70+ Best Anime Jokes You'll Love

Akinwalere Olaleye
Dec 12, 2023 By Akinwalere Olaleye
Originally Published on Dec 02, 2020
Edited by Flora Wilson
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Are you in the mood for a giggle that's straight out of your favorite manga or anime series? Anime is loved by nearly all and sundry and is a great form of artistic expression.

This article is filled with jokes from your favorite anime movies and stars. Bursting with humor as colorful as a well-drawn anime character, these jokes are ready to add a splash of fun to your day.

Humor is popularly used in anime, be it for humorous anime series or just as comic relief in the ones with serious context. Hence anime jokes are pretty extensive and undeniably hilarious. So, for seasoned anime enthusiasts and newbies alike, these anime jokes are sure to entertain and bring joy to your day.

Funny Jokes About Anime

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These funny jokes with an anime twist are a cheerful nod to those dazzling characters and thrilling tales we all adore. Are you an anime aficionado or a newcomer eager to discover what the buzz is all about?

Then, these chuckles are tailored just for you. Why not hit pause on that action-packed episode and take a moment to enjoy some lighthearted humor?

1. How do you get reluctant Pokemon to get on a bus? You Poke-em-on.

2. What anime do you get when you mix a melon and a collie? 'The Melon-collie Of Haruhi Suzumiya'.

3. What character do you get when you cross a sailor with a cow? Sailor Moo.

4. What is a similarity between Light from 'Death Note' and a lift? They are both L-evaders.

5. Why did Saitama get fired from his job when working in the railways as a conductor? Because he had to punch a ticket.

6. What’s the Hawaiian squirrel’s favorite anime? 'My Hero Macadamia'.

7. What is Mami Tomoe's favorite beverage to drink? De-cappuccino.

8. How much do Automail prosthetic body parts cost in 'Full Metal Alchemist'? An arm and a leg.

9. What does Monkey D. Luffy say when you want another piece of the pie? "You can only have 'One Piece.'"

10. What is a Whailord Pokemon's favorite TV show? 'Whale Of Fortune'.

11. What is a ghoul's favorite drink from 'Tokyo Ghoul'? A Ghoul-Aid.

12. What is a Pokemon addict's favorite place to visit in France? Paras.

13. Why would you be in deep trouble if 'Tokyo Ghoul' was real? Because in this world, you Ken-run, but you Ken-not hide.

14. Why does nobody joke about rock-type or ground-type Pokemon? Because their jokes have reached rock bottom.

15. Why does Miso not like the world anymore? Because there is no Light.

16. What’s the full name of somebody who loves Japanese animation? Annie Maniac.

17. What did Meowth say to Ash when he told him to pretend like a tree and leave? He asked if Professor Oak was the one who set him up for that.

18. Why does nobody hang out with Tentacruel anymore? Because he used to be cool. Now he's just cruel.

19. Where does Kagome Higurashi go to do her laundry? Inu-washa.

20. What language do weebs who haven't learned Japanese prefer to read in mangas? Manganese.

21. What is Wall-E's favorite anime series? 'Eva-ngelion'.

22. What is a type of anime car a little sister in the anime world usually drives? A Nii-san.

23. What would you call a French Anime fan? An Ouib.

24. What’s the difference between love and 'Naruto'? 'Naruto' lasts forever.

25. What would you call an anime with a really confusing storyline? A Nanimae.

Funny Jokes About 'Dragon Ball Z'

Got a love for powering up and epic battles from the world of 'Dragon Ball Z'? Well, these funny jokes about 'Dragon Ball Z' and 'Dragon Ball Z' characters are going to make you laugh harder than a Kamehameha wave!

They're a delightful way to share the joy of this iconic series. It doesn't matter if you're a Saiyan warrior at heart or just curious about the fusion of humor and anime, these chuckles are ready to launch.

26. How many anime characters does it take to screw and fix a light bulb in 'Dragon Ball Z'? Only one. But it will take six episodes.

27. Do you know where Vegeta went after death? Into the freiza.

28. What do Saiyans usually wear when they go visit the beach? They wear trunks.

29. What is Gohan's favorite musical instrument to play? The Piccolo.

30. When Beerus meets Goku, what does he say? "You should tell your son to 'Gohan' back home".

31. Why did Goku get into another fight with Vegeta? Because he was Saiyan bad jokes.

32. When Vegeta got his tuition bill, what did he say? "It is over 9000".

33. How do you get in touch with an Android? You have to use a 'Cell' phone.

34. Why was Frieza not popular in high school? Because his brother was literally Cooler.

35. How do elite Saiyan warriors react when they need to fix a car? Nappa know-how.

36. Why did Frieza never get a job promotion? He was always freezing up in interviews.

37. Why did Vegeta not visit the beach with everyone? Because there was a hole in his trunks.

38. Why did the 'Dragon Ball Z' fan fail to officially change his name to Goku? Because he could not get the final form.

39. When Gohan is in trouble, how does he feel? He feels like he is in a Piccolo.

40. What would happen if Vegeta stopped eating meat? He would turn into a Vegeta-rian.

41. On which planet does Piccolo visit to relax? He goes to Planet Hammock.

42. What did the God of Destruction say to the cashier? You can put it on my bills.

43. Why does nobody like the food in the Dead Zone? Because there is too much garlic.

44. Why don't people tell Saiyans secrets? They always blurt things out in the heat of a battle!

More Funny Anime Jokes

If your day could use a sprinkle of humor straight from the vibrant world of anime series, you've clicked on the right spot. Check out these hilarious anime jokes that promise even more chuckles than before! If you're taking a break from a binge-watching marathon or just in the mood for some fun, these jokes are the perfect sidekick.

45. What do you tell an anime character that’s turned into a pigeon? Go Coo.

46. My friend told me to stop filing taxes and go watch anime with him. But this isn’t even my final form.

47. What would you call a drowning Titan? A Titanic.

48. If Levi would have had a brother, what would he be named? Mr. Clean.

49. Why did Petra freeze when she saw the female Titan? Because she was petra-fied.

50. What is the favorite song of the Eren family that they often groove to? 'Moves like Jaeger'.

51. What do you call the anime Bill of Rights? The Manga Carta.

52. What sound does an anime-themed ambulance make? Weeboo Weeboo Weeboo.

53. What did Arlert say when he got his Jaeger uniform? "You must have got my size wrong. I cannot even put my Armin."

54. Why did Armin's 3DMG fall loose? Because he had forgotten to Titan it.

55. What did the Jaegers say when they adopted Mikasa and took her in? "Mikasa es su casa."

56. Why should you not be telling jokes about 'Shingeki no Kyojin' to a fan of the series? Because it would be a Colossal mistake.

57. Why are the soldiers' Titan killing blades in 'Attack on Titan' extremely strong? Because they are made of Titan-ium.

Funny Anime Naruto Jokes

If you've ever wondered what could make Naruto and his pals laugh after a tough mission, this collection of funny 'Naruto' jokes may be just the thing. These anime jokes will have you chuckling like Choji at a barbecue!

Even if you're a dedicated shinobi or just curious about the anime world of 'Naruto', don't worry. Just grab your headband and embark on this humor-filled adventure that's as thrilling as the Chunin Exams.

58. What is the name of Bruce Lee's vegetarian brother? Brock-o-Lee.

59. Which musical band is Shino's favorite? The Beetles.

60. What did Madara say to Hashirama when he received no reply to his text? "Did you see the text I had Senju?"

61. Why were the Uchihas always giving their Sharingans to others? Because it is called Sharing-an.

62. What was Kakashi's advice when people asked him about the quickest way to a girl's heart? "A Chidori".

63. Why was it impossible for Sasuke to awaken the Byakugan? Because He-not-a Hyuga.

64. What is one easy way of defeating the Akatsuki? Pein killers.

65. Why is a group of Uchihas not called a Sharin-gang? Because they were all Sharin-gone.

66. Why did Naruto stop pursuing Sakura? Because it was useless.

67. How does Rock Lee finish tightening his suit? He uses TieJutsu.

68. What did Naruto say to Hinata when he proposed to her? "I may not have a Byakugan, but I can see you look stunning."

69. When Sasuke met Sakura after returning home, how did he propose to her? "Are you an Uchiha because you're one of a kind."

70. What do you call a feline creature who is a ninja assassin? An A-cat-suki member.

71. What would you call an Uchiha who is not very fond of humor? An Uchi.

72. Why did Sasuke Uchiha cross the road? He had to get his brother's eyes.

73. Why are the Uchihas so hell-bent on taking revenge? Nobody Susa-noos.


There you have it; the best anime jokes sure to add some sparkle and laughter to your day! The great thing about these jokes is that they bridge the gap between longtime fans and newcomers alike, offering a fun and lighthearted way to engage with the world of anime.

If there's a downside, it's only that you might find yourself sharing these jokes a little too often with your friends!

Why not share a laugh with someone today? Whether it's a fellow anime enthusiast or someone just discovering this magical world, these jokes are a delightful way to connect, inspire, and entertain.

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Written by Akinwalere Olaleye

Bachelor of Arts specializing in English Literature

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Akinwalere OlaleyeBachelor of Arts specializing in English Literature

As a highly motivated, detail-oriented, and energetic individual, Olaleye's expertise lies in administrative and management operations. With extensive knowledge as an Editor and Communications Analyst, Olaleye excels in editing, writing, and media relations. Her commitment to upholding professional ethics and driving organizational growth sets her apart. She has a bachelor's degree in English Literature from the University of Benin, Edo State. 

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