80+ Best Country Jokes That Are Out Of This World

Fasten your laughter belts, folks, as we venture on a rip-roaring journey through the best country jokes! This collection of knee-slapping, side-splitting humor is just what you need to add a dash of merriment to your day.

With each joke handpicked for its country charm and rib-tickling humor, you're in for a real treat. Whether it's for a family gathering, a friendly chat, or simply to cheer up your day, these Southern American jokes are your trusty companions.

So get ready to laugh out loud and share these slices of country joy with everyone around. Let the laughter begin!

You will be able to find jokes about other states, American sports, and many more funny jokes that will get you cracking as you read. If you're ready for a fun ride through the fields of humor, you've come to the right place.

These hilarious South jokes and puns will have you laughing your heart out, while some of the silly ones might make you grin for a while.

Each joke has that unique country charm to give your day an extra dose of laughter, and an vacation of the hectic city life! So, loosen up those laughter muscles and get ready to embrace the hilarity!

Funny Country Jokes

Get ready to giggle as we dive into a world of laughter with some funny country jokes guaranteed to tickle your funny bone. Perfect for your next family gathering or to make your friends chuckle, these jokes are for all those who appreciate a hearty laugh.

Each joke is a wholesome mix of country charm and wittiness, so don't hold back - embrace the hilarity, share the joy, and let's make some memories. After all, a day without laughter is like a country song without a guitar—simply incomplete!

1. What do a beach and an American beer have in common? They're both close to water!

2. Why are there no more minerals on the West Coast? Because they Oregon.

3. Why don't country folks ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when even the corn has ears!

4. What do you call a bee that lives in America? A US-B.

5. Why did the president ban the sale of shredded cheese? Because he wants to make America grate again.

6. What did Tennes-see that left him speechless? The same thing Arkansas.

7. Why did the country music singer bring a ladder to the bar? Because he wanted to reach the high notes!

8. What do you call a country cat who can play a guitar? A mew-sician. 

9. Why haven't Americans changed their weighing method from pounds to kilograms? Because they don't want mass confusion!

10. What did the cowboy choose as his Twitch Username? Jolly Rancher.

11. Why does my friend spend one-quarter of his time playing American football and another 25% playing piano? He's a Quarter-Bach.

12. What did Dela-ware for the football match? Her New Jersey.  

13. Why are there hardly any knock-knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings!

14. What do you call a cowboy in a pie-eating contest? A Western gobbler!

15. Where did the countryside vampire get school supplies for his son? Pennsylvania. 

16. Why do folks from Tennessee go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more? 17 and under are not admitted.

17. Why was there no trace of electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside? Something was Amish. 

18. What fruit do Californians hate? Straw-berry. 

19. How was the airport security in Los Angeles? Quite LAX.

20. Why are there no Xbox or PCs in Pennsylvania? Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia.

Silly Country Jokes

Ready to shake off the seriousness and step into a world full of chuckles? Brace yourselves for a collection of some great jokes about the US countryside, each one packed with the unique humor that only the countryside can provide.

These aren't just jokes; they're tiny pockets of joy, perfect for sharing with friends, and family, and even to brighten your own day. right in, enjoy the silliness, and remember, laughter is always the best medicine!

21. Did you hear about the New Yorker who killed the vampire from New Jersey? He used a New York steak to do it. 

22. Where would you find people suffering from sadness? In the state of Missouri.

23. Which part of America has four eyes but still can't read? Mississippi.

24. Why is the cellphone network so good in Wisconsin? Because even the smallest towns there have at least four bars.

25. What's the similarity between a tornado and a southern divorce in the US? Someone is going to lose their trailer.

26. Why are the unusually cheerful people of Colorado in their strides? Because Colorado Springs.

27. What do the Minnesota Vikings and the Memphis Grizzlies have in common? Neither has a title!

28. What beverage did the short person order with his meal? A Minnesota.

29. What do you call pizza seasoning from Portland? Oregon-o.

30. How do you defend yourself from a rodeo clown? Go for the juggler!

31. Why did the cowboy always ride his horse? Because it's too heavy to carry.

32. What do you call it when a Southern American commits treachery? Betra-y'all. 

33. Why is it that the Minnesota Vikings cannot eat their cereals for breakfast? It's because they tend to choke a lot when they come too close to a bowl.

34. What do they call reruns of 'Hee Haw' in Alabama? Documentaries.

35. Why did the man from Colorado shift to Las Vegas? Because he wanted to take a gamble.

36. What's a horse's favorite state? Neigh-braska!

37. What did the police department name their squad of short policemen? Minneapolis.

38. What is a lion's favorite American state to live in? Maine.

39. Why is Texas also known as the Lone Star State? Because that was the highest rating it could get away with.

40. Southern Americans don't need pickup lines cause they got pickup trucks.

41. What is the best part of being in the center of Texas? Whichever direction you go, you're leaving Texas.

42. What would I do if my wife gets angry in the Northern cold of Fairbanks? Alaska later what's wrong. 

43. Why was the comedian's stand-up performance boring to the people of Arizona? Because they had no sense of Yuma.

44. What do you call a cowboy who helps out at the bakery? A dough wrangler.

45. What happened to the partially blind man when he went to Washington? He couldn't Seattle!

46. Why did the man become a fan of ice hockey? Because it got cooler since field hockey!

47. Where is the annual convention for dentists held? Floss Vegas.

48. Which US state is the most down-to-earth? Florida.

49. What is the difference between the US and the UK? One word.

50. Why did the Indian family love living in Texas? Because there's a Delhi on every corner.

51. Which building in New York has the most number of stories? The public library. 

52. Why did the drunk man take a taxi from Louisiana to Washington? Because he wasn't in the best of states.

53. Where do you get to hear the most dad jokes in the US? Corny Island. 

More Funny Country Jokes and Country Music Jokes

Can't get enough of those country-style chuckles? Well, you're in for a treat!

This collection of even more funny Southern jokes and about the US countryside is about to take the laughter up a notch. Share these funny jokes and jokes about country music at your neighborhood barbecue or during a relaxing afternoon on the front porch. The laughter they generate will be music to your ears!

54. How many country singers do you need to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change it and the other to sing about the good times they had with the old bulb.

55. What do you get when you play country music backwards? You get your entire life back.

56. Why aren't tubas used in country music? Because they're made of heavy metal.

57. Why are national anthems so grounded and seem ancient? Well, they are country music!

58. Why did the country musician lose a sponsorship with Coca-Cola? Because the songs weren't pop enough for them!

59. What would happen if Keith Urban became obsessed with country music? He would change his name to Keith Rural!

60. What did Keith Urban name his below-par country music band? Suburban.

61. My friend asked me, "Is 'Africa' by Toto country music?" "Continent music", I replied.

62. How do you know the Grammys is rigged if a country singer wins an award? Because it's not a fair exchange.

63. What did the country singer who liked Indian food name herself? Curry Underwood. 

64. Why is Taylor Swift not a fan of the West? Because the last time she came in contact with a West, she was told she wasn't worthy of her award.

65. Why did the American farmer go to a yoga class? He heard it's good for crop rotation.

66. What did the country music fan name the playlist of his favorite country songs? Johnny Cache.

67. What do you get when you put a tutu on a country singer? Kelsea Ballerina.

68. Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund? Because every cowboy needs a sub-woofer!

69. What did the American southerner visit Korea? To eat Seoul food.

70. What do you get from a pampered cow on a countryside farm? Spoiled milk.

71. Why was there a long line at a southern restaurant in Chicago? Because an offer was going on for the Barbequeue.

72. Why were the people at the bar confused by the American-Spanish southerner? Because he kept talking in Espan-y'all.  

73. What is the funniest Mitchell Tenpenny song? 'Drunk Memes'.

74. How many Yankees fans does it take to fix a lightbulb? None. They'd rather stay in the dark and talk about how good the old one was. 

Country Knock-Knock Jokes

Ready to mix some country charm with classic knock-knock humor? Well, our final list of country-themed knock-knock jokes is just what you need for some fun-filled mirth!

These jokes are just the right mix of silly and endearing to brighten any occasion. So, strap in and prepare for a laughter-filled journey through these delightful knock-knock jokes with a country twist. Let's get cracking!

75. Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Alaska.

Alaska who?

Alaska right now, what's up with y'all?

76. Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Yellow.

Yellow who?

Yellow Springs is my favorite.

77. Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Madison.

Madison who?

Madison is in Georgia. You would love it.

So there you have it - a heapin' helping of the best country jokes and some silly Southern American jokes to brighten your day. We hope they brought a smile to your face and a chuckle to your lips.

Remember, these jokes are not only for your amusement, they're also great ice-breakers, conversation starters, and even mood lifters during those cloudier days.

So go ahead, share the laughter with your friends, family, or anyone in need of a good ol' country chuckle. After all, the world becomes a brighter place when we share a laugh.