68 Best Library Jokes That Shhh!
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Libraries are often seen as quiet, serious places, but that doesn't mean they can't be a source of laughter and fun. There are loads of library humor here waiting to be discovered, from clever puns to witty one-liners that will make you chuckle; quietly, of course!
This article presents some of the best library puns and jokes guaranteed to bring a smile to your face, whether you're a bookworm, a librarian, or just love a good laugh. These jokes are great for sharing with friends, family, or other people you meet at the library.
So, get ready to discover the humorous side of libraries and see why, sometimes, the best way to appreciate these sacred halls of knowledge is with a good old-fashioned joke.
Funny Library Jokes And Puns For Kids
ShutterstockLibraries are awesome places for kids to learn and have fun! To make sure kids see that libraries and reading can be exciting and joyful, this collection of funny library jokes and puns has been put together just for them. Here, you’ll find everything from silly puns to hilarious situations that will make any kid laugh.
1. Why are libraries the tallest buildings in the world?Because they have so many stories.
2. Why did the bookworm visit the library? Because she wanted to burrow a book.
3. I couldn’t get a reservation at the library, they’re fully booked.
4. Where does the library keep books about Bigfoot? The large-print section.
5. Why can’t you go to the world’s biggest library?It’s always overbooked.
6. How do the novels stay warm in the libraries? They wear book jackets.
7. The library is a mess and we're ashamed of our shelves.
8. Why do ghosts frequently visit the library? They go through the books very quickly.
9. Why was the math book at the library sad? Because it had too many problems.
10. A book fell on my head; I can only blame my shelf.
11. I wrote a novel about religious women. The library put it in the nun-fiction section.
12. Where are the books on reincarnation kept in a library? At the Returns counter.
13. How do they always keep a library project top secret? By keeping it all very hush-hush.
Library Jokes That Are Simply Hilarious
ShutterstockAre you ready to take your library humor to the next level? This section contains some of the most hilarious, side-splitting library jokes that are sure to have you laughing out loud. They're perfect for sharing with friends, colleagues, or anyone who enjoys a bit of intelligent humor.
14. Why did the local library ban drinks for people who read there? Because a person poured some milk on the serials.
15. What building has the most stories? The library.
16. Why didn't the thief burgle the library? Because he was afraid the judge would give him a long sentence.
17. What did the cops say when the librarian fell after a book fell on top of her head? That she had her shelf to blame.
18. What did the reader say to his beloved library book? "May I take you out?"
19. Why did the librarian scold the kid when his book on amnesia was seven months overdue? Because he forgot about it.
20. What does a religion enthusiast say to her religious library book? "Our bond is canon."
21. Why was the library book above its weight class? Because it had too much volume.
22. A woman walks into a library and asks, “Do you have 'Great Expectations'?” The librarian says, “I hope to be the manager by the end of the year”.
23. What do people who cannot part with their library books say? "My love for you is overdue."
24. Why did the lady find out about the library in her area only after ages of living there? They were too quiet about it.
Witty Books And Librarian Humor
For those who truly appreciate the culture and habits of libraries and the people who work in them, this section is for you. These jokes showcase the clever, often understated sense of humor that many librarians have, as well as the funny situations that can arise in a library setting.
25. Why do librarians love good jokes about books? They always get the reference.
26. What do you call a South American librarian named Tina, who is always in a hurry? Urgent Tina.
27. How did the librarian slip and fall? She was working in the non-friction section.
28. A woman walks into a library and asks for a book about coincidences. The librarian says, “This one has just arrived”.
29. Why can’t librarians finish mystery books? They keep reading between the lines.
30. What did the library book say after her friend noticed she got thinner? "I got my appendix removed."
31. What is one life advice you can expect from a librarian? "You need to believe in your shelf."
32. What did the librarian say to the woman who issued too many books? "Try not to overdo it."
33. What did the librarian say after someone told her they hadn't read Fitzgerald? "You've Gatsby kidding me!"
34. What does a librarian wish someone on their birthday? "Many many happy returns."
35. What vegetables do librarians like? Quiet peas.
39. What do librarians do after they retire? They get ready for a new chapter in their life.
40. Why did the young man visit the librarian often? To get into her good books.
41. Why did the librarian win a Lifetime Achievement Award? She had a storied career.
42. What does an author do when it's cold? They grab a novel and get wrapped up in a good book!
43. What does the librarian say when she has to leave? "It's time to book it!"
44. How does the coloring book introduce itself to its readers? "Yellow! Orange you happy that I will make you well red?"
45. How did the librarian feel about the book about anti-gravity? It was hard to put it down.
46. Why did the book join the circus? Because it wanted to do some novel tricks.
47. What did the librarian say to the guy who said he disliked 'Lord Of The Rings'? "Do you even know what you are Tolkien about?"
48. I asked the librarian if she knew the author of a dinosaur book. She said, "Try Sarah Topps!"
Jokes For Kids About Libraries And Books
ShutterstockLibraries and books are a great source of inspiration for children, and what better way to celebrate this than with a collection of fun, kid-friendly jokes? In this section, the jokes focus on libraries and books, featuring playful puns and scenarios that will have kids giggling with delight.
49. Which book in the library wants everyone to leave it alone? A withdrawn book.
50. How did the reader feel after reading a book about colors? It blue him away.
51. Why did the crime book get arrested? It was caught in a story of a crime!
52. Where does the library keep books about conspiracies? Right behind you.
53. Why did the book join the police force? He wanted to go undercover.
54. What did the kid who loves reading horror books ask the librarian? "Do you have any books written by ghost writers?"
55. What do you call a book that's about the brain? A mind reader.
56. Why is 'Walden' considered to be a great book? Because of Thoreau editing.
57. What do you do if your pet starts to eat your book? Take the words out of its mouth right away.
58. How did the reader feel after reading the book about black holes? It sucked her in.
59. What's a book's favorite exercise? It likes to run out of pages.
60. Why was the book always losing its place? Because it kept losing its bookmarks!
61. Are you borrowing all these books? Don’t overdue it!
62. Are you a banned book? Because you're on fire.
63. Why does an elephant use its trunk as a bookmark? So it nose where it stopped reading.
64. Why was the dinosaur afraid to go to the library? His books were 65 million years overdue.
65. My TBR pile is out of control: I have no shelf control.
66. Have you read the book on teleportation? It’s sure to get you somewhere.
67. Why are books so brave? They have the spine for it.
68. Why did Dracula go to the library? He wanted to sink his teeth into a good book.
FAQs
Do library jokes help encourage reading?
Absolutely! Library jokes have a way of bringing attention and a playful touch to the books and reading, creating smiles and reigniting interest in finding new stories at the library.
What makes a library joke funny?
A library joke that cleverly uses book titles, authors, or reading habits in a pun can be amusing for both readers and librarians. It’s all about spotting the humor in what you know well.
Are these bookish jokes suitable for kids?
Yes, these jokes are a fun way for kids to connect with the ideas of libraries, reading, and books, helping them develop a love for literature through laughter.
Can library puns be used by librarians?
Librarians can use puns in announcements, during storytime, or just to share a laugh with visitors. It’s a fun way to bring some extra charm to the library experience.
Is it okay to share these jokes with friends who love to read?
Feel free to share these library jokes with other book enthusiasts! It’s a great way to bond over your love for books and might even spark conversations about your favorite reads.
You certainly must have enjoyed this collection of the best library jokes. From silly puns to clever observations, these jokes celebrate the culture and humor that can be found within the walls of a library.
Whether you love reading or just appreciate a good laugh, these jokes surely know how to put a smile on any face. So, the next time you find yourself in a library, don't be afraid to let out a chuckle or share a funny joke with someone nearby.
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