Superheroes are just extraordinary human beings or sometimes supernatural beings with superpowers.
Superheroes are the ones who do everything in their power to do good for society. They are the ultimate benchmark of good people.
Time and again DC, Marvel, even Pixar, and Disney have come up with their own superheroes and they have become role models not only for kids but for everyone. Being able to laugh at the things you love is also something these super humans teach us.
So have a look at our compilation of superhero captions, superheroes jokes, superhero one-liners, and funny comic jokes.
81. Which is the most curious superhero? Wonder Woman.
82. Why is it that Mr. Freeze doesn't have any friends? Because he gives everyone cold shoulders.
83. Where does Green Lantern get tomatoes from? He gets them from a Greenhouse.
84. What did Batgirl go to the superhero ball wearing? Her Dark Knight gown.
85. What football team is Aquaman's favorite? The Miami Dolphins.
86. How did Supergirl fix a broken bridge? With a huge amount of Super Glue.
87. What was Bruce Wayne's position on his little-league team? Bruce was the bat-boy.
88. What superhero gets hurt easily? Bruise Wayne.
89. What would you call a superhero who has a poor sense of direction? She'd be called Wander Woman.
90. Which superhero is not very nice? The Mean lantern.
91. What would you call Superman if he was involved in a bank robbery? He'd be called the Man of Steal.
92. Why does everyone invite Superman the most to dinners? It's because he's a supperhero.
93. What is baby superman the most afraid of? His crib-tonyte.
94. What is Superman's germophobic uncle's name? Pur-El.
95. Did you hear that Batman and Superman are splitting off and forming their own team? They call themselves 'Just Us League'.
96. What did Superman's dad say after everyone thanked him for saving their planet? He said, "Jor-El Come".
97. What would Superman be called if he worked in a convenience store? Clerk Kent.
98. What's the name of the currency that Superman can't handle? Kryptocurrency.
99. What does Superman use after a shower to dry off? A Tow-El.
100. How often does Superman need to save the planet? Daily.
101. What snack is superman's favorite? Sun chips.
102. What would you get after combining a Transformer with Wonder Woman? Amazon Prime.
103. Can people actually see Wonder Woman when she's inside her invisible airplane? It's not too clear.
104. What would you call it if DC and Marvel made a crossover between The Incredible Hulk and The Flash? They should name it 'The Fast and the Furious'.
105. What was the name of Flash's car? A Flash Drive.
106. What is the Flash's favorite way of eating eggs? Runny.
107. What would you call the Flash if he lost 20lbs? Flashlight.
108. What did Batman say after he did his shopping? Got ham.
109. Why is Batman so serious? Because he isn't the Joker.
Other Superhero Jokes
Here are some other superhero jokes for kids and hero puns for your laughs.
110. What superhero travels by public transportation? Bus Lightyear.
111. What do all superheroes like to add to their juice? Just ice.
112. When the nurse told the doctor that the invisible man came to see him, what did the doctor say? He said, "Let him know that I can't see him".
113. What would you call someone who's a computer superhero? They'd be called the Screen Saver.
114. Which superhero is the one that delivers morning papers? The newspaperman!
115. What is the name of the sassiest supervillain? It's Sassquatch!
116. What's the most confusing superhero movie? The Invisible Man. It's very hard to follow.
117. Why did cheese man become a superhero? He did it for the grater good.
118. Why did the superhero fail the written test? Because he has a habit of writing wrongs.
119. Where does a superhero usually go for shopping? They go to the Supermarket.
Knock Knock Jokes
Lastly here we have a few knock-knock jokes for your laugh.
120. Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Bat.
Bat who?
I'm Batman.
121. Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Batman.
Batman who?
Batman here came to robin you of your problems.
122. Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Trick or Treat!
Trick or Treat who?
Trick or Treat your Joker.
123. Knock knock
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor Who?
No. Doctor strange.
Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of great family-friendly puns for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for [Superhero Jokes] then why not take a look at 'Star Wars' jokes, or for something different take a look at 'Pokémon' jokes.
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Bachelor of Arts specializing in English, Master of Arts specializing in English
Rajnandini RoychoudhuryBachelor of Arts specializing in English, Master of Arts specializing in English
With a Master of Arts in English, Rajnandini has pursued her passion for the arts and has become an experienced content writer. She has worked with companies such as Writer's Zone and has had her writing skills recognized by publications such as The Telegraph. Rajnandini is also trilingual and enjoys various hobbies such as music, movies, travel, philanthropy, writing her blog, and reading classic British literature.
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