78 Cracking Computer Jokes For Your Kids

Akinwalere Olaleye
Jun 07, 2024 By Akinwalere Olaleye
Originally Published on Aug 21, 2020
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If you're seeking a way to integrate humor into your child's learning about technology, these computer-related jokes might be the perfect solution. Aimed at children with interests ranging from casual curiosity to budding tech enthusiasm, this collection of jokes provides a novel way to make computer concepts more engaging and approachable.

Through the use of humor, the understanding and appreciation of technology can become not just an educational pursuit, but an enjoyable family activity as well.

From gigabytes to mouse clicks, these jokes are the perfect blend of nerdy and nifty. These jokes can be shared in gatherings, at lunchtime, or just to create an amusing atmosphere with friends during bonding activities.

Question And Answer Jokes About Computers

Looking for amusing computer jokes? Check out this collection of question-and-answer jokes all about computers!

These jokes offer a delightful balance of humor and smarts for kids who adore both laughter and learning. They're not just jokes to cause giggles; they might also shed light on a few digital tidbits. Grab your budding computer expert and share some laughs; these computer-themed question-and-answer jokes are sure to be fun for everyone!

1. Why is the spider such a good computer programmer? It knows all about the web.

2. Why does the computer keep coughing? It has a virus.

3. How do you stop your laptop's charge from running out? You hide its trainers.

4. What are laptops' favorite snacks? Computer chips.

5. How does a computer eat computer chips? With mega-bytes.

6. Why are elephants just like computers? They both have lots of memory.

7. What does a baby computer call his father? "Da-ta."

8. Why shouldn't you be scared of what you get when you cross a computer with a dog? Its bark is worse than its byte.

9. Why did the computer go to the opticians? It needed to improve its web-sight.

10. Why was the computer bad at tennis? It tried to surf the net.

11. How do trees get on computers? They log on.

12. What is an alien's favorite key on a keyboard? The space bar.

13. Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road? To get to the other slide.

14. What do doors, pianos, and computers all have in common? They have keys.

15. Why was the computer late? It had a hard drive.

16. Who did the computer call when it was in trouble? A screen-saver.

17. How did the burglar steal the computer's things? It had left a window open.

18. How did the prisoner escape computer jail? He pressed the escape key.

19. What’s a computer geek’s favorite snack? Microchips.

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20. What do you call a computer superhero? A screen saver.

21. What happened when the computer geeks met? It was love at first site

22. How did the surfer break his computer? He tried to surf the web.

23. Why was the computer so chilly? Someone left the window open.

24. Why did the duck put his feet in the computer? He wanted webbed feet.

25. Why did the chicken cross the keyboard? To get to the other website.

26. Who chases computer criminals? A hacker-tracker.

27. What does Steve Jobs like to order from McDonald's? A big Mac.

28. What do people who like waterproof clothing and Apple Geniuses have in common? They like macs.

29. How did the computer escape when it was locked in the house? He got a window open.

30. Where are dead computer hackers buried? In de-crypt.

31. What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot? A cursor.

32. What's the woodcutter's favorite bit of his new computer? Logging in.

33. How many computer programmers are needed to put in a light bulb? None, it's a hardware issue.

34. What do you get when you cross a computer with a crocodile? A mega biter.

35. What do you get when you cross a computer with a freezer? Cold, hard data.

36. Why did the Wi-Fi marry the computer? They had a connection.

Computer Puns

Be prepared to giggle with this lively bunch of computer puns! Perfect for the little coder in your life or anyone with a soft spot for some nerdy humor, these puns will have you laughing all the way to the keyboard.

From witty one-liners to playful punchlines, these computer puns are more than just jokes; they're a cheerful way to connect with the digital world.

37. My computer is so slow, it hertz.

38. I love my computer because it sings to me; it's a-Dell.

39. Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they can’t C#.

40. I didn't mean to punch my keyboard, but it said: "Hit any key to continue."

41. I keep getting emails about canned meat, it's all Spam.

42. Where do computers go to dance? The disk-o.

43. Where did the software developer go? "I don’t know, he ransomware!"

44. Why did the computer cross the road? To get a byte to eat.

45. I joined a support group for former computer hackers. Anonymous Anonymous.

46. Why did the computer sneeze? It had a virus.

47. Where do computers keep their money? In a data bank.

48. What is a computer’s favorite animal? A RAM.

49. What did mommy spider say to baby spider? "You spend too much time on the web."

50. My boss calls me "The computer". Not because of my calculation skills, but because I go to sleep when left unattended for 15 minutes.

Computer Jokes About Mice

This playful collection of computer jokes all about mice is hilariously funny. These jokes are a whimsical way to explore the world of computers. Tech-curious kids or anyone who enjoys a good giggle will find this section hilarious. For people who enjoy a good mouse-themed chuckle, these jokes are a delightful mix of fun and learning.

51. Why does the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse.

52. Why couldn’t the dinosaur play games on the computer? Because it ate the mouse.

53. Where do the coolest mice live? In their mouse-pads.

54. What made the computer squeak? Someone stepped on its mouse.

55. Why don't elephants use computers? They're scared of its mouse.

56. What did one mouse say to the other mouse? "I get a click out of you."

57. What do you get if you cross a computer and a flying carpet? A mousemat.

58. Why was there cheese on the keyboard? The mouse liked a snack.

Computer Jokes About The Internet

The jokes in this section are sure to connect you with laughter. From browsers to search engines, these online-themed jests are a delightful way to have fun while learning a bit more about the World Wide Web.

They are perfect for the young tech explorer or anyone who enjoys a rib-cracking giggle. Enjoy these jokes with family and friends; no Wi-Fi password is required.

59. What do you call the woman who married the internet? The wife-i.

60. If the internet had a boat, where would they park it? In Google Docs.

61. I was having trouble with my internet at the farm, so I moved the modem to the barn. Now I have stable Wi-Fi.

62. How do you stop an internet troll? Seize their memes of production.

63. Why do sharks eat underwater internet cables? They were advised to have more fiber in their diet.

64. My internet stopped working for five minutes. Met my parents. They’re nice people.

Computer Website Jokes

Discover a world of humor with these website jokes designed to entertain tech enthusiasts of all ages! From homepages to hyperlinks, these zingers offer a fun and relatable way to explore the virtual world. Gather the family and get ready to laugh out loud together; because these website jokes are just a mouse click away from brightening your day.

65. Why don't websites ever get lost? Because they always keep their tabs open.

66. Why did the web designer stay at his computer all through lunch? He got caught in the web!

67. What's a spider's favorite website? WebMD.

68. Why was the website so good at tennis? It had a great server.

69. Why was the webpage feeling uncomfortable? It had too many cookies.

70. How do website developers make friends? They click with people.

71. Why was the website so popular? Because it had the best links.

72. Why was the math website happy? Because it found its domain.

73. Why did the website go to school? To improve its site ranking.

74. Why did the website go to the doctor? It had too many viruses.

75. What did the website do after a breakup? It cleared its caches.

Computer Knock-Knock Jokes

Gather around the screen for a lively set of computer knock-knock jokes! Young tech enthusiasts or anyone who loves a keyboard chuckle will surely love these jokes. They are a delightful combo of digital wit and classic fun. You can share them during family computer time or add a techy twist to a classic joke session with them.

76. Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Ya.

Ya who?

No thanks, I use Google.

77. Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Amanda

Amanda who?

Amanda, fix your computer!

78. Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Java.

Java who?

Java heard of a programming language that wants to come in for a coffee?

 

There you have it, a byte-sized compilation of cracking computer jokes that are sure to delight all tech-savvy people! These jokes aren't just fun; they're a whimsical way to spark interest in the fascinating world of computers.

The only con might be that you'll hear these jokes again and again, but the laughter they bring is worth every repeat performance. Why not share these digital delights with your family and friends, and make screen time a little more entertaining?

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Written by Akinwalere Olaleye

Bachelor of Arts specializing in English Literature

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Akinwalere OlaleyeBachelor of Arts specializing in English Literature

As a highly motivated, detail-oriented, and energetic individual, Olaleye's expertise lies in administrative and management operations. With extensive knowledge as an Editor and Communications Analyst, Olaleye excels in editing, writing, and media relations. Her commitment to upholding professional ethics and driving organizational growth sets her apart. She has a bachelor's degree in English Literature from the University of Benin, Edo State. 

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