30+ Patrick Star Quotes For All The 'SpongeBob' Fans

Divya Raghav
Feb 29, 2024 By Divya Raghav
Originally Published on Mar 14, 2021
Edited by Monisha Kochhar
Patrick Star from spongebob
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The voice of Patrick Star in the series is actor Bill Fagerbakke.

The series aired on 1 May 1999 and has 12 seasons till now. Patrick Star first appeared in the series's pilot episode and is SpongeBob Squarepants' best friend forever.

With his catchphrase, "Good morning, Krusty Krew!" Patrick Star is seen as a lazy, overweight, and dimwitted pink Starfish. Patrick lives below a rock within the underwater town of Bikini Bottom, not far away from Squidward Tentacles' moai. His most vital character attribute is his lack of sense, which typically leads him and his best friend, SpongeBob SquarePants, into trouble. Patrick is an unemployed and self-proclaimed wise-guy, knowledgeable with the art of doing nothing.

At home, Patrick is typically either sleeping, watching TV, or engaged with 'the art of doing nothing' - at that he's associate degree skilled. All the furnishings within the area beneath his rock square are made from sand, and Patrick usually scurries to build up a piece of furniture as and when needed. Still, his lebensraum is thin and contains the barest necessities solely. The characters of Mr. Krabs and Squidward don't have any patience for Patrick's stupidity, and also the former doesn't pay him abundant regard; Clancy Brown, who provides Mr. Krabs' voice, said that the only person that Mr. Krabs doesn't hire is Patrick because he is just too stupid to work for nothing.

Patrick as a character has received madly positive reactions from both fans and critics. He has been included in numerous SpongeBob SquarePants movies and shows, trading cards, plush toys, video games, and comic books. He's the leading character in 'The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie' (2004), 'The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water' (2015), and 'The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge On The Run' (2020). Patrick Star is also set to host his own chat show known as 'The Patrick Star Show'.

The animated American series got so famous that the show is aired even today. The show's dialogues are so loved and famous that we've collected the best quotes of Patrick Star among all of Patrick's funny moments. Do check out these quotes and read our Spongebob quotes and Mr. Krabs quotes too.

Best Patrick Star Quotes

Patrick toys on a wooden surface

Here are some famous Patrick Star quotes on love and friendship and everything in between.

1. "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

- Patrick Star, 'SpongeBob Squarepants'.

2. "I can't see my forehead!"

- Patrick Star, 'SpongeBob Squarepants'.

3. "I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo."

- Patrick Star, 'SpongeBob Squarepants'.

4. "We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!"

- Patrick Star, 'SpongeBob Squarepants'.

5. "Sandy's a girl?"

- Patrick Star, 'SpongeBob Squarepants'.

6. "Once there was an ugly barnacle he was so ugly that everyone died. The end."

- Patrick Star, 'SpongeBob Squarepants'.

7. "Well, maybe it is stupid but it's also a little dumb."

- Patrick Star, 'SpongeBob Squarepants'.

Funny Patrick Star Quotes

Here are some funniest Patrick Star quotes from the many Patrick funny moments in 'Spongebob Squarepants'.

8. "Knowledge can never replace friendship. I prefer to be an idiot!"

- Patrick Star, 'SpongeBob Squarepants'.

9. "Nice try Squidward. But there's no Santa Clause here! [Does this mean Squidward is afraid of Finland?]"

- Patrick Star, 'SpongeBob Squarepants'.

10. "I don't think this is the real Spongebob. Just look how yellow he is."

- Patrick Star, 'SpongeBob Squarepants'.

11. "You guys talk funny! Say more words."

- Patrick Star, 'SpongeBob Squarepants'.

12. "Squidward!! Your ceiling is talking to me!!"

- Patrick Star, 'SpongeBob Squarepants'.

13. "My parents think I'm dumb more than a sack of diapers."

- Patrick Star, 'SpongeBob Squarepants'.

Patrick Star Smart Quotes

Some Patrick Star quotes in all their glory.

14. "Spongebob, I think Squidward has taken this too far. That last snowball had his clarinet in it."

- Patrick Star, 'SpongeBob Squarepants'.

15. "Money can't replace friendship, I would rather have no money than losing you."

- Patrick Star, 'SpongeBob Squarepants'.

16. "Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they are."

- Patrick Star, 'SpongeBob Squarepants'.

17. "Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems."

- Patrick Star, 'SpongeBob Squarepants'.

18. "You cannot stop the unstoppable."

- Patrick Star, 'SpongeBob Squarepants'.

Sponge Bob And Patrick Quotes

Choose your favorite Spongebob and Patrick quote from the ones below. You're bound to love more than one quote from this list.

19. "Spongebob: Hey Patrick

    Patrick: What?

    Spongebob: I thought of something funnier than 24.

    Patrick: Let me hear it.

    Spongebob: 25."

- 'SpongeBob Squarepants'.

20. "Spongebob: What do you usually do when I’m gone?

    Patrick: Wait for you to come back."

- 'SpongeBob Squarepants'.

21. "Spongebob: Patrick, you're a genius!

    Patrick: Yeah, I get called that a lot.

    Spongebob: What? A genius?

    Patrick: No, Patrick."

- 'SpongeBob Squarepants'.

Patrick Star Motivational Quotes

Here are some Patrick Star inspirational SpongeBob quotes.

22. "SpongeBob Squarepants? That's a funny way to spell my name."

- Patrick Star, 'SpongeBob Squarepants'.

23. "I think - Argh! - he's trying - Argh! - to say - Argh! - that we're - Argh! about to... [They crash] Land."

- Patrick Star, 'SpongeBob Squarepants'.

24. "SpongeBob, I don't like it here. It's dark and scary. I don't wanna be here. I wanna go home. Look! I can't even tell the bathrooms apart! [Close up of bathroom doors show one with a question mark, the other with an upside-down question mark]."

- Patrick Star, 'SpongeBob Squarepants'.

25. "We destroyed your oldest and most prized possession!"

- Patrick Star, 'SpongeBob Squarepants'.

Famous Patrick Star Quotes On Silence

Here are some Patrick Star quotes enigma and on silence.

26. "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."

- Patrick Star, 'SpongeBob Squarepants'.

27. "You’re a man now, SpongeBob Squarepants, and it’s time you started acting like one."

- Patrick Star, 'SpongeBob Squarepants'.

28. "I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep!"

- Patrick Star, 'SpongeBob Squarepants'.

29. "Nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding!"

- Patrick Star, 'SpongeBob Squarepants'.

30. "Can I have everybody’s attention?… I have to use the bathroom."

- Patrick Star, 'SpongeBob Squarepants'.

31. "Can you give SpongeBob his brain back, I had to borrow it for the week."

- Patrick Star, 'SpongeBob Squarepants'.

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for Patrick Star quotes for all the SpongeBob fans, why not look at Squidward quotes, or Tina Belcher quotes?

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Written by Divya Raghav

Bachelor of Commerce specializing in Accounting and Finance, Master of Business Administration

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Divya RaghavBachelor of Commerce specializing in Accounting and Finance, Master of Business Administration

With a diverse range of experience in finance, administration, and operations, Divya is a diligent worker known for her attention to detail. Born and raised in Bangalore, she completed her Bachelor's in Commerce from Christ University and is now pursuing an MBA at Narsee Monjee Institute of Management Studies, Bangalore. Along with her professional pursuits, Divya has a passion for baking, dancing, and writing content. She is also an avid animal lover who dedicates her time to volunteering for animal welfare causes.

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