50+ Best Rain Jokes

Joan Agie
May 24, 2024 By Joan Agie
Originally Published on Oct 28, 2020
Fact-checked by Isobel Murphy
Little boy having fun playing in rain

When it rains, it doesn't just pour, it feeds, and celebrates life! It's like a never-ending nature party, nourishing all living things, nudging crops to bloom, and creating fantastic splash pads for kids to play in.

Rain brings fun and memorable times, especially since you can also snuggle under the covers and enjoy delicious warm brews and crispy snacks. But you know what else rain brings? A delightful treasure trove of giggles!

When the clouds gather and the rain starts pattering on the rooftops, it's the perfect time to chase away any gloom with some hearty laughter! With this cascade of hilarious rain-themed jokes, let's get caught in a downpour of giggles.

From stormy wisecracks to rainbow rib-ticklers, these jokes are sure to bring sunshine into your day, regardless of the weather outside. So, get ready to be drenched in laughter as these rain jokes come pouring down.

Classic Rain Jokes

Robin bird on branch in rain

To start, we have a hot brew of classic rain-themed jokes to enjoy during the pouring rain! Whether it's some drizzles of weatherman wit or a full-blown storm of giggles, there's something for everyone. So, buckle up for this whimsical weather journey and find out which of these funny rain jokes will send your smile into full bloom.

1. Why did the woman open her purse under the rain? She expected to find some change in the weather.

2. Why do sailors eat shellfish before it rains? To enjoy the clam before the storm.

3. Why shouldn't you fight with a rain cloud? It'll storm out on you.

4. Why does Santa have a huge umbrella? Because of all the rain, dear.

5. Why did the young rain cloud always get into trouble? It never took anything cirrusly.

6. Why is Britain the wettest country? Because royalty has rained there for centuries.

7. Why did some light rain hit only one city and not the others? It just mists.

8. What is the king's favorite kind of rain? Hail.

9. What does a raincloud wear under his raincoat? Thunder wear.

10. If a thunderstorm hits while a band is playing music, who is most likely to get struck by lightning? The conductor.

11. How come you found all that rain on your vacation? It was just there when we go there.

12. What did the weatherman of the Roman Empire tell the emperor when asked for a forecast? "Hail, Caesar."

13. What did one raindrop say to the other? "Two is company and three's a cloud".

14. What's the difference between rain and climate? You can't rain a tree, but you can climate.

15. What did one raindrop say as it ran off the road? "This is a grate day".

16. Why should it rain money? Because it makes cents.

17. What does a spy do when it's raining? He goes undercover.

18. What type of cloud is really lazy, because it will never get up in the morning? Fog.

19. Why do raindrops like lightning at night? Because they can see where they are going.

20. What happens when the fog lifts in California? UCLA.

21. What did the puddle say to the evaporating raindrop? "You will be mist".

22. How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain? It could feel it in the bones.

Animal-Themed Rain Jokes

Embark on a laughter-filled safari with these animal jokes that are quite strangely associated with rain. Ever wondered about the connection between a horse and rainfall?

Well, you're about to find out! Perfect for those drizzly afternoons, these rainy-day jokes even pay tribute to the age-old idiom of cats and dogs. So get ready, it's purr-ing jokes from here on out.

23. Which is the wettest animal near the North Pole? The rain-deer.

24. Why do mother kangaroos hate it when it rains? Because their kids have to play inside.

25. What might happen when it is raining cats and dogs? You might step on a poodle.

26. What's the difference between a horse and the weather? One is reined up, and the other rains down.

27. What do you call it when it starts to rain ducks and chickens? Seriously fowl weather.

28. Why do cows always lie on each other in the rain? To keep each udder dry.

29. Can bees fly when it's raining? Not without their yellow jackets.

30. What do you call a big grizzly bear caught in the rain? A drizzly bear.

Knock Knock Jokes About Rain

For the next set, we have an assortment of timeless knock-knock jokes, with a delightful rainy twist. Covering the unpredictable world of weather, these funnies are sure to add a silver lining to any cloudy day.

Want to find out which knock-knock jest tugs your funny bone the most? Then come join the laughter parade and let the puns pour in. From gentle drizzles of giggles to thunderous roars of laughter, this delightful collection of rain-themed knock-knock jokes has it all.

31. Knock! Knock! 

Who's there?


Accordion who?

Accordion to the weather channel, it's going to rain tomorrow!

32. Knock! Knock!

Who's there?


August who?

August of wind pushed the rain clouds ahead.

33. Knock! Knock!

Who's there?


Butter who?

Butter bring an umbrella. It looks like it might start raining.

34. Knock! Knock!

Who's there?


Rain who?

Rain dear, you know, Rudolph the red nose rain dear!

35. Knock! Knock!

Who's there?


Wendy who?

Wendy today, cloudy tomorrow.

36. Knock! Knock!

Who's there?


Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, it's raining outside.

Stormy Rain Jokes

Who says thunderstorms can't be a hoot? Even the most tumultuous weather comes with its fair share of giggles!

If your little ones find storms a bit daunting, these storm-themed rain jokes can be a great remedy. A dash of humor can turn those frowns upside down, even when the sky's grumbling. So, buckle up for this whirlwind of funnies that are sure to lighten the mood, no matter how stormy it gets outside.

37. What happens when lightning bolts laugh? They crack up.

38. Why is it really difficult to sneak up on a hurricane? Because they're always turning around.

39. What's a tornado's favorite game? Twister.

40. Why was the sky not happy on clear days? It had the blues.

41. What did one big tornado say to the other little tornado? "Let's go ahead and twist again like we did last summer."

42. What do most hurricanes like to order for dessert? Candy canes.

43. Who was the meteorologist's favorite relative? His anti-cyclone.

44. Why do hurricanes move so fast? Because if they moved slowly, they'd be slowicanes.

45. What kind of lightning likes to play sports? Ball lightning.

46. Did you see the new movie about a tornado? It's got a great twist.

47. Why do you have to act quickly during a flood? Because it's an emergent sea.

Rain Jokes About Rainbows

A bright rainbow sighting after a hearty rain shower is one of the most beautiful occurrences anyone can witness. The bands of colors not only spark awe and wonder but also provide the perfect backdrop for some great jokes.

Get ready to add a splash of color to your day with this small collection of rainbow jokes. Uncover the lighter side of rain and rainbows as you embark on this laughter-filled journey.

48. What's rain's favorite accessory? A rainbow.

49. What do you call a big rainbow without any colors? A plain bow.

50. What did the rainbow say to the pot of gold? "You'll be the end of me."

51. Where do bad rainbows get sent to? Prism.

52. How does the rain tie its shoes? With a rainbow.

We have come to the end of this jokes extravaganza about rainy days. We hope you enjoyed reading this special selection of fabulous rain jokes and that some of the quips could your day better.

From tickling animal-themed gags to timeless knock-knock jests, and from stormy quips to colorful rainbow funnies, there's a joke in here to cheer everyone up.

Laughter is the best way to weather any storm, and sharing these jokes could also be a source of joy and laughter in someone's day. The best way to transform a gloomy rainy day is with some humor.

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Written by Joan Agie

Bachelor of Science specializing in Human Anatomy

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Joan AgieBachelor of Science specializing in Human Anatomy

With 3+ years of research and content writing experience across several niches, especially on education, technology, and business topics. Joan holds a Bachelor’s degree in Human Anatomy from the Federal University of Technology, Akure, Nigeria, and has worked as a researcher and writer for organizations across Nigeria, the US, the UK, and Germany. Joan enjoys meditation, watching movies, and learning new languages in her free time.

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Fact-checked by Isobel Murphy

Bachelor of Arts specializing in History

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Isobel MurphyBachelor of Arts specializing in History

With a love for exploring cities and finding outdoor spaces to enjoy, Isobel has spent her life exploring various cities in the UK, from her hometown of Surrey to Birmingham where she studied history for three years. She is passionate about sports and enjoys watching and playing, as well as baking and spending quality time with her loved ones.

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