every cat's favorite book? The Great Catsby.

38. What is every kitten's favorite movie? The Little Purrmaid.

39. What is it called when a cat paints itself? A self pawtrait!

40. What type of cat lives under the sea? A Purr-maid.

41. What word do millenial cats overuse? Litter-ally.

42. What's a cat's favorite cereal? Mice crispies.

43. What's a cat's favorite sports car? A Furrari.

44. What's a cat's favorite TV show? Claw and Order.

45. What's a cat's most important trait? Its pawsonality.

46. What's more intelligent than a talking cat? A spelling bee.

47. What's the best medicine for cat allergies? An anti-hisstamine.

48. What's the Cheshire Cat's favorite drink? Evaporated milk.

49. What's the worst kind of cat? A Cat-astrophe.

50. Which day of the week do cats love the most? Caturday.

51. Why are cats afraid of trees? Because of their bark!

52. Why are cats, bad storytellers? They only have one tail!

53. Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Too many cattahs!

54. Why could not the cat read a book? Cause it is il-litter-ate.

55. Why couldn't the cat finish watching her movie? Because, she had it on the pawse.

56. Why did the cats ask for a piano? They wanted to make mewsic.

57. Why do cats hate shopping online? They prefer browsing through catalogues.

58. Why do cats have minty breath? They use mousewash.

59. Why do cats like to lie on computers? To keep an eye on the mouse.

60. Why do you have to watch out when it's raining cats and dogs? You might step into a Poodle!

Funnier Cat Puns

61. Better call in claw-enforcement.

62. Can I paw-lease have that?

63. Dogs are in-furior to cats.

64. Don't fur-get to buy more catnip.

65. Happy Purr-thday!

66. He'll go down in hiss-tory.

67. How claw-some is that?

68. I love my cat the meowst.

69. I love your purr-se.

70. I need to take a paws.

71. I think we should live the meowment.

72. I've got cattitude.

73. I've got my thinking cat on.

74. I'll love my cat fur-ever.

75. I’m a glamourpuss.

76. I'm feline good.

77. I'm feline sad.

78. I'm just kitten around.

79. I'm so fur-tunate.

80. I've done that be-fur.

81. Let me tell you a tail.

82. Like my paw-jamas?

83. Look at that meowntain.

84. My cat is my best fur-end.

85. My cat is radi-claw.

86. My cat is so purr-ty.

87. My cat is totally litter-ate.

88. My cat wants a Furr-ari.

89. My favorite color is purr-ple.

90. Never, efur do that again.

91. Paw-don me.

92. Purr-haps, we can huddle later.

93. Stay PAWsitive!

94. You’re hilari-mouse.

95. That was a cat-astrophe.

96. That's a paw-sibility.

97. That's hiss-terical.

98. That's just claw-ful.

99. That's paw-some.

100. Wait a meow-ment.

101. Whisker me away.

102. You look fur-miliar.

103. You're a fur-midable opponent.

104. You're so purr-suasive.

105. You've got purr-sonality.

106. You've got to be kitten me.

107. The rest is still un-kitten.

Birthday Cat Puns

108. Another birthday?! Not pawsible!

109. Best fishes and have a mice day!

110. Birthday time, feline fine!

111. Get in the birthday cat-titude!

112. Happy birthday to meww!

113. Happy birthday to one cool cat.

114. Happy Birthday! You look purrfect in cat years!

115. Happy Purr-Day

116. Happy purrrthday!

117. Have a cat-astic birthday!

118. Have a paw-some birthday!

119. Have a pawsitively purrfect birthday.

120. Hope your birthday is meow-velous!

121. Hope your feline like celebrating coz it's your purr-thday!

122. How old are you? Well, anything is pawsible!

123. Meow is the time to party!

124. Turn up the mewsic, and let's get this pawrty started!

125. Wishing you a genuinely meowgical birthday.

126. Wishing you a purr-fect day!

127. You are how old? You have got to kitten me.

128. You're fur-midable... have a great birthday!

Cat food puns

129. Avo-catto (Avocado)

130. Baked purrtato (baked potato)

131. Biscatti (biscotti)

132. Cappurrcino (cappuccino)

133. Cat-chup

134. Cat-lifornia Roll (California Roll Sushi)

135. Catpuccino (cappuccino)

136. Focattia (focaccia)

137. Hampurrger (hamburger)

138. Marsh-meow-low (marshmallow)

139. Meowtini (martini; shaken, not purred, of course)

140. Mew-nagi (Munagi Sushi)

141. Pawpcorn (popcorn)

142. Pawpcorn (popcorn)

143. Pawsta (pasta)

144. Purrito (burrito)

145. Purrseco (prosecco)

146. Ta-meow-go (Tamago Sushi)

147. Tempurra (tempura)

148. Water-meow-on (watermelon)

Meow-gical Cat Puns

149. Any minute meow…

150. Enjoy every meowment.

151. Here and meow

152. Hey, let's play meowsic!!

153. I love you, meow and furever.

154. It's always 5 o'clock somewhere - get me a meow-tini!

155. Let's get meow-ied (married).

156. Meow, what you doing?

157. Meow, you're talking!

158. Meowy Christmas!

159. Now, wait for a meowment …

160. Press paws and live in the meowment.

161. This is so meowgical!!

162. This is such a meow-gical experience.

163. Keep up the mew-mentum.

164. You can do it, climb that meow-tain.

The Cute Kitten Puns

165. I can tell you have a secret – it's kitten all over your face!

166. I'm just kitten around.

167. It was meant to be – it was kitten in the stars.

168. Please don't talk to me. I'm not kittin!

169. You've got to kitten me right meow.

Cat-chy Songs, Book and Film Cat Puns

170. A Meowment Like This (Kelly Clarkson)

171. A Tale of Two Kitties

172. Bohemian Catsody (Queen)

173. Cat-22

174. Cat-atouille

175. Claw-less

176. Climb every meow-tain

177. Dancing In The Mew-nlight (Toploader)

178. Downton Tabby

179. Gullipurr's Travels

180. I Can't Get No Catisfaction (The Rolling Stones)

181. Little Meows on the Prairie

182. Meowby Dick

183. Mission Impawsible

184. Purr-fect (Ed Sheeran)

185. Purride and Purrejudice

186. Romeow and Juliet

187. The Claw-shank Redemption

188. The Devil Wears Paw-da

189. The Empire Strikes Cats

190. The Great Catsby

191. The Purr-incess Bride

192. The purride and glory

193. The Purrks of Being a Wallflower

194. The rest is still un-kitten

195. The Sound of Mewsic

196. Try A Litter Tenderness (Otis Reading)

197. Walk the Feline

198. Whisker while you work

Name of Authors as Cat Puns

199. Daphne du Meowrier

200. David Pawster Wallace

201. Dorothy Pawker

202. Franz Cat-ka

203. George R. R. Meowtin

204. Haruki Purrakam

205. JK Meowling

206. Purrnest Hemingway

Characters as Cat Puns

207. Catniss Everclean

208. Catticus Finch

209. Furcules

210. Furcules

211. Hairy Pawtter

212. Holden Clawfield

213. Luke Skywhisker

214. Ron Fleasly

Fur-miliar Faces and Celebrities as Cat Puns

215. Cat Damon

216. Cat Winslet

217. Catalie Portman

218. Cindy Clawford

219. Colin Furth

220. David Meowie

221. Fleas Witherspoon

222. Jennipurr Aniston

223. Kitty Perry

224. Mog Ryan

225. Notorious C.A.T.

226. RuPaw

227. William Catner

228. Winston Furchill

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Written by Henrietta Richman

BA (Hons) History and French

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Henrietta RichmanBA (Hons) History and French

Henri is Kidadl's Product Director, responsible for design and development, as well as user experience. With 15 years of experience working for top magazines and newspapers in the UK, Henri joined Kidadl in 2017 as a content manager, ensuring that all projects are delivered on time and provide parents with the best resources for their children. In her free time, Henri enjoys exploring North London's parks with her two sons.

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