151 Foot Puns That Are Sure To Tickle You

Why Foot Puns?

Foot puns are a playful and lighthearted way to make jokes or puns about feet, footwear, or related topics. They can be used to add humor to a conversation, to break the ice in social situations, or simply to show a playful and creative side.

They also allow people to express their love of wordplay and puns uniquely and innovatively.

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Jokes About Feet

1. What did the foot say when it met its father's brother for the first time? Pleased to meet you, ankle!

2. What's a foot's favorite food? Shoe-shi!

3. What does a foot have for breakfast? Jam and toe-st!

4. What's a foot long, made of leather, and sounds like a sneeze? A shoe!

5. What is the foot's favorite type of chips? Dori-toes!

6. What does a thief wear on its feet? Sneakers!

7. Which two Ancient Greek philosophers had the nicest feet? Pla-toe and Sock-rates!

8. What is a foot's favorite candy? Men-toes.

9. What did the foot say to the football when they won the match? I toed you so!

10. What happens if you put your left shoe on the wrong foot? Well, it's actually on the right foot!

11. What is the most dangerous mountain in the world for your feet? Krakatoa!

12. Why did the foot go to the doctor? Because it had a sole-ache!

13. What do you call a foot with a cold? A chill-blaine!

14. Why can't your two feet get along? Because they can't both be right!

15. How do you make a foot laugh? Tickle its toes!

16. What does someone with two left feet wear as shoes? Flip-flips!

17. What do you call a shoe made out of a banana? A slipper!

18. What kind of shoes do lazy people wear? Loafers!

19. What are a plumber's favorite types of shoes? Tap shoes!

20. What do you call a frog with a broken foot? Un-hoppy!

21. Why couldn't the Colorado mountain hikers cross the footbridge? Because it had fallen arches!

22. Why don't feet like to go to the gym? Because they're always tired from walking around all day!

23. What do you call a person with a plastic foot? Robert-oe!

24. What do you call a foot that's always on the go? A wander-foot!

25. Why did the foot go to the beach? To get a toe-tally tan!

26. What do you call a foot that's always in a hurry? A rush-foot!

27. How is 3+3=7 the same as your left foot? It's not right!

28. How hard was it for the shoemaker to manufacture clown shoes? It was no small feet!

29. What does a foot do to remember a special moment? He takes a pho-toe!

30. What material was the first ever shoe made out of? Wooden shoe like to know!

31. What do you call it when you put two slices of bread around your foot? A below-knee sandwich.

32. What is a foot's least favorite vegetable? Bunions!

34. What is it called when it starts raining shoes? A shoe-pocalypse.

35. What is a shoe's usual getup? A shoelace.

36. How is the shoe after the nasty breakup? It is still heeling.

37. What is a video of dancing feet called? Footage. 

38. Why doesn't Sarah like wearing flip-flops in the mountains? Because she gets cold feet.

Feet Puns

39. I accidentally cut off most of my foot, but thankfully it's almost all heeled.

40. I used to work in a shoe recycling shop; it was sole destroying.

41. I didn't think orthopedic shoes would help me, but I stand corrected.

42. I am shoe-liously considering going on morning walks again.

43. I took a video of my new pair of shoes yesterday. I just watched it back, and it made for some excellent footage.

44. My doctor said he'd have me back on my feet in two weeks, and it's a good thing he did, too, because I had to sell my car to foot the bill!

45. I'm afraid I must return my new shoes because they have a terrible frequency. I put them on once, and now my feet hertz.

46. I was going to propose to my partner on the top of the ski hill, but I didn't in the end because I got cold feet.

47. I got a shoe bite last week, but it's almost heeled now

48. People are always telling me to stop acting like a flamingo, so I had to really put my foot down.

49. We are going to par-toe tonight because Nike

50. Shoe bites always take so long to heel.

51. Foot injuries are always serious because they take so long to heel.

52. Today's generation sure is addicted to shoe-lfies

53. I hate action figures with no feet; I really just can't stand them.

54. Always stay off lawns that have recently been fertilized because you don't want to let the grass grow under your feet.

55. And now, people, it's time to foot your best foot forward!

56. The shoe-lver lining is that it is finally summer break

The Best Toe Puns

57. "Let's feet later in the day!" The high schooler waved goodbye to his friend after his class ended.

58. My baby dropped some of her food on her foot; I guess she wanted to try the avocado toes everyone goes on about.

59. I met the perfect partner, but sadly they had no feet, so I had to break up with them: you see, I am lack toes intolerant.

60. I've spent years developing the first ever foot-manipulated keyboard, and now here is my first pro-toe type.

61. I'm waiting for news from my doctor to see if I have an athlete's foot; I've been waiting so long that I'm constantly on my toes.

62. I dropped a dictionary on my foot the other day, and I woke up the next morning with a thesaurus toe.

63. If athletes get athlete's foot, soldiers surely get missile toe.

64. I was trying shoes on, but one pair was a size too small, so my feet got toe-tally stuck!

65. I love your shoes, they are toe-riffic!

66. What do cheetahs have on their feet? Chee-toes!

67. What is the condition called when all of your toes go to sleep? Coma-toes!

68. What do you call the condition when your toes smell really bad? Hali-toe-sis!

69. Why did the opera singer only sing songs about feet? She was an all-toe singer!

70. What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis!

71. I was drawing a picture of a foot that looks exactly like a real one; I toe-tally nailed it!

72. What do you call a person who got stung on his foot? Toe-bee!

Broken Foot Puns

73. Where does the dog go when it has a broken foot? The paw-diatrist!

74. I broke my foot and went in for routine surgery, but I left the hospital with two fewer limbs: it cost an arm and a leg!

75. What is the nickname of a thief? Robber-toe.

Podiatrist Puns

76. What is a podiatrist's favorite Olympic event? Arch-ery!

77. What is a podiatrist's favorite dessert? Tirami-shoe!

78. I dated my podiatrist for a little while, but it didn't work out, and we broke up. I guess we weren't sole mates after all!

79. What does one podiatrist say to the other at a convention? Nice toe meet you!

80. What is the difference between a chef and a podiatrist? One feels the heat while the other heals the feet!

81. I called my podiatrist's practice to get an appointment, but they only do limp-ins!

82. Why do podiatrists never have any friends? Because when they meet someone, they always get off on the wrong foot.

83. Why can't the podiatrist convert numbers into metric? He can only work in feet!

84. My dad was a podiatrist, and so am I. I guess I followed in his footsteps!

85. My podiatrist is eager to change his career; she is getting itchy feet.

86. The sole reason I fell in love with my husband is because he is a podiatrist.

87. Why did the two podiatrists hate each other? Because they were arch-enemies!

88. Being a podiatrist is a very challenging career; you always need to think on your feet.

89. My podiatrist always tells me the truth straight up; he never does any toe-ing around.

90. It's really easy to learn podiatry; you just have to make sure you read all the footnotes in the manual.

Smelly Feet Puns

91. Did you ever hear the joke about gym socks? You don't want to; it stinks.

92. How does Mary Poppins cure smelly feet? She tells you to step in thyme!

93. Who do giraffes have long necks? Because they have smelly feet!

Animal Feet Puns

94. It's really easy to surprise a duck; they're often caught flat-footed.

95. Did you know alligators can grow up to 22 feet? Most of the time, they just grow four, though.

96. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.

97. Always keep fish away from your feet; they are known to be ankle biters.

98. What does a frog wear on its feet? Open toad shoes.

99. What shoes do you put on your pet's feet? Dog martins!

100. Why don't elephants ever have cold feet? Because they always have big trunks to keep them warm!

101. What do you call a penguin who can't dance? Unhappy feet!

102. Why do polar bears never get married? Because they always get cold feet.

103. What did the dog say to his podiatrist when he received his diagnosis? Nothing, there were uncomfortable paws!

Runner Puns

104. If you want to run a race, but you wear the wrong shoes, you will suffer the agony of de-feet.

105. That runner is seriously impressive; he just accomplished a great feet.

106. The runner was getting a little anxious about swimming his first laps; he was just getting his feet wet.

107. I am getting more confident with my running; I've really found my feet.

108. Why was the runner afraid to leave his home? He was not sure if he could stand on his own two feet!

109. I fell in love with a runner; I knew he was the one for me from the moment he swept me off my feet.

110. Why do runners constantly have itchy feet? They are prone to having athlete's foot

Foot Puns About Olympics

111. I'm a big foot in the world of track and field.

112. I'm a foot-ball of energy on the track.

113. I'm a foot-loose and fancy-free Olympian.

114. I'm a foot-note in the history of Olympic track and field.

115. I'm a foot-soldier in the battle for Olympic gold.

116. I'm going for the gold, one step at a time.

117. I'm not just a one-trick pony; I've got two good feet.

118. I'm not just a sprinter; I'm a foot-racer.

119. I'm putting my foot down and winning this race.

120. I'm putting my sole into my Olympic training.

121. I'm ready to leap into the Olympics with both feet.

122. I'm ready to step up to the Olympic plate.

123. I'm running a marathon, but it's just a foot race to me.

124. I'm running circles around my competition, one foot at a time.

125. I'm sprinting towards Olympic glory, one foot in front of the other.

126. I'm taking a step in the right direction by training for the Olympics.

127. I'm taking my foot off the gas and coasting to the finish line.

128. I'm taking the Olympic track on foot.

Awesome Foot Puns

129. The other day, I heard a foot pun, but it was too sole-ful.

130. I'm a big fan of feet puns, but they're always toe-tally cheesy.

131. I'm a foot soldier in the battle against bad puns.

132. I'm feeling footloose and fancy-free!

133. I'm heel-bent on making these puns.

134. I'm on my feet all day, but I still heel well.

135. I'm stepping on some toes with these puns.

136. I'm toe-tally in love with these puns.

137. I've got a foot-tastic sense of humor.

138. I've got a sole-ful personality.

139. What do you call a shoe that tells jokes? A pun-toe.

140. Why don't feet tell jokes? They're always sole-serious.

Foot Puns From Movies And TV Series

141. I may be small, but I've got big footsteps to follow. (Toy Story)

142. I'll be putting my foot in my mouth if I say any more. (The Princess Diaries)

143. I'll put my foot in it if I say any more. (The Social Network)

144. I'm a foot soldier in the war against boring socks. (Parks and Recreation)

145. I'm going to put my foot down on this one. (Toy Story)

146. I will put my foot in it if I say any more. (The Great Gatsby)

147. I'm not just a foot in the door; I'm a foot in the game. (The Big Bang Theory)

148. I'm not just a pretty foot; I'm a smart foot too. (Mean Girls)

149. I'm putting my foot down on this one. (The Office)

150. You can't handle the foot! (The Princess Bride)

151. You don't have to put your best foot forward, just your foot. (Forgetting Sarah Marshall)