40+ Bikers Jokes For Sons Of Anarchy

Bikes or bicycles are the first things a person learns to ride when they're a kid.

Bikes are generally two-wheeler vehicles. They are sometimes kid-friendly and can be an easy mode of transportation for many.

Two-wheeler bikes are of two kinds. One is a motorcycle which is a big bike made of metal that runs on engine and fuel.

The other is a bicycle, also called a bike, which is the one that children can pedal on and ride. Riding a bicycle is good for your health and it's one of the best vehicles for the environment.

Also in terms of transportation, while cars, buses, and any big-sized vehicle gets stuck in a traffic jam, bikes generally squeeze through. Motorcycles are also quite nifty and manage to get through traffic. A biker is someone who rides a motorcycle and can often be part of a motorcycle club.

The term can also just refer to anyone riding a cycle. While bikers and biking are fun, it is of the utmost importance to follow all relevant safety regulations whilst biking.

So, here we've got biker jokes for kids and adults which are kid-friendly. We have selected a combination of motorcyclist biker jokes and cyclist jokes to give you the most laughs possible!

We also have some of the funniest biker puns like, a dinosaur who's also a biker is a velo-ciraptor. Take your pick and laugh heartily along with them.

If you would like to read more articles about puns and jokes, you can check out Motorcycle Jokes and Plane Jokes.

Funny Biker Jokes That Are Revving

Here we have some biker funnies, motorcyclist jokes, and some clean biker jokes for the kids and their parents.

1. Who was the first-ever biker? It was Moses because the roar of his Triumph could be heard all over.

2. Why couldn't the biker attend the biker's rally he was invited to? He was two tired to go.

3. Why wasn't the biker willing to go to work? His work was wheelie tire-some.

4. Did you hear the biker and his motorcycle making jokes? Yes and then they burst out laughing yamahahahaha!

5. What would you call a vicar who's also a biker? Rev.

6. What would you call a dinosaur who's also a happy biker? A velo-ciraptor.

7. Have you heard about the mountain biker who was chased by a Grizzly while he was riding his motorcycle? He bearly made it.

8. Why did the biker decide to wear cheetah print? He wanted to be spotted more easily.

9. Did you hear about the biker that made a motorcycle, its engine, brakes, gas tank, and everything out of wood? He couldn't ride it. It just wooden start.

10. What did the biker on his motorcycle reply when he knocked over a little old lady and the old lady asked him if he even knew how to ride the bike? The boy replied, "Yes, but I don't know how to ring a bell."

11. Have you heard about the biker that punches his motorcycle every time he falls from it and gets hurt? It's just a whole vicious cycle.

12. What would it be called if you changed the tires of your motorcycle for the last time? You'd be retired.

13. Did you hear about the biker that thrashed his motorcycle into a wall one day? That was wheelie unfortunate.

14. Did you know I saw a biker today who saved himself from falling down a steep cliff at the last minute by jumping from his bike? I for sure thought the man was gone with the Schwinn.

15. What do you call someone who's an avid motorcycle lover and also a parish priest? A vi-car.

Jokes About Bikers And Bikes

These are some jokes on bikers and bikes. The motorcycle funnies for tough bikers can break their tough exteriors and make them laugh like a little kid.

16. Have you heard about the dog that chases people on a motorcycle? It got really bad. So his owner finally took his bike away.

17. What kind of bike do the bikers that mainly represent the bikers community ride? Spokesman.

18. Did you hear about the biker that crashed his motorcycle into a lemon tree the other day? It left him feeling so bitter and twisted.

19. What did the biker who was selling his motorcycle say when a buyer asked what's the lowest he'd go? He said, "Well, about 2mph, any less than that, you’d tip over".

20. Did you hear the speech the reckless drivers gave? They just keep talking -corners on two wheels.

21. Did you hear about that biker dolphin who wears a helmet every time he rides a bike? I guess, he does it for the safety porpoises.

22. Which character from the Star Wars universe is the little old lady biker's favorite? I guess the little old lady loves Chopper the most.

23. What did the gas station attendant say when the biker complained about how much the air for his bike cost now than before? He just said "inflation."

24. Have youheard about the biker who's motorcycle just kept falling over? He just couldn't stand it whenever that happened.

25. What did the biker call it when he rode his bike once around the block and then rode it again? Recycling.

26. What happened to the bikers that deliver pizza on their bikes? Their neatly lined parked bikes fell over like dominoes.

27. What would you call the happy biker Jamaican singer who loved traveling to his shows and every other place on his bike? Bob Harley.

28. Why couldn't the biker ever sneak up on his unicycle rider friend? Because the unicycle rider friend knew him two wheel.

29. Why could the biker go to a bar, but the unicycle rider couldn't? Because the unicycle rider couldn't handlebars.

30. What happened to the biker that was riding his bike through the countryside and got attacked by a herd of sheep? He was fine. They only grazed him.

Hilariously Funny Jokes For The Bikers

Lastly we have some funny bikers jokes for mountain bikers and everyone else, and we're pretty sure that these jokes will most definitely help with increasing the chances of the aspiring biker ever being picked to join a biker club.

31. What do the bikers who ride flower bikes do? They petal along.

32. What happened to the biker who had a dream that he was a muffler last night? He woke up exhausted the next morning.

33. Did you hear that story about the angry biker who was riding a Walmart kid's bike? He was a little huffy.

34. Where do the loony bikers ride their bikes? They take the psycle-path.

35. Have you heard about the mountain biker that tried to ride his bike on Mt. Everest summit? Well, he started out fine but things started going downhill after a while.

36. What did the friend of the young man say when he started complaining that his bike ride was a little bumpy? The young one says, "You should consider getting a horse, that would be more stable."

37. How would you convince a biker to stop riding their bikes for life? Using reverse pscycleology.

38. Why did the police put the biker in jail? Because he was caught peddling some stolen items.

39. Did you know Jesus was a happy biker? Yes, he rode his bike on the highway to heaven.

40. What does one biker say to his wife? One says, "I wheelie like you."

41. How do the Harley Davidson biker parents usually greet their children when they come back home after a long day? They give their children a whole lot of hogs and kisses.

42. What bike does the biker that occupies the highest position at the biker club ride? The Duke KTM.

43. What kind of syrup do the Harley Davidson bikers usually like to put on their pancakes at breakfast? They all have their pancakes with hog cabin syrup.

44. What kind of wood do the Harley Davidson bikers like to use the most while making their furniture? They absolutely love the ma-hog-any wood.

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of great family-friendly jokes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for 40+ Biker Jokes then why not take a look at metal puns, or guitar puns.

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